Chicks Assuming You're Trying To Pick Them Up When You're Not Unapreciation

Poll: has an egomaniac ever thought you were trying to pick them up when you weren't?
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yes, and I went about my business laughing at them. cunts :haha:
34 30%
nope, never happened to me :shrug:
34 30%
damn bro, you must be ugly as F*CK. those chicks have no respect for you :finger:
5 4%
yeah but I had to tell them off afterwards. can't stand egomaniacs..! :grrr:
4 3%
haha, no! good looking people such as myself never find themselves in these situations :cool:
9 8%
you have to understand what its like to be a girl. even average girls get harassed daily ;)
5 4%
yep, but I just continued stalking her, no biggie. I sniffed her seat the other day.. :waldo:
7 6%
hmm, now this is curious..I'm starting to wonder about your sexuality OP :type:
5 4%
oh gawd, OP is one of those 'a 6/10 at best elbows too pointy' type of internet geeks :facepalm:
12 10%
Voters: 115.
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#1
I have two stories off the top of my head where I can remember this happening to me

1) On lunch break, forgot my cell at my desk. as i'm walking back from a mcdonalds I walk up to this lady and say 'excuse me miss, just wanting to find out what the time is' and this broad flashes her wedding ring to make sure I see it and says, 'sorry i'm married' then walks away. Umm all i wanted was the time? what an egomaniac

2) I was texting on my phone and there was a girl in front of me at the cross walk.. this chick says "don't try to take picture off my ass now" and giggles annoyingly. I never said a word to the wilder-beast. She just assumed that i was taking pictures of her.. I tried to be polite so I gave her the expression and went on my way

somethings happening man. someone is inflating these girls' egos. they were both 5.5's at best. I blame social networking sites
#3
Did you have a rapey kind of look on your face TS????
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#4
Yea, they think that all the time. They should be like me, and consider that what most people feel when looking at them is nausea.
#5
Just tell them not to flatter themselves.

And stop pulling a rape face.
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#6
Did you have a cigarette hanging out your mouth and your empty guitar case with you?
#7
ya, wtf is it with ugly bitches having self esteem these days? ****ing hell
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#8
That has never happened to me. In fact, the opposite happens all the time

When I try to pick them up and they assume I'm just being friendly

Sucks either way
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#12
Some women think they're hot shit

Incidentally so do I. I always assume every woman is interested in me.
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#17
I was a bit drunk once and I decided to pay a fat girl a compliment. I said 'wow, ur eyes are really pretty' She replied 'I know'. Felt like slapping her.
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#18
inb4 misstress ibanez
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#19
You're too polite to these people.
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#23
Maybe you guys are just shit at social interactions and have trouble conveying your intentions.
#24
I can't blame them, because I usually am.

Twenty no's, and one yes...

means yes.


#26
Some chick was crusing me the other day when she wanted to areate my lawn. She just kept talking to me. She wasn't bad, like if I was single I probably would've brought her inside but **** she was weird, like talk about a desperate effort to try and maintain a conversation, just get the **** off my lawn.
#29
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She wanted to areate your lawn? Thats a new one.

Ya those students that go round with a lawn aerator from 7 am till 8pm and make 20$ a day.

She was just weird. Like trying to talk to me but like she was failing, and I was having none of it because I had to clean my truck out before I sold it. And man she was just all ****ed up. But you know it's the ****ed up ones which are the best to ****. I mean, she was ok looking i guess. But i'll **** just about anything as long as it's not a fat chick, crazy young, crazy old old or a guy.

So I guess that narrows it down.
#30
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inb4 what exactly?

You have a reputation, it seems.
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#31
I think guys are worse with that. She just made eye contact, must want my dick.
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#32
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I think guys are worse with that. She just made eye contact, must want my dick.

Well let's be real ****in' clear and honest here...


What in the **** else would it mean? She wants YOU to make HER a sammich? No mame, that's not how it works, back to the kitchen, NAO!
#33
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I think guys are worse with that. She just made eye contact, must want my dick.


I count eye contact as consent.
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#34
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inb4 what exactly?
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#35
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Well let's be real ****in' clear and honest here...


What in the **** else would it mean? She wants YOU to make HER a sammich? No mame, that's not how it works, back to the kitchen, NAO!


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#36
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I can't blame them, because I usually am.

Twenty no's, and one yesh...

means yesh.




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#37
I was really drunk at this party on thursday and my friend told me to follow this girl, so I did, and just kept on saying really weird shit. After the first bit of waffle she just laughed and smiled, after the second bit she smiled and tried to make actual conversation, after the third bit she ignored me and walked off. It was a pretty cool social experiment I guess.
#38
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Is that family guy? I can't even remember. Also FTFY

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#39
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#40
Next time you need to ask the time, just say "Ay bitch, wut the time is ho? Wut the time is, wut the time is? Ho, ho, ho!"

And next time you have your phone out, instead of texting, record video. Then post that hosluttrampbitch on youtube.
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