#1
Alright guys.

Here's the deal. If I offered you $1 Million or $100 Million cash for your eyes, would you do it? You wouldn't feel a thing, and you'd be filthy rich, so would you do it?

No, none of you would because your eyes are precious to you. They are the window to your soul, yet so many people are willing to give up that up so easily?

Regardless if you're religious or not, it's something to think about.

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#2
No. But I got a counter-proposal: can I get $50 million for my left eye?
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#4
TS, would you take $1million for your Japs eye? How much for your brown eye?
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#5
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Would you do it?

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No, none of you would

Ok well why is this here then?
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#7
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No. I really like my eyes.

I'm not that keen on my eyes, tbh. But I like being able to see.
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#8
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Ok well why is this here then?

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#9
I enjoy sight.
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#11
Okay, typical "suddenly rich guy" scenario. What would someone buy?

- A Car

- A Bigger House

- A Pool

- Women (or they would find him)


Car: You can't drive.

Bigger House: You have NO idea what it looks like. Might as well be a dump.

Pool: Maybe you can make that work, but...who knows? Might be a challenge.

Women: They could be ugly and you wouldn't know it.


edit: Rich-Guy Purchases not in any specific order.


Now, apply that to us. We're probably all musicians (i hope), so we'd probably pick up the instruments we've always wanted, build a practice space, maybe our own personal recording studio...

...but imagine buying your favorite guitar ever, only to never be able to look at it.
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#13
No thanks, I don't fancy being blind.
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#15
Maybe a particular fraction of that for my defective eye, but not both.

Although, I would without doubt let him take my testicles for $100 million. I could get them replaced and if I saved a sample beforehand I could still have financially sensible offspring.
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#18
Now that I think about it, I'd accept, on the condition that I'm able to confirm transfer of the money before the eyes are removed.
Then, I'd contract someone to kill TS before he can take my eyes, but after I get the money.
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#20
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Ok well why is this here then?

I agree with this thing.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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#21
No. I like being able to see. It lets me point and laugh at things.
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#25
No, even though I already have shitty vision, it's still better than having nothing.
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#29
Maybe for my left eye. It's already legally blind anyway
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