My friend pranked and embarrassed me in public...I need ideas to get him back

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#1
I was getting in the car, leaving McDonalds with my friends wen I realize that I do not have my phone on me. My friends call it but nothing. My prankster friend convinced me that he saw my phone on the food tray we threw out, so I end up digging through the trash in front of everyone at McDonalds. When I don't find anything, I give up hope and head back to the car thinking that I just left it on the table and some stranger grabbed it. Turns out that my friend had it the whole time! I thought he had it but I couldn't find it when I searched him.

It was a well-played prank on his part. I need ideas to get him back in public
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Start fapping with your hands in your pocket in public. When the time comes, holler at yer zipper and let 'em whites fly...
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I have an idea, but it involves chloroform, a wooden crate, and adequate postage to send a 200 or so pound package to North Korea.
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#8
Next time you're in public have a water bottle handy and splash his crouch.Make sure it's during the day where alot of people can see
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Wow I dunno how you could take it so lightly. Sounds like such an asshole like thing to do.


If you wanna get him back then steal his phone and sell it for money for replacement clothes and a bar of soap.
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Have sex with his mother
Cum on his face
Stick objects up his ass while he's sleeping
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#13
Take his phone. When he can't find it, say you saw it on his tray and insinuate that he threw it out.
Watch as he picks through the garbage looking for it.
When he finally gives up and asks if you were kidding and had it the whole time, shoot him with a shotgun point blank in the face and take a shit on his exploded head when it's laying on the ground.

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Don't have dickish friends.

In other news, I got tied down with electrical tape in the back of class today. How should I get my friends back?
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Don't have dickish friends.

In other news, I got tied down with electrical tape in the back of class today. How should I get my friends back?


Tie them down with electrical tape in the front of class tomorrow.
#17
Burrow your way into his very core via his anal cavity, and then eat him from the inside out.
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Next time you're in public have a water bottle handy and splash his crouch.Make sure it's during the day where alot of people can see
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#20
Carry an extra phone so that when you look through the garbage again, you can pull that out and fool them with a replacement.
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Next time you're in public have a water bottle handy and splash his crouch.Make sure it's during the day where alot of people can see

I lol'd
#23
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Carry an extra phone so that when you look through the garbage again, you can pull that out and fool them with a replacement.


...

Have friends fooled you with the same prank more than once?

Slightly embarrassing if this is the case.
#24
Take his phone, switch a girls name with your name in his contacts, and start texting him erotic things. He'll thing it's the girl, and after a long enough time, send him a pic of your dick. That'll show him.
#25
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Have friends fooled you with the same prank more than once?

Slightly embarrassing if this is the case.

No. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. TS will surely have learned his lesson (assuming his friends are the type to do that).
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No. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. TS will surely have learned his lesson (assuming his friends are the type to do that).


No. this is how it goes.
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#34
Tranquilise him for a week and transport his house to Pakistan. Then make an elephant jizz on him.
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Fart a lot in his car, and then blame it on him. Then get increasingly defensive, grab the wheel and careen into oncoming traffic.
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turn his parents into chilli and then feed them to him unwittingly
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**** his girlfriend
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