Poll: Having sex with your parallel counterpart is...?
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View poll results: Having sex with your parallel counterpart is...?
Masturbation. ;)
37 25%
Incest. :mad:
12 8%
What the ****, man? :wtf:
38 26%
Incesturbation. :p:
60 41%
Voters: 147.
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#1
So pit, ready to answer a deeply philosophical question?

If you were to open a portal to an alternate universe containing an opposite gender version of yourself. You then found him/her and engaged in sexual intercourse. Is it masturbation or incest?
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#5
I've always wondered whether I'd make a pretty girl.
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#6
Quote by captaincrunk
There couldn't be an opposite gender version of myself. That would be someone else...


Its a hypothetical question, just ignore the reality of it.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#7
Did you just watch some Naruto?


edit:

Did you just watch some Naruto hentai?
Last edited by Aralingh at Apr 15, 2012,
#8
What about this, would you prefer to go back in time and fuck younger you, or forward in time and fuck older you?
#9
It would be incest: the girl would be genetically close to me, but still different... like fcking a female twin or sister.

If I had sex with a clone it would be masturbation
#10
Alternate me would be so ugly, actual me couldn't get a boner. Similarly, actual me is so ugly, alternate me would suffer instant and lasting vaginal dryness.
#11
an opposite gender of yourself?

i'm sorry, but that question makes absolutely no practical or theoretical sense

the **** is wrong with you

identity is everything within, including a massive influence like conditioning of blue blankets and basketball caps and a penis, so being a different gender would make you a completely different person

you may aswell ask what i would be like if i weren't me

****ing hell this world is driving me insane

but anyway, if the idea is that i met a girl that is pretty much exactly like me, then she's a completely different person anyway because she was raised differently but still turned out to be like me making her just generally different so that question still annoys me

you know what i'm going to go buy a burrito because i'm tired and i'm not making any sense
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#14
Quote by laid-to-waste
an opposite gender of yourself?

i'm sorry, but that question makes absolutely no practical or theoretical sense

the **** is wrong with you

identity is everything within, including a massive influence like conditioning of blue blankets and basketball caps and a penis, so being a different gender would make you a completely different person

you may aswell ask what i would be like if i weren't me

****ing hell this world is driving me insane

but anyway, if the idea is that i met a girl that is pretty much exactly like me, then she's a completely different person anyway because she was raised differently but still turned out to be like me making her just generally different so that question still annoys me

you know what i'm going to go buy a burrito because i'm tired and i'm not making any sense

I think the opposite gendered version of yourself would be a huge bitch.
#16
Quote by CoreysMonster
I think the opposite gendered version of yourself would be a huge bitch.

i have to be honest man that really hurt

that really really hurt
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#18
I wouldn't have sex with female me because male me is ugly. Any bets that female me would be just as ugly
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#19
Quote by laid-to-waste
i have to be honest man that really hurt

that really really hurt

wat you can't be serious.

Humor, lad! Humor!
#20
Quote by 剣 斧 血
Its a hypothetical question, just ignore the reality of it.

No I mean even hypothetically. I don't think I can even imagine an "opposite gender version" of me! Would they look a lot like me? Act a lot like me? Then they'd look and act like a dude.
#21
Quote by 剣 斧 血
an opposite gender version of yourself.


Did you mean to say opposite sex?
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#22
Quote by slybacon
I wouldn't have sex with female me because male me is ugly. Any bets that female me would be just as ugly


This guy know's where it's at.

I'd have to be hot as hell for me to **** myself.

Quote by theogonia777
Did you mean to say opposite sex?


Sex and Gender are synonymous in that context.
#24
Quote by captaincrunk
No I mean even hypothetically. I don't think I can even imagine an "opposite gender version" of me! Would they look a lot like me? Act a lot like me? Then they'd look and act like a dude.


I admit, I can't imagine what mine would look like. Nor do I particularly want to for that matter.

My only question is what would you class the act as?
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#25
Quote by SG_dave
This guy know's where it's at.

I'd have to be hot as hell for me to **** myself.

I close my eyes and pretend I'm someone else even when masturbating.
#26
Quote by CoreysMonster
wat you can't be serious.

Humor, lad! Humor!

there's a wound in my heart
and the stabber, oh the stabber
is you

there's an emptiness that won't depart
and you blabber, oh you blabber
is you

so forth you quarrel
thy shan't be in shame
as my love for you ends
and i shall never see you again


i hope you die in a drain
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#27
Quote by laid-to-waste
there's a wound in my heart
and the stabber, oh the stabber
is you

there's an emptiness that won't depart
and you blabber, oh you blabber
is you

so forth you quarrel
thy shan't be in shame
as my love for you ends
and i shall never see you again


i hope you die in a drain

99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
#28
Quote by 剣 斧 血
My only question is what would you class the act as?

Oh, okay. Well yeah, sex. There's two people.

EDIT: And assuming we were genetically related, I guess "incest" but incest isn't really a genetic thing, it's a social thing.
#29
Quote by CoreysMonster
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me

with pleasure, ass face


you heard me
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Last edited by laid-to-waste at Apr 15, 2012,
#30
Quote by captaincrunk
Oh, okay. Well yeah, sex. There's two people.

EDIT: And assuming we were genetically related, I guess "incest" but incest isn't really a genetic thing, it's a social thing.


Should put that in the poll. Ah well, too late.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#31
Quote by laid-to-waste
with pleasure, ass face


you heard me

you can't even hit the keys right in front of you correctly.

#34
Quote by jakesmellspoo
you've never seen Silence of the Lambs?


no, what is it?

EDIT: apparently it is a movie.

I don't watch movies.
theres only a select few movies ive actually seen.
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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#35
Quote by CoreysMonster
you can't even hit the keys right in front of you correctly.



that never happened, liar

where's your proof

didn't think so

loser
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#36
I'd probably kill her for getting on my nerves to an exorbitant level.
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#37
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I don't watch movies.
theres only a select few movies ive actually seen.

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#38
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**** im getting the hell out of here
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#39
90% of The Pit would lose their v-card to their opposite selves in this hypothetical question.

Consensual sex is what I would call it.
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#40
knowing me, a female version of myself would probably keep playing the "you have to work for your meal" game. So if I ever do get in her pants that would be quite an achievement.

Also while I do admit that one of the things I look for in a woman is someone who has the same level of insanity that I do. It would seem weird to meet someone (me) who is not only just as insane as I am, but insane for the exact same reasons...

And yeah my love can be just as volatile and unpredictable as my hate. So yeah... there is that.

Well on the bright side, she'll be me so I'll likely know what she's thinking.

It would be like that one episode of Doctor Who from seasons 6 with "The Flesh"
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