#3
Nice preiss but I'm not a Bayer.
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#4
Why didn't he just donkey punch her and knock her out and then leave.

**** that, why didn't he just continue having sex.
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#5
There's no mention of whether she was hawt.

Major journalism fail.
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#7
Just a normal weekend for me
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#8
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Just a normal weekend for me


What? Promising a guy he can leave after he has sex with you and then not letting him leave?
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#9
He sounds like a wicked two pump chump
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#10
That situation sounds fucked.
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#11
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What? Promising a guy he can leave after he has sex with you and then not letting him leave?


Why do you think Kensai is so popular?
#13
I usually have to be pretty bored to even rub 2 out in 1 day.. But (from what it sounds like) to do it 10+ times? I wouldve just let her have her fun and done something else productive.
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#14
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#15
The woman "then tried to talk the dispatched officers into similar activity but was unsuccessful".

Wtf
#16
She just wanted to conquer him...


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#17
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He sounds like a wicked two pump chump

Consider, ejaculating quickly is in fact a very energy efficient thing - the 3 or 4 hours or furious thrusting most of us require to blow our loads burns a lot of calories.
And sicne Germans like efficiency, this obviously aroused the woman significantly.
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#18
Well, he got himself into a STICKY situation didn't he.
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#19
The woman "then tried to talk the dispatched officers into similar activity but was unsuccessful"


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#20
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Consider, ejaculating quickly is in fact a very energy efficient thing - the 3 or 4 hours or furious thrusting most of us require to blow our loads burns a lot of calories.
And sicne Germans like efficiency, this obviously aroused the woman significantly.

What..it..can't just be me, right?
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#21
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What..it..can't just be me, right?

Lol, I saw that too. S'alright, I was once told that after 20-30 mins most girls are looking at the clock.
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#22
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Consider, ejaculating quickly is in fact a very energy efficient thing - the 3 or 4 hours or furious thrusting most of us require to blow our loads burns a lot of calories.
And sicne Germans like efficiency, this obviously aroused the woman significantly.

...Dude?

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Lol, I saw that too. S'alright, I was once told that after 20-30 mins most girls are looking at the clock.

That's more like it!

Unless I'm drunk. Then I just won't stop
#23
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Lol, I saw that too. S'alright, I was once told that after 20-30 mins most girls are looking at the clock.

Well...thank f*ck
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#24
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Well...thank f*ck

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#25
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Consider, ejaculating quickly is in fact a very energy efficient thing - the 3 or 4 hours or furious thrusting most of us require to blow our loads burns a lot of calories.
And sicne Germans like efficiency, this obviously aroused the woman significantly.


I was just trying to be punny :<
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#28
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I was just trying to be punny :<

Yea, I was just playing on the stereotype of Germans being cold an inefficient. And exaggerating.
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