#1
http://articles.businessinsider.com/2012-04-09/news/31311454_1_russian-defense-ministry-military-action-dmitry-rogozin

Shit just got real, niggas.
As a former resident of the ol' Federation, I'm a bit taken back.
But if the article proves true, it's a good sign that things are closer to the tipping point than I had originally been lead to believe.

So watchy'all think? Will fecal matter fly in the Middle East this year? Next year? Far in a relative forward temporal direction?

How 'bouts it?
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#2
I'm not all that fussed really, I've been saving my bottlecaps up for years

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#3
lets do this shit.
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#4
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I'm not all that fussed really, I've been saving my bottlecaps up for years


This comment is pure win.

But yeah otherwise I couldn't be arsed at the moment. I figure I should care a bit but I honestly can't. It'll probably die down as usual.
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#6
well, that's interesting.
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#8
Interesting indeed. I wound what that means for the rest of the world.
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#9
I suppose this situation has the potential to get crazy very quickly. But that isn't likely considering that there's no way the US (under Obama at least) attacks Iran this year, regardless of what the Russian military thinks.
#10
Don't think Russia and U.S. would go to war, the resulting nastiness would not be good for anyone.
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#12
Oh ****ing wonderful.


N. Korea plans to test a nuke soon and Israel is gonna bomb Iran to shit. US and the west joins Israel after Russia, Iran N.Korea attack Israel while China fuels the war machine.

/paranoia probably not gonna actually happen

EDIT@Who: And if Mitt Romney is president and war erupts in the middle east it will be a completely different story
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#14
Oh, geez. I guess we have to fight another war that we don't want any part in again.
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#20
Thank God! It's been boring fighting all these wimpy middle eastern countries. We need to return to a cold war like era with Russia again so that we have a real foe that's capable of wiping us out!!

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#23
Not worried.


Russia isn't stupid enough to engage Israeli or American troops in combat. It wouldn't end well for anyone. This is just a power move by them. It's meant to be a deterrent more than anything else.


That said, I really hope there isn't going to be a war in Iran. It's a terrible way to deal with the "problem."
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#27
A bunch of angry armed Russians?

They don't have anything to worry about ever since the Sandvich nerf.
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#28
I agree with daytripper. I don't think either side wants a war of that scale, and if Obama gets re-elected, I have a feeling that, without re-election concerns, he'll be working hard to decrease tension in that region in unprecedented ways. We already have that soundbyte of him saying, "I can't do anything until after the election," to Medvedev (sp?).
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I agree with daytripper. I don't think either side wants a war of that scale, and if Obama gets re-elected, I have a feeling that, without re-election concerns, he'll be working hard to decrease tension in that region in unprecedented ways. We already have that soundbyte of him saying, "I can't do anything until after the election," to Medvedev (sp?).


Obama specifically said "This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility"