#1
I have just come back from the hospital because I was suspected of having testicular cancer.

Well the results came back and I....


Dont have it.


Best. Day. Of my. Life!

A month of worry is over!
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#2
Congrats man

Why did you think you had testicular cancer? Did your doctor tell you? I hope you sacked him.
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#3
Haha, can't imagine what a relief that would be.


I dunno whether to go to the doctor or not. I have a lump in my testicular sack but it's not attached to my either of my actual testicles.
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#6
man i know what thats like, well not ball cancer, but had a big lump start to grow on my leg near my hip, turned out just to be a fatty tumor instead. i was pissin my pants for a whole week
#8
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Congrats man

Why did you think you had testicular cancer? Did your doctor tell you? I hope you sacked him.


I found a hard lump. The doctor who handled my balls said it might be a cancerous lump, but it might be a cyst so go for tests. It took a month before the results came back to confirm it wasnt cancer but a cyst. Initially it looked like the lump was on the testicle, however the lump was not associated with the testicle at all therefore it cannot be cancer. In a week, I go back to the doctor for a final check and maybe start antibiotics in case its an infected cyst.

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Dude, you're just jealous that I have a penis and a vagina.
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#10
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The doctor who handled my balls


Did you like it?
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#11
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Did you like it?


... Yes. It was woman doctor in her 40's and she was a total MILF!

The male doctor, however, REALLY knew what he was doing

>_>

<_<
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#12
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The male doctor, however, REALLY knew what he was doing

>_>

<_<

Yeah, I hate those doctors who know what they're doing
#13
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Why did you think you had testicular cancer? Did your doctor tell you? I hope you sacked him.


"sacked him" is that some sort of tea bagging euphemism?
#15


Congrats
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#17
I had testicular torsion at some point. Hurts like hell.
I can only imagine ball cancer feels about as painful.

Glad to hear you don't have it, though.
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#18
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I had testicular torsion at some point. Hurts like hell.
I can only imagine ball cancer feels about as painful.

Glad to hear you don't have it, though.


Torsion is worse than child birth
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#19
Good to hear it worked out.

Yeah, I had a fairly similar thing happen. Basically realized I had some sort of lump or something and went to the doctor. After checking my balls (ololol) the doctor set me up with an appointment at the hospital to get some scans (or something) done.

It was actually kinda funny. The women took me into a room and told me to lay on a bed. I basically had to take my pants off while she put this gel on my balls and went over them with some sort of device. I could tell she was not enjoying herself Anyways, they called me and said I was fine.
#20
WholeLottaIzzy and LostLegion's avatars move in unison. I just noticed that

And yea, I check my balls often. I was just before I typed this, in fact.

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#21
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WholeLottaIzzy and LostLegion's avatars move in unison. I just noticed that

And yea, I check my balls often. I was just before I typed this, in fact.


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#22
You need to thank the big guy upstairs now.

No, not your upstairs neighbor.

GOD!
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#23
Praise the lord!!!


Now go be fruitful and multiply. God obviously decided to not give you testicular cancer because he wants you to reproduce.
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#24
My right testicle is a lot bigger than my left (not quite 2x the size). When I was younger they told me it was something (there wasn't that big of a difference back then though) and it was normal. I don't really know if should get it checked, but I am not worried since there is no pain and I haven't noticed any lumps. Meh I will prob get it checked out sometime....

I think my left one might be dead or something actually because of stupid choices I made when I was younger and watched jack ass a lot. I can still get off and have never had a girl say "holy shit your one ball is bigger than the other". Until that happens or I get pain I am not really worried...
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#25
i probably have testicular cancer but i don"t really feel like going to the doctor and have him handle my balls

meh, theres a 95% survival rate anyway
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#26
Thought I had it last year because of pain and what i thought was a little lump, got an ultrasound on my balls, nothing was found.

Felt good, I checked my balls every time I take a shower now.
#27
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i probably have testicular cancer but i don"t really feel like going to the doctor and have him handle my balls

meh, theres a 95% survival rate anyway

I can't wrap my head around that reasoning.

I'd rather have a man handle my balls than lose them.
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#28
I went to the doctor a few weeks ago for like a physical hoping he'd check my balls but he never did. Got blood taken and diagnosed with the flu though.

So I hope my balls is alright
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#29
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i probably have testicular cancer but i don"t really feel like going to the doctor and have him handle my balls

meh, theres a 95% survival rate anyway


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#30
I once had a health scare. The doctor examined my urine and found the sugar content to be higher than usual. I had to go get blood tests to make sure I didn't have diabetes.
I sure dodged a bullet.
#32
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Congrats man

Why did you think you had testicular cancer? Did your doctor tell you? I hope you sacked him.

Read that as sucked him.
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#34
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i probably have testicular cancer but i don"t really feel like going to the doctor and have him handle my balls

meh, theres a 95% survival rate anyway


Ye, once it spreads to your abdomen, lungs and brain the survival rate will still be that high.
#35
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Ye, once it spreads to your abdomen, lungs and brain the survival rate will still be that high.

pshh


man thats scary, why u gotta be like that
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#36
Cool must be a relief.

I once had a MILF lady doctor handle my balls.

It was weird being ashamed of my size and making sure I didn't get a boner at the same time. Almost traumatic....
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