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#1
Hi cooks,

When I cook several separate things, for example meat and mushrooms, and mix them together in a sauce the result just tastes bland.

What do?
#2
Add meth to it.
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#3
Cook it all in one pot. Use stock instead of water and season with salt and pepper.
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#4
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What do?


Spices and herbs, nigga.


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Spices and herbs, nigga.


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#10
As above, learn to use seasonings, they are the key to cooking.
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#14
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Add meth to it.

So much truth in this sentence.

TS, don't eat. Just do meth.

Oh, you want an actual answer? Stop cooking them seperatly. Cook them together.

Also, season that bitch.

Do you sear it? Make sure to set the pan a little higher, and then bring it down and cook slowly.

What kind of mushrooms?



Get some of these, some Vine of the Dead, and let simmer with an maoi inhibitor, for about 3 days.

Eat it.

Good luck.
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#21
Are the ingredients good to start with? They won't get better or worse if you cook them together if the ingredients are really bland to begin with.
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#26
Hey everybody! He fell for it!
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#27
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Cook it all in one pot. Use stock instead of water and season with salt and pepper.


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#28
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Excuse me?

Get out of the kitchen. I made 3 perfectly good suggestions.
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#31
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Excuse me?

Get out of the kitchen. I made 3 perfectly good suggestions.


Quoted For Truth.


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#32
Try seasonings, herbs, simple salt and pepper man.
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#33
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Excuse me?

Get out of the kitchen. I made 3 perfectly good suggestions.

QFT = Quoted for truth, or "Quite ****ing true!"
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#35
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Quoted For Truth.


Don't get your panties in a wad.

Oh I thought it meant "Quit ****ing talking."

Negativity is more common in the pit. I apologise, user named, bastards.
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#36
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Oh I thought it meant "Quit ****ing talking."

Negativity is more common in the pit. I apologise, user named, bastards.

99% Of the time that is what it means.
#37
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I've never seen anybody use QFT as an abbreviation for "Quit Fucking Talking".
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I've never seen anybody use QFT as an abbreviation for "Quit Fucking Talking".

Me neither. Although I hate QFT because I always forget what it means and the first thing that pops to mind is "Quite Fucking True", which I guess is close enough. But still...
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Me neither. Although I hate QFT because I always forget what it means and the first thing that pops to mind is "Quite Fucking True", which I guess is close enough. But still...

I have.
#40
Mushrooms are something you don't want to cook entirely separately; they're slightly spongy and good at absorbing flavors. Next time cook the meat, then take the meat out of whatever pan/container it was in, and cook the mushrooms in that pan with all the gristle from the meat still in it. Add a little stock/broth for moisture. Then, depending on the type of sauce, move the mushrooms+stock+gristle into a pot and add whatever's left for the sauce. Maybe some cream, black pepper, and a strong cheese with the mushrooms and gristle would make for some kind of rustic white sauce.

That's how I'd do it anyway.
Last edited by Seref at Apr 10, 2012,
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