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#1
Do they only happen here? Was Fred Phelps right all along? Hold me?
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#2
because tornados only happen in the us... why else?
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#5
Geography

Also, **** Fred Phelps, and I will hold you right in front of him. All night long.
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I wish I was American.

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#6
Magnets.
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#7
And who says you only hear about them in the US..?
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#8
Because tornadoes love the shit out of our trailerparks.

My things:
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Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
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Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#9
They happen everywhere.

But they don't have an area called "Tornado Alley."
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#10
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Magnets.

Aliens

Quote by element4433
They happen everywhere.

But they don't have an area called "Tornado Alley."

Also that
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#11
R.I.P. M.C.A.
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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#12
In the Pacific region they are called "cyclones."
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#13
Wikipedia would have told you this
Tornadoes have been observed on every continent except Antarctica. However, the vast majority of tornadoes in the world occur in the Tornado Alley region of the United States, although they can occur nearly anywhere in North America.[7] They also occasionally occur in south-central and eastern Asia, the Philippines, south east Asia, like Malaysia,[8] northern and east-central South America, Southern Africa, northwestern and southeast Europe, western and southeastern Australia, and New Zealand.[9] Tornadoes can be detected before or as they occur through the use of Pulse-Doppler radar by recognizing patterns in velocity and reflectivity data, such as hook echoes, as well as by the efforts of storm spotters.
#14
Quote by eGraham
Geography

Also, **** Fred Phelps, and I will hold you right in front of him. All night long.


Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#15
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Wikipedia would have told you this


Stop ruining the fun, you big... big... big MEANIE!!!!
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#16
Quote by ErikLensherr
In the Pacific region they are called "cyclones."

That would be what we call hurricanes.
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#17
The United States has the most tornadoes of any country, nearly four times more than estimated in all of Europe, excluding waterspouts. This is mostly due to the unique geography of the continent. North America is a large continent that extends from the tropics north into arctic areas, and has no major east-west mountain range to block air flow between these two areas. In the middle latitudes, where most tornadoes of the world occur, the Rocky Mountains block moisture and buckle the atmospheric flow, forcing drier air at mid-levels of the troposphere due to downsloped winds, and causing the formation of a low pressure area downwind to the east of the mountains. Increased westerly flow off the Rockies force the formation of a dry line when the flow aloft is strong, while the Gulf of Mexico fuels abundant low-level moisture in the southerly flow to its east. This unique topography allows for frequent collisions of warm and cold air, the conditions that breed strong, long-lived storms throughout the year. A large portion of these tornadoes form in an area of the central United States known as Tornado Alley. This area extends into Canada, particularly Ontario and the Prairie Provinces, although southeast Quebec, the interior of British Columbia, and western New Brunswick are also tornado-prone. Tornadoes also occur across northeastern Mexico.
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#19
Quote by ErikLensherr
In the Pacific region they are called "cyclones."



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The United States has the most tornadoes of any country, nearly four times more than estimated in all of Europe, excluding waterspouts. This is mostly due to the unique geography of the continent. North America is a large continent that extends from the tropics north into arctic areas, and has no major east-west mountain range to block air flow between these two areas. In the middle latitudes, where most tornadoes of the world occur, the Rocky Mountains block moisture and buckle the atmospheric flow, forcing drier air at mid-levels of the troposphere due to downsloped winds, and causing the formation of a low pressure area downwind to the east of the mountains. Increased westerly flow off the Rockies force the formation of a dry line when the flow aloft is strong, while the Gulf of Mexico fuels abundant low-level moisture in the southerly flow to its east. This unique topography allows for frequent collisions of warm and cold air, the conditions that breed strong, long-lived storms throughout the year. A large portion of these tornadoes form in an area of the central United States known as Tornado Alley. This area extends into Canada, particularly Ontario and the Prairie Provinces, although southeast Quebec, the interior of British Columbia, and western New Brunswick are also tornado-prone. Tornadoes also occur across northeastern Mexico.


Woah-ho, Bradley, you are a vast cornucopia of knowledge.
#20
Quote by element4433
They happen everywhere.

But they don't have an area called "Tornado Alley."


By that logic you'd have ice everywhere, but an extra amount of ice in Iceland. But you don't. You don't. What's up with that? Huh?

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Aliens

Now you're just being silly
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#21
Quote by Jackal58
That would be what we call hurricanes.

Oh yeah?

What's the difference between a twister and a tornado?
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#22
Quote by bradulator
The United States has the most tornadoes of any country, nearly four times more than estimated in all of Europe, excluding waterspouts. This is mostly due to the unique geography of the continent. North America is a large continent that extends from the tropics north into arctic areas, and has no major east-west mountain range to block air flow between these two areas. In the middle latitudes, where most tornadoes of the world occur, the Rocky Mountains block moisture and buckle the atmospheric flow, forcing drier air at mid-levels of the troposphere due to downsloped winds, and causing the formation of a low pressure area downwind to the east of the mountains. Increased westerly flow off the Rockies force the formation of a dry line when the flow aloft is strong, while the Gulf of Mexico fuels abundant low-level moisture in the southerly flow to its east. This unique topography allows for frequent collisions of warm and cold air, the conditions that breed strong, long-lived storms throughout the year. A large portion of these tornadoes form in an area of the central United States known as Tornado Alley. This area extends into Canada, particularly Ontario and the Prairie Provinces, although southeast Quebec, the interior of British Columbia, and western New Brunswick are also tornado-prone. Tornadoes also occur across northeastern Mexico.

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#23
Quote by ErikLensherr
Oh yeah?

What's the difference between a twister and a tornado?

One award-winning movie and one mediocre one starring Helen Hunt.
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#25
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Oh yeah?

What's the difference between a twister and a tornado?

The name.

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#26
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One award-winning movie and one mediocre one starring Helen Hunt.

And also amazing ride at Universal Studios Orlando.

Twister, not Helen Hunt.
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#27
Quote by ErikLensherr
And also amazing ride at Universal Studios Orlando.

Twister, not Helen Hunt.
There's a Helen Hunt ride there now.
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#28
Oklahoma is part of the Bible Belt.


And that's why we have tornadoes.
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#29
Quote by element4433
There's a Helen Hunt ride there now.

Well good for her. She's such a handsome woman, I dunno why she's not in movies anymore.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#30
Quote by ErikLensherr
Well good for her. She's such a handsome woman, I dunno why she's not in movies anymore.

Too busy giving rides.
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#32
Quote by ErikLensherr
Well good for her. She's such a handsome woman, I dunno why she's not in movies anymore.


For that matter, what ever happened to Geena Davis?
#33
Quote by jakesmellspoo
it's god's punishment for the GAYS.

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#35
You only hear about tornadoes in the US because its only the US that make a song and dance about them, while they feel sorry for themselves, meanwhile the rest of the world that get Tornadoes just get on with it and deal with it.
Remember the US is "Special"...
#36
Quote by Guitars N'Blues
You only hear about tornadoes in the US because its only the US that make a song and dance about them, while they feel sorry for themselves, meanwhile the rest of the world that get Tornadoes just get on with it and deal with it.
Remember the US is "Special"...

u funny.
#37
Quote by blake1221
For that matter, what ever happened to Geena Davis?

She died, bro. That's not funny.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#39
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u hungry.

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#40
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u bitch.


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She died, bro. That's not funny.


Heresy.
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