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#2
Original text:

"TS is a knob"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Reference number."
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#4
Totally unrelated to the site but this is the best worst translation/caption i have ever seen.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#6
Original text:

"AIDS"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"HIV and AIDS"

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#7
Original text:

"the world would be a better place without religion"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Words can silence."
Quote by darkstar2466
You will get large cacti inserted into your anus for the heinous crime of piracy.


Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
I wanna go down on you Jesus, I wanna feel your salvation all over my face


My signature lacks content.
It is, however, blue.
#8
From English: big dicked octupi are occupying your asshole at this exact moment in time
To Bulgarian: голям dicked octupi се заемат вашия задник в точно този момент във времето
Back to English: big dicked octupi take your ass in that particular point in time
To Catalan: gran dicked octupi prendre el cul en aquell punt particular en el temps
Back to English: big dicked octupi take her ass at that point in time the particular
To Chinese Simplified: 大 dicked octupi 带着她的屁股在该点的时间特别
Back to English: Big dicked octupi with her ass at the time special
To Chinese Traditional: 與她的屁股在特別的時間大 dicked octupi
Back to English: With her ass at the special time of big dicked octupi
To Czech: S její zadek speciální v době velkých si octupi
Back to English: With her ass special at the time of large, octupi
To Danish: Med hendes særlige på tidspunktet for store, octupi ass
Back to English: With her special at the time of large, octupi ass
To Dutch: Met haar speciale ten tijde van grote, octupi kont
Back to English: With its special, at a time of great octupi ass
#9
Original text:

"i shit out of my eyeballs"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"And the devil"
Quote by darkstar2466
You will get large cacti inserted into your anus for the heinous crime of piracy.


Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
I wanna go down on you Jesus, I wanna feel your salvation all over my face


My signature lacks content.
It is, however, blue.
#10
Original text:

"My palms are hairy and I am now blind"

...35 translations later, Binggives us:

"Mmenten (s) is full of typical Karvased."

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#11
Original text:

"hello"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Come in the future."
Quote by darkstar2466
You will get large cacti inserted into your anus for the heinous crime of piracy.


Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
I wanna go down on you Jesus, I wanna feel your salvation all over my face


My signature lacks content.
It is, however, blue.
#12
This made me smile:

Original text:

"I should really be sleeping"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dream"
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



Quote by DisarmGoliath
You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
#14
"After 8 translations, Bing gives you "" "

Everything I put translates to two quotation marks :/
#15
Original text:

"Where is my super monkey? I bought him ages ago, he should be mopping the kitchen floor now."

...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

"It avulsion of alarming monkey? It goes and this time before to entrust to the wood of the construction of the depleted construction which fraud, it obtains abstractiva on the moment in the debts it loses danger."
#17
Original text:

"I ate fifteen babies last on the fourth of july of eight yers ago "

...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

"yers of boy 158 - you GO July that before you eat in the extremity, "

lol
#19
Original text:

"Please blow me."

...6 translations later, Babelfishgives us:

"You burn me via I request."
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#20
I like it:
Original text:

"fun in the sun inside"

...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

"Or you more observe the joy in the subordinates of the piece it slightly of helium "
Quote by JD Close
Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#21
"I like to play guitar naked."

...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

"Gradice, in the airplanes of the place whose to shine concreteness [of aeriothoymenoy] of the ear."
SHOOOOOPS
...is my MUSIC as good as muh shoops?

Quote by sglover34479
You know life isn't fair when people like HB are stuck posting on a guitar forum instead of rolling in bitches and cash.
#22
So I did the entire song The Pot by Tool and one of the lines was "The student that I am deep in irrigates muddy their balls that is deep in irrigate muddy."
Get them to love you, while they may depending on your words and wealth, the only one who's really judging you is yourself, nobody else.

Any and all posts by this user are fictional and for entertainment purposes only
#23
"ultimate guitar"

...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

"For the first time other things"
SHOOOOOPS
...is my MUSIC as good as muh shoops?

Quote by sglover34479
You know life isn't fair when people like HB are stuck posting on a guitar forum instead of rolling in bitches and cash.
#24
Original text: Pink ponies play wild in the blue sky.

Result: Green goes a long way in adding to the nature. Modern



Original text: Crocodiles play with a fancy set of tea while dancing to tuba music

Result: "Donatello also dance and music has a significant role to customize the appearance of the crocodile."



Original text:

"Two cranes the whistle blew while mannequins stood vigilant guarding the coast against the invasion of squall line penguins and their hairy friends"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the limit as Hagorn and written 3 Driscoll, each Poikkileikkauksiss Vilepill Karvased."
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Last edited by eGraham at Apr 9, 2012,
#25
Original text:
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:
"CWho of distant times, fêz of the box the serious desire of the advantage that of realness it solves especially here?"

+24 translations:
"In the money available the distant automobile of the existence, cWhotijd where, is final here, seriousness, scato 2 sees the value of which more [sootvestvuyushchee] courteously [lyubovi], you it ascent of opdelingen verifies his fêz?"

Makes as much sense as the original.
I can't wait till my fro is full grown.
Last edited by FishStik at Apr 9, 2012,
#26
Original text:

"You must cut down the biggest tree in the woods with a herring!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If deforestation."
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#27
Bing gives me nothing, ever.

The other ones don't seem to give me anything worth posting.
#29
Original text:

"**** school, nigga. Imma be a dope dealer."

