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#81
Ok... so... I've got a big ****ing turkey. Don't ask me why, it was there so I got it.

Anyone have any kickass recipes? Never made a turkey before...

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Last edited by DeathByDestroyr at May 6, 2012,
#82
ive heard deep frying is an awesome way to do it
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#84
Mix some olive oil, salt, and pepper and brush it onto the skin of the turkey.
Drink half a can of beer (tallboy if it's a big turkey). Pour a bunch of spices into what's left, and shove the can up the turkey's butthole.

Stand it up on its rear on a charcoal grill and grill until the interior temperature is 185.
#85
I love cooking with beer. The only thing I don't like about cooking with beer is the fact that it's a beer I don't get to drink.
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#86
beer can add surprising good nuances to things when cooked with. ive done chili with it it was great
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#87
Deep fried turkey is the best turkey I've ever had.

But Colin's idea isn't bad either.

Cut a few oranges and lemons in half and shove them in there with the beer can. Gives it a nice citrus flavor, and as the juices drip out it kinda self bastes the inside.

A whole turkey takes a long time to cook though. Definitely not a "hey I've got the munchies" kind of meal. Unless you're into salmonella.
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#88
Quote by Linqua5150
ive heard deep frying is an awesome way to do it

That's what my dad does. He injects it with spices, and then deep fries it. I don't have a frier handy, only an oven.

Quote by Roc8995
Mix some olive oil, salt, and pepper and brush it onto the skin of the turkey.
Drink half a can of beer (tallboy if it's a big turkey). Pour a bunch of spices into what's left, and shove the can up the turkey's butthole.

Stand it up on its rear on a charcoal grill and grill until the interior temperature is 185.

Thanks. That's what I'm doing, except no grill >.<

Should I use a proper IPA?

Quote by jpatan
Cut a few oranges and lemons in half and shove them in there with the beer can. Gives it a nice citrus flavor, and as the juices drip out it kinda self bastes the inside.

A whole turkey takes a long time to cook though. Definitely not a "hey I've got the munchies" kind of meal. Unless you're into salmonella.

I'll probably add some sliced apples, actually. I have so many...

While the turkey is cooking, I'll probably have other munches at hand. No worries.
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Last edited by DeathByDestroyr at May 6, 2012,
#89
You can do it in the oven, too. Set it to 400. I think a lager would probably work better than an IPA.
#90
How do I post a link to a PDF? All I have is photobucket and I want to link the BV thread I made to the schematic, parts list and component layout.

Thanks.
#91
i wouldnt put lite beer in anything i am going to consume
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In 60 years, there will still be Opeth.
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#92
Quote by Roc8995
You can do it in the oven, too. Set it to 400. I think a lager would probably work better than an IPA.

But but but... I'm supposed to be drinking the other 5!

Shiner Black Lager it is.
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#93
Depends what kind of flavor you're going for... To me, using something like budweiser is a waste of time. Maybe for mixing with sauteed onions it would be ok, but I usually use a dark, flavorful beer for cooking. Sautee some onions and hit it with a splash of guinness right before you take them out of the pan... tasty.

A good IPA would probably be pretty good.
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He's obviously pretty young, and I'd guess he's being raised by wolves, or at least humans with the intellectual capacity and compassion of wolves.


You finally made it home, draped in the flag that you fell for.
And so it goes
#94
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well for those in the US that care

there appears to be a big weather front going across the US

from Minneapolis to Houston

Should make for a nice flight home...


+1 to Colin's anal intrusion. You haven't lived until you shove a beer can up a foul's ass and cooked it.
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#96
Quote by R45VT
How do I post a link to a PDF? All I have is photobucket and I want to link the BV thread I made to the schematic, parts list and component layout.

Thanks.
I would just upload it to megaupload or dropbox.
#97
Quote by imgooley
I would just upload it to megaupload or dropbox.



Thanks. I haven't used either of those before.

megaupload was seized by the feds.... now I remember reading about that a few months ago
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#98
Thank you for banning that doosh over9000videos.

Special mention to bubbs for the well placed facepalm.
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#99
Quote by R45VT
How do I post a link to a PDF? All I have is photobucket and I want to link the BV thread I made to the schematic, parts list and component layout.

Thanks.
I would just upload it to megaupload or dropbox.
#100
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The other is me.

You're actually too good looking and young. You have the right outlook and with time could certainly get there. Drink a lot of hard alcohol, you'll get there.


Lol goolz has his delay stuck on again.
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#102
So I was just given two old Elgin pocket watches. One was made in 1886 and the other in 1904, neither run but are in great shape internally. Guessing the mainspring is broken in them. I'm gonna look weird with long hair and a goatee carrying a pocket watch, but class is class dammit

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#104
Quote by 311ZOSOVHJH
so......dropbox?



Never used it before- I am not to keen on having to install something on my computer for it.

Anyone here use it?

Maybe i am just paranoid....
#105
I use dropbox all the time. It's fairly awesome.
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He's obviously pretty young, and I'd guess he's being raised by wolves, or at least humans with the intellectual capacity and compassion of wolves.


You finally made it home, draped in the flag that you fell for.
And so it goes
#106
I always resist change. I had a motorolla sliver for 7 years until I bought an Iphone earlier this year.

I better get with it.
#107
Dropbox is cool because it automatically backs up whatever you put in the folder online, and you can access it from anywhere.
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He's obviously pretty young, and I'd guess he's being raised by wolves, or at least humans with the intellectual capacity and compassion of wolves.


You finally made it home, draped in the flag that you fell for.
And so it goes
#108
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yeah, i never understood that. i get busy at work for a while, don't check up on UG for a bit and it gets all 'foil tin hats' and 'llamas' and i have no idea why.

i hate it when i miss the source of the jokes and memes


There was literally a solid week where the only discussion in here was about ancient aliens and conspiracies.
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#109
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You're actually too good looking and young. You have the right outlook and with time could certainly get there. Drink a lot of hard alcohol, you'll get there.


Lol goolz has his delay stuck on again.

**** apple and **** verizon and **** time Warner oceanic. Shit.
#110
Quote by R45VT
Never used it before- I am not to keen on having to install something on my computer for it.

Anyone here use it?

Maybe i am just paranoid....

yeah, I use it for clips because it is stripped down and simple

I use photobucket for everything else. Good catch too. I meant to edit my post and ended up retyping it


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Dropbox is cool because it automatically backs up whatever you put in the folder online, and you can access it from anywhere.

+1

It does seem to be a resource hog when it is looking for updates though.
#112
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Hey Greg, you still looking for a maple neck LP?
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Probably one of the best looking guitars there is. If it had a maple board it would be perfect.

Can't view it, roadrunner BS. I've picked my next LP already. 68 custom RI. Ebony. Gonna be a while though.

Edit: just viewed it, that is nice.
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#113
Here's why you don't grocery shop when you haven't eaten all day: You come home and cook bacon and eggs at 11 o'clock at night.
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#115
311 thanks for the bump. Still working on it slowly.

Yeah eggs&bacon anytime. Breakfast late at night is the best.
#116
New thread isn't complete until 311 posts some grill pictures
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#117
is it crazy that I'm considering dropping like $300 on a custom putter?
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#118
Quote by lbj273
is it crazy that I'm considering dropping like $300 on a custom putter?


Yes, because that could buy $300 worth of pedlulz.
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#119
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#120
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Yes, because that could buy $300 worth of pedlulz.

but golf is going to be my livelihood
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