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And I thought he didn't believe in pulling out.
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Rick Santorum had a Presidential campaign?
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Well, whether you agree with him or not, there goes the last principled candidate in the race.
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Well, whether you agree with him or not, there goes the last principled candidate in the race.

He may have principles, but from where I am standing, many of them are batshit crazy.
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he was americas last hope
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Porn stars everywhere are celebrating.
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Well, whether you agree with him or not, there goes the last principled candidate in the race.


I'm unconvinced that spouting ignorant nonsense and then sticking with it is the best exemplar of the term 'principled' I've ever seen...
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He may have principles, but from where I am standing, many of them are batshit crazy.

A lot of his positions have been made to seem crazier than they are by the left-leaning mainstream media in this country.

I can only imagine the distortions you're getting in England.
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Thank God!
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Now Ron Paul has a chance.
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A lot of his positions have been made to seem crazier than they are by the left-leaning mainstream media in this country.

I can only imagine the distortions you're getting in England.

Distorting Santorum would probably make him sound sensible.
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What happens if literally 0 people vote for a new prez?

Just wondering.

Edit: Nevermind, I see the elite of the House of Representatives would pick one. Sounds a bit shit to me, then again when you can't win whoever you choose it makes no difference.
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A lot of his positions have been made to seem crazier than they are by the left-leaning mainstream media in this country.

I can only imagine the distortions you're getting in England.

You think your media's left leaning?
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And I thought he didn't believe in pulling out.


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A lot of his positions have been made to seem crazier than they are by the left-leaning mainstream media in this country, but the rest actually were batshit crazy.



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You think your media's left leaning?

No, I'm certain of it, and so's anybody else who opens their eyes.
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And I thought he didn't believe in pulling out.



Brb fapping over that picture.
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Now Ron Paul has a chance.


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He was a Pennsylvania Senator?!?!?!

Well I guess what they is true. Pennsylvania is Philly on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in the middle.
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Now Ron Paul has a chance.


Not if Ross Perot has anything to say about it. He truly is the only qualified candidate.
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Taking all bets for Ron Paul at 30:1!! Do I hear any bets??


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W00t.

If he got elected he would trample first amendment protections on free speech. The first amendment says "that congress can't abridge freedom of speech,but he saying he would outlaw porn would.
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Still dissapointed he ran in the first place. That's damage done to America's face outwards that won't be repaired for years.
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Not if Ross Perot has anything to say about it. He truly is the only qualified candidate.



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W00t.

If he got elected he would trample first amendment protections on free speech. The first amendment says "that congress can't abridge freedom of speech,but he saying he would outlaw porn would.

If Santorum was elected, he wouldn't be in Congress, he'd be President.

Try again, deviant.
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Still dissapointed he ran in the first place. That's damage done to America's face outwards that won't be repaired for years.


Nah, the world doesn't hold Presidential hopeful assclowns against us, only elected ones...
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No, I'm certain of it, and so's anybody else who opens their eyes.

media is everywhere leaning. pretty much everywhere except the middle.
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Nah, the world doesn't hold Presidential hopeful assclowns against us, only elected ones...

It's not just presidents. I'm still holding Dan Quayle against you.
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Nah, the world doesn't hold Presidential hopeful assclowns against us, only elected ones...

Sarah Palin disagrees
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If Santorum was elected, he wouldn't be in Congress, he'd be President.

Try again, deviant.


Technically he could pass things by executive order, if boners became a state of emergency.
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