...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

"Good community of intention, school of nigga. Anodyne of imma they change that."
#31
From English: I fart in your general direction
To Bulgarian: Аз Флатуленция във вашия общи посока
Back to English: I Fart in your general direction
To Catalan: Jo PET en la seva direcció general
Back to English: I FART in your general direction
To Chinese Simplified: 我在你的大方向放屁
Back to English: Me in the general direction of your fart
To Chinese Traditional: 我在你屁的大方向
Back to English: General direction of me in your ass
To Czech: Obecný směr ze mě do prdele
Back to English: The general direction of me in my ass
To Danish: Den generelle retning af mig i min røv
Back to English: The general direction of me in my ass
To Dutch: De algemene richting van mij in mijn kont
Back to English: The general direction of me in my ass
To Estonian: Üldist suunda mulle mu perset
Back to English: The general direction for me my ass
To Finnish: Minulle persettäni yleiset suunta
Back to English: For me, my ass general guidelines
To French: Pour moi, mes orientations générales de l'âne
Back to English: For me, my general orientations of the ass
To German: Für mich, meine allgemeinen Orientierungen der Esel
Back to English: For me, my general orientations of the donkey
To Greek: Για μένα, μου γενικών προσανατολισμών της ο γάιδαρος
Back to English: For me, my broad the donkey
To Haitian Creole: Pou mwen menm, mwen broad bourik
Back to English: As for me, I broad ass
To Hebrew: באשר לי, אני רחב בתחת
Back to English: As for me, I am a wide ass
To Hungarian: Értem, én vagyok a széles szamár
Back to English: For me, I'm a wide ass
To Indonesian: Bagi saya, saya pantat lebar
Back to English: For me, my ass wide
To Italian: Per me, il mio culo largo
Back to English: For me, my ass off
To Japanese: 私のために、私のお尻
Back to English: For me that's my ass
To Korean: 나를 위해 그는 내 엉덩이
Back to English: For me he is my ass
To Latvian: Man viņš ir manas ass
Back to English: To me he is my ass
To Lithuanian: Man jis yra mano Oslas
Back to English: For me it is in my ass
To Norwegian: For meg er det i ræva
Back to English: For me it's in the ass
To Polish: Dla mnie to in the ass
Back to English: For me it in the ass
To Portuguese: Para mim ele na bunda
Back to English: For me it in the ass
To Romanian: Pentru mine în fund
Back to English: For me in the ass
To Russian: Для меня в заднице
Back to English: For me in the ass
To Slovak: Pre mňa v zadku
Back to English: For me in the ass
To Slovenian: Za mene v rit
Back to English: For me in the ass
To Spanish: Para mí en el culo
Back to English: For me in the ass
To Swedish: För mig i arslet
Back to English: For my ass
To Thai: สำหรับตูด
Back to English: For the ass
To Turkish: Ass için
Back to English: Ass
To Ukranian: Дупу
Back to English: Ass
To Vietnamese: PGS
Back to English: ASSOC
#32
From English: Prepare your anus.
To Bulgarian: Приготвя се си ануса.
Back to English: Prepare your anus.
To Catalan: Preparar el seu anus.
Back to English: Prepare your anus.
To Chinese Traditional: 準備你的肛門。
Back to English: Prepare your anus.
To Chinese Simplified: 准备你的肛门。
Back to English: Prepare your anus.
To Hebrew: להכין לפי הטבעת.
Back to English: Prepare your anus.
To Romanian: Se prepară dumneavoastră anus.
Back to English: Prepare your anus.
To Greek: Προετοιμασία σας πρωκτό.
Back to English: Prepare your anus.
To Portuguese: Prepare seu ânus.
Back to English: Prepare your anus.

To Haitian Creole: Pwepare dèyè ou.
Back to English: Prepared against you.
To Italian: Preparato contro di voi.
Back to English: Made against you.
To Hungarian: Tett ön ellen.
Back to English: Made against you.
To Russian: Выступил против вас.
Back to English: Made against you.
To Slovenian: Zoper vas.
Back to English: Against you.
To Slovak: Proti vám.
Back to English: Against you.
To Czech: Proti vám.
Back to English: Against you.
To Spanish: Contra usted.
Back to English: Against you.
To Thai: เทียบกับคุณ
Back to English: Compared to you.
To Estonian: Võrreldes saate.
Back to English: Compared to you.
To Indonesian: Dibandingkan dengan Anda.
Back to English: Compared to you.
To Swedish: Jämfört med du.
Back to English: Compared to you.
To French: Par rapport à vous.
Back to English: From you.
To Japanese: あなたから。
Back to English: From you.
To Polish: Od Ciebie.
Back to English: From You.
To Turkish: --Dan sen.
Back to English: From you.
To Finnish: Sinulta.
Back to English: From You.
To Vietnamese: Từ bạn.
Back to English: From you.
To German: Von Ihnen.
Back to English: By you.
To Danish: Af dig.
Back to English: By you.
To Ukranian: На вас.
Back to English: For you.
To Dutch: Voor jou.
Back to English: For you.
To Lithuanian: tau.
Back to English: tau.
To Norwegian: tau.
Back to English: rope.
To Latvian: virvi.
Back to English: the rope.
To Korean: 밧줄입니다.
Back to English: Is the rope.

Apparently anuses are internationally prepared.
#34
Original text:

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A container of food in the morning, to start the search."
#35
Original text:

"Is Obama a terrorist?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Meet Barack attack Roris"



Quick, somebody get a security guard on Roris!
West Ham United
#37
Original text:

"I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Health stop I"


...whut

Original text:

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Many people decide to use rights"


EDIT:

Original text:

"I fucked your girlfriend last night. While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love. She called me "daddy", and I called her "baby", and I smacked her ass..."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Last night, it was a very thin woman. Water doesn't go to sleep soul drooling, p r c b g or drool, father and son, Imai n."


ಠ_ಠ
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
Last edited by Primus2112 at Apr 10, 2012,
#38
Original text:

"Now bend over and say you love me Obama "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is responsible for the Obama administration."
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