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#1
So ever since my younger sibling and I have became old enough to look after ourselves I feel as if my parents have went completely off the rails!

Every weekend they go out and get completely hammered then loudly return home in the early hours of the morning and proceed to have loud sex, it's as if they have lost all regard for my brother and I. This is beginning to become extremely unbearable for me to deal with and if it weren't for my difficult financial situation I would move out.

What do Pit?
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#2
Stop being a party pooper for starters
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#4
Your parents took care of you for two decades and they want some private time to have fun again.

For christ's sake, take a hint and move out.
#5
Wow haha.

Depending on your relationship between them you could try and ask them to quieten down a little or something hahaha. Assuming that you're a male it'd probably be easier to ask your dad to do so, but still that's awkward and just bad.

Frankly, I don't have a clue what I'd do...all I can do is sympathise with you

Good luck man haha
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#6
Go out and get hammered during weekdays and bring random girls home and sex them loudly in the early hours of the morning. They'll probably pick up on what you're doing sooner rather than later and you can avoid having an awkward conversation with them.
#7
....Wait after reading CoreysMonster's response, how old are you?
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Go out and get hammered during weekdays and bring random girls home and sex them loudly in the early hours of the morning. They'll probably pick up on what you're doing sooner rather than later and you can avoid having an awkward conversation with them.


This. So much.
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#10
leave?
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#11
When they come back, and before they have loud sex, suggest that since you're awake anyway, you should make it a threesome.
#12
Feel free to GTFO.

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#13
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Go out and get hammered during weekdays and bring random girls home and sex them loudly in the early hours of the morning. They'll probably pick up on what you're doing sooner rather than later and you can avoid having an awkward conversation with them.

This for sure. Not kidding.
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#14
Stop being a bitch?
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So ever since my younger sibling and I have became old enough to look after ourselves I feel as if my parents have went completely off the rails!

Every weekend they go out and get completely hammered then loudly return home in the early hours of the morning and proceed to have loud sex, it's as if they have lost all regard for my brother and I. This is beginning to become extremely unbearable for me to deal with and if it weren't for my difficult financial situation I would move out.

What do Pit?

Something's not right here...
#20
They've spent a quarter of their lives and thousands and thousands of pounds on raising you! How ungrateful can you get, deal with it
#21
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Go out and get hammered during weekdays and bring random girls home and sex them loudly in the early hours of the morning. They'll probably pick up on what you're doing sooner rather than later and you can avoid having an awkward conversation with them.

excellent
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#22
I would prefer if my parents were like that than the way they can't stand to be around one another. The house is constantly filled with tension. They fight non-stop, spitting and screaming. My little brother and sister are going to grow up messed up because of the negative vibe that's been going on here for years. If I could run away I would but I can't leave them, they need me.
#24
If you arent afraid of the unfolding drama that would happen ... Tell a fellow family member, like a grandparent, maybe. They would know what to do
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This.
#27
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#29
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Go out and get hammered during weekdays and bring random girls home and sex them loudly in the early hours of the morning. They'll probably pick up on what you're doing sooner rather than later and you can avoid having an awkward conversation with them.

Why not on the weekend?
#30
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Go out and get hammered during weekdays and bring random girls home and sex them loudly in the early hours of the morning. They'll probably pick up on what you're doing sooner rather than later and you can avoid having an awkward conversation with them.

Honestly this.

Seriously.
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#32
put on a spooky ghost uniform and scare them
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#33
Move out brah
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Why not on the weekend?

Because his panents won't notice, because of their own noisy, drunk sex.
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#35
Oh boo hoo you crybaby your parents like to have a good time and are still in love with each other enough to still have sex on the regular. It's really too bad they're not heroin addicts that have been divorced and remarried several times.


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#37
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Why not on the weekend?

Because his parents will be more bothered by loud drunken sex in the middle of the week when they need to get up early for work the next day. Though you may have to abandon all standards if you're trying to pull women at bars in the middle of the week.
#38
Whats the big deal? Just tell them that you'd appreciate if they'd be more quiet next time.
Your parents are ****ing awesome for still being together and enjoying each other's company.
#39
Join in.
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#40
Are they still going to work and supporting you and your brother? If so deal with it.

Lol you even said yourself that your older now and im guessing your lil bro is at least a middle schooler. Man up damn. Parents gonna parent and adults gonna adult. No reason they cant do both. No reason you cant either. The adult part that is.
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