#1
Describe your ideal guy/girl based on looks and personality.

My ideal girl would look something like this:


I ****ing love septum piercing's and I love her hair because it's tastefully done. Her face is really attractive and I like skinny girls. I just don't like when girls look and dress "normal". It's boring to me. Tattoos and piercings if done tastefully are a huge turn on for me. Same with dyed or dreaded hair.

My ideal girl's personality would be:
Intelligent
Funny
Good Sense of Humor
Somewhat sarcastic yet still sweet enough
Interesting
Spontaneous
Adventurous
Fun


Now it's your turn Pit. Go.
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Last edited by StreetLight3989 at Apr 12, 2012,
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#5
I don't think she's extremely attractive, pretty yes.

But not stunning.
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#7
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Your ideal girl scares me, TS.

To each their own. I definitely don't have normal taste in women.
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And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#8
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#10
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#15
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The more "exciting" a woman looks, the more I realize she's probably going to cheat on me and/or haul along a lot of unnecessary drama. Send the mousey, nerdy girls my way.

I guess I'm kind of the opposite. Girls that are "normal" looking are usually boring to me. I know piercings and tattoos turn a lot of guys off, but if they're done right and they work, there's no bigger turn on for me. I'm also kind of attracted to girls with really "unique" personalities. The only problem is they turn out to be kind of crazy a lot of the time. That's kind of my downfall with being in a stable relationship, but fuck it, I can't help who I'm attracted to.


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She's so adorable.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
Last edited by StreetLight3989 at Apr 12, 2012,
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#19
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I'd post my picture of an ideal girl but porn stars aren't allowed on the forums xD
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#20
I agree a lot with what you're saying TS, only the girl in your OP isn't exactly what I'd call "My ideal girl".

I like some "normal" looking girls too though...I guess I'm just easy to please :P
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#21


She's also close to what my ideal girl would look like. I'm a sucker for that pinup look. I kind of like the first girls imperfections though.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#23
An ideal girl to me is a powerful yet humble model of femininity and humanity. There's no saying what she looks like, but she's probably beautiful. There aren't very many of these left.
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#24
My wife

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#25
For two big reasons...



1. Her wonderful charisma.
2. She knows her whisky.
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#27
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For two big reasons...

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1. Her wonderful charisma.
2. She knows her whisky.


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#28
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For two big reasons...



1. Her wonderful charisma.
2. She knows her whisky.





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#29
TS, I know a girl who is just like that, only without blue hair. Jelly?
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#30
My ideal girl would have a similar personality to me (I think, I don't know how irritating I am).

And would look a bit like this:




She's purdy.
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#31
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TS, I know a girl who is just like that, only without blue hair. Jelly?

Mad Jelly. You're lucky.
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I don't really feel anything
#33
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TS, I know a girl who is just like that, only without blue hair. Jelly?


Pics or GTFO

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#34
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Mad Jelly. You're lucky.


She's awesome, but trust me, if you have any jealous tendencies whatsoever, you would not want to go out with her.
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#35
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Pics or GTFO


Fine. But they're going down in a few minutes because I don't want to be a creep.

edit: they're gone.
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#36
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She's awesome, but trust me, if you have any jealous tendencies whatsoever, you would not want to go out with her.

Every girl has their flaws. I've gone out with extremely flirty girls before though, and I never really had a problem with it. Unfortunately I'll never be put in that situation, so I'm not stressing.

Btw, 10/10. Mad good looking.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything