#1
Today I was hangin out, snortin blow and bangin hookers, takin some time off from D.I.N.G.O., when a knock comes on my door.
I'm like, who the **** is this ****ing idiot disturbing me in my ****ing day off.
I hide the blow, tell the hookers to **** off for a few, and open the door.
It's the UPS guy with this long box in his hand, asking me to sign some shit.

I sign it, and bring it in the house.
I tell a hooker to go get me a knife so I can open this shit.
Inside is this.

Obviously it's a guitar.
If you needed help figuring that out, I don't know what to tell you.
So I peel away the bubblewrap like it's a bitch's panties on the tour bus, and this is what I see.

A Jackson JS32 Rhoads.
Bought used from guitar center for $203 shipped and taxed.
It's one bitchin' guitar man.
Super sexy neck, decent pups, and panty melting tone.
The neck is thin and fast, and super easy to bend and shred and tap on. It's a tiny bit neck heavy, but not overly so. Definitely getting schaller straplocks for it though.
I've wanted a rhoads for a while, and found one cheap enough to do it.
It's not in perfect condition though.
The larger horn's dented and chipped, but that's expected when buying a used Rhoads.



I also got an arion SAD-1 delay for $50.

It's a decent delay.
I only use it for slapback, so i dont need a super expensive, tap tempo one like the El Cap or Timeline or ML2.

Also nabbed a Fuel Tank Jr for $50.

It's a good supply.
5 outputs is enough for me.
Chain my Metal Muff and OD onto one plug, and the rest have their own, and the delay has it's own supply.
Family shot:
Last edited by darkwolf291 at Apr 12, 2012,
#2
Nice jeans
Quote by FEngHLyan

She will join the prom.

She insists to wear this lights.

I don't think so.

How can I persuade her?
#3
Why did a jackson guitar come in an ibanez box?
Ball Custom Mark I

Korg Pitchblack > Dunlop Crybaby wah > mODDball audio Green Bastard > Marshall GV2 Guv'nor Plus > EHX Holy Stain > MXR Phase 90 > MXR Carbon Copy

Jet City JCA20h
Epiphone Valve Jr.
Blackstar HTV212
#5
Quote by darkwolf291
It's the UPS guy with this long box in his hand, asking me to sign some shit.

He knows. Kill the hooker, she did it.
Quote by darkwolf291
Also nabbed a Fuel Tank Jr for $50.

That's what I really need. I'll just build mine, though.

HNGD! Love my some RR action. I was playing on a Kelly last night, their low-end guitars are starting to grow on me.
"If you're looking for me,
you better check under the sea,
because that's where you'll find me..."
#8
Quote by 311ZOSOVHJH
Next time, maybe the mailman will bring you a vacuum cleaner too

You said that about me too. You really have been thoroughly domesticated haven't you? I bet she's got you trained to used coasters too, huh?


HNGD
Gilchrist custom
Yamaha SBG500
Telecasters
Randall RM100 & RM20
Marshall JTM45 clone
Marshall JCM900 4102 (modded)
Marshall 18W clone
Fender 5F1 Champ clone
Atomic Amplifire
Marshall 1960A
Boss GT-100


Cathbard Amplification
My band
#9
I can see this is going to be 'Catch slack 311 Day'

Quote by darkwolf291
Up yours 311
Ours is broken

Then get the hookers to clean up for cripes sake


Quote by Cathbard
You said that about me too. You really have been thoroughly domesticated haven't you? I bet she's got you trained to used coasters too, huh?

Good one.

I actually like a clean enviro. But yeah....
#10
**** Ace, your guitar is seriously lacking in animal print
Call me Dom
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I don't know how to count canadians, the metric system is hard

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well if lbj pokes his head in here and there's no nuts shit's gonna go doooooooowwwwwwwwwn.



{Pedalboard Thread Native: The Muffin Man}
#12
Quote by darkwolf291
Up yours 311
Ours is broken



And you buy hookers and guitars......This my friends is a real rock star......
THE GEAR The Gear
Ibanez RGA121
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
Schecter V7 Black Jack
PRS SE Custom 24
Ibanez S470
Line 6 Spider Valve 2x12
Last edited by Briyan_15 at Apr 12, 2012,
#13
Quote by Cathbard
You said that about me too. You really have been thoroughly domesticated haven't you? I bet she's got you trained to used coasters too, huh?


HNGD

Dude coasters are just a good idea.
"If you're looking for me,
you better check under the sea,
because that's where you'll find me..."
Last edited by DeathByDestroyr at Apr 12, 2012,
#15
This is where I have been staying



"If you're looking for me,
you better check under the sea,
because that's where you'll find me..."
#20
Quote by darkwolf291
No.
It's an original playstation

And it is so cute, too.

<3
"If you're looking for me,
you better check under the sea,
because that's where you'll find me..."
#23
Quote by 311ZOSOVHJH
You are talking to a man who has cat hair all over his speaker cabinets, monitors and amps.

Correct. One thing I can't be accused of is OCD.
Gilchrist custom
Yamaha SBG500
Telecasters
Randall RM100 & RM20
Marshall JTM45 clone
Marshall JCM900 4102 (modded)
Marshall 18W clone
Fender 5F1 Champ clone
Atomic Amplifire
Marshall 1960A
Boss GT-100


Cathbard Amplification
My band