#1
Ok. I need a funny idea similar to this one, which I would do but cant - already done it.


Buy Paint stripper: (Invalid img)

Get a big box:

Write 'stripper' on box.


Give to drunk friend as bday present.


Any ideas?

You know, aside from something meaningfull and usefull?

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#2
Put your junk in that box
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#3
Justin Timberlake might have a good idea for you.

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Put your junk in that box


Motherfucker.
#6
Bake him a cake that looks like a bomb, but really put some sort of firework inside it. You can even make the fuse become triggered by a candle or something.
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#7
Say you got him a hooker. He'll expect a really cheap prostitute.

Surprise him by getting a really expensive one. He'll be sooooooooooo pissed.
#9
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Have sex with his mum.

Have sex with him.
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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#10
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Have sex with him.

Have sex with him AND his mum.
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#11
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Have sex with him AND his mum.

Now we're talking!
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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#12
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Have sex with him AND his mum.

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#14
You can even make the fuse become triggered by a candle or something.(Invalid img)
#15
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Put your junk in that box


You missed step two. How can he just put is junk in there without a hole in it? Mindlessly thrust his hardened genitalia into the side of the box until its dented and beaten down? You're sick.


I hope the rest of you treat your boxes with the respect they deserve.
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The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#16
Truck Nuts.
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#18
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You missed step two. How can he just put is junk in there without a hole in it? Mindlessly thrust his hardened genitalia into the side of the box until its dented and beaten down? You're sick.


I hope the rest of you treat your boxes with the respect they deserve.

I hope you learn the difference between "one" and "two"
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#19
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I hope you learn the difference between "one" and "two"


How the **** did I forget the lyrics?!
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders