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Sir-Shredalot
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#1
So Freud said that all men want to have sex with their own mothers. How hot is your mother? Do you have a cougar or a vagina that is so old and unused its haunted.
eGraham
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#2
Freud was a lunatic.
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#4
Freud sounds like a silly salamander.
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#6
Freud never actually had any documented evidence to back up his claims.
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#8
Lol Freud... he had his purpose but was very... incorrect. My moms not hot lol
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#9
My friends legitimately find her attractive, so there's that.
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#10
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8/10

Can't say I haven't been inside her before
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#11
Quote by necrosis1193
Freud never actually had any documented evidence to back up his claims.


How do you presume to get evidence on something that is subconscious?
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#12
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My friends legitimately find her attractive, so there's that.

My roommates said that, out of any of our mothers, they'd rather sex mine.

I can, with much gusto, deny that she is a MILF.

That right there must be proof against Freud.
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#13
I have parents that are clearly considered attractive, but I'm certainly not attracted to them. Freud's a nutcase.
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Quote by Sir-Shredalot
How do you presume to get evidence on something that is subconscious?


If it's so deep that it cannot be recorded, then it's also so deep that a psychologist isn't going to be able to affect it. So either he was shooting a gun at an invisible target, or he was making "Pew pew pew" noises with his mouth.
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#17
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
How do you presume to get evidence on something that is subconscious?

Technically the correct term in this case is unconscious, just to be anal. His findings were largely based on letters he received from a man whose son had a phobia of horses. From this he developed his entire psychosexual theory, as well as the iceberg model. Not really the best evidence as he never actually met the boy in question
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#18
My mum is at least 150 pounds overweight, so whoever this "Freud" gentlemen is, tell him he's wrong.
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#20
I actually recall reading an article a few years ago about how most people choose their mates based off of the qualities of their own parents. Not so much in the sense of how they look, but in their personality. For example, women that grow up in abusive homes could end up with a man that is an abusive prick because of the fact that they grew up around that.

I'll try to find an article on it and edit it in.

Edit:

http://www.indplsbpparents.org/how-your-parents-affect-how-you-love.htm

http://articles.cnn.com/2009-02-11/living/lw.programmed.to.marry.parents_1_share-mom-parent?_s=PM:LIVING

These aren't based off of Freud's ideas, but it does explain how one can be attracted to their parents.
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Sir-Shredalot
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#21
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My mum is at least 150 pounds overweight, so whoever this "Freud" gentlemen is, tell him he's wrong.


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#22
Quote by necrosis1193
Freud never actually had any documented evidence to back up his claims.


Psychology...
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#23
It always amuse me that Freud gets called and idiot for simply positing unsavoury, but quite possible, concepts.

His daughter was ****ing crazy though, but then that's to be expected.
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#24
Quote by Todd Hart
It always amuse me that Freud gets called and idiot for simply positing unsavoury, but quite possible, concepts.

His daughter was ****ing crazy though, but then that's to be expected.

He wasn't an idiot, he was just insane.
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#25
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Psychology...


I am studying psychology in college. These are not my findings. They are the findings of my psychology teacher, who happens to be a doctor of the field.

You'll excuse me if I take a doctor of psychology's word over the musings of a few people on an internet forum on a matter of psychology.
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Sir-Shredalot
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#27
Quote by eGraham
He wasn't an idiot, he was just insane.


Well it takes one to know one (not you but in general)
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#28
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Me mam is an attractive woman but I'm not gonna shag her!


It's not so much that you're going to fuck your mother, it's that you're most likely going to end up fucking a woman that has personality traits that are similar to the ones that she has.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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#29
I guess Freud's evidence would have been himself... which means he was one twisted fellow.
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#30
Quote by datsh!tcray
Me mam is an attractive woman but I'm not gonna shag her!


Oedipus begs to differ...
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#31
Quote by necrosis1193
I am studying psychology in college. These are not my findings. They are the findings of my psychology teacher, who happens to be a doctor of the field.

You'll excuse me if I take a doctor of psychology's word over the musings of a few people on an internet forum on a matter of psychology.



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Anyway this was purely to hear about Cougars. Nohing more.
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#32
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
It's not so much that you're going to fuck your mother, it's that you're most likely going to end up fucking a woman that has personality traits that are similar to the ones that she has.


Well the girl I like doesn't look anything like her. As for personality though, women are all the same. Fucking bonkers.
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#33
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Oedipus begs to differ...


Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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#34
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Well it takes one to know one (not you but in general)

Oh it's quite alright. I am delightfully mad!
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#35
Quote by datsh!tcray
Well the girl I like doesn't look anything like her. As for personality though, women are all the same. Fucking bonkers.


I never said anything about physical traits.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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#36
My mum was a model when she was younger, she's all old and wrinkly now though. Do not want to bone my mum.
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#37
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I never said anything about physical traits.


Explaining psychology to someone who isn't even open-minded about some fundamental principles of the thing, it 'aint gonna be easy...
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#38
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My mum was a model when she was younger, she's all old and wrinkly now though. Do not want to bone my mum.


Do not consciously wish to bone her. Deep down, we're all a teensy bit incestual.

Or maybe it's just me, I'm not too far from Norfolk (UK)...
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Explaining psychology to someone who isn't even open-minded about some fundamental principles of the thing, it 'aint gonna be easy...


I'm always up for a challenge.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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I'm always up for a challenge.



I'll just fetch wikipedia...