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Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#201
Quote by Windysurfs

OK, so I get the transgender thing. But I'd be pissed if my husband wanted to cut if his schlong! If I didn't want a dick in the relationship I'd be a lesbian. Maybe the wife is a lesbian; maybe she's tired of the dick; or MOST LIKELY- he has no idea how to work the **** and his wife is tired of faking it.
But I don't know this guy, or even listen to his band. But your comments are funny as hell and the story is so outrageous it might just be a freakin joke! I don't know ANY man who would ever say that he wished he was born a chick (unless it's because they wish they could be hookers and make money on and not with- their backs). Anyone who didn't get a clue from his-I wanna be a woman-lyrics, is just oblivious. Got nothing against the guy, or future girl, whatever. I have a best friend who didn't know he was a female until science class in grade school!

Right on brother!
moscaespañol
>alabama
Join date: May 2010
511 IQ
#202
Quote by Windysurfs
OK, so I get the transgender thing. But I'd be pissed if my husband wanted to cut if his schlong! If I didn't want a dick in the relationship I'd be a lesbian. Maybe the wife is a lesbian; maybe she's tired of the dick; or MOST LIKELY- he has no idea how to work the **** and his wife is tired of faking it.
But I don't know this guy, or even listen to his band. But your comments are funny as hell and the story is so outrageous it might just be a freakin joke! I don't know ANY man who would ever say that he wished he was born a chick (unless it's because they wish they could be hookers and make money on and not with- their backs). Anyone who didn't get a clue from his-I wanna be a woman-lyrics, is just oblivious. Got nothing against the guy, or future girl, whatever. I have a best friend who didn't know he was a female until science class in grade school!


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HowSoonisNow
Banned
Join date: Feb 2012
428 IQ
#203
I don't think it's cool but it's not my decision so whatever. It's a free country.
GodofCheesecake
Master of the Machines
Join date: Apr 2006
1,405 IQ
#204
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
Collin, can I post the pear at that chick? Pleeeeaaassseeeee???

Dude, pretty sure that hasn't been a bannable offense anymore for like a year at least.
My band, Escher
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Nofootcanman
arse destroyer
Join date: Jan 2010
330 IQ
#206
so anyway has anyone got the rolling stone issue yet, and can they scan up the article because i cant find it
Kensai
49ers
Join date: Jul 2006
4,147 IQ
#207
Quote by Windysurfs
OK, so I get the transgender thing. But I'd be pissed if my husband wanted to cut if his schlong! If I didn't want a dick in the relationship I'd be a lesbian. Maybe the wife is a lesbian; maybe she's tired of the dick; or MOST LIKELY- he has no idea how to work the **** and his wife is tired of faking it.
But I don't know this guy, or even listen to his band. But your comments are funny as hell and the story is so outrageous it might just be a freakin joke! I don't know ANY man who would ever say that he wished he was born a chick (unless it's because they wish they could be hookers and make money on and not with- their backs). Anyone who didn't get a clue from his-I wanna be a woman-lyrics, is just oblivious. Got nothing against the guy, or future girl, whatever. I have a best friend who didn't know he was a female until science class in grade school!

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BlacksailsTippa
Dead Milkman
Join date: Dec 2006
191 IQ
#208
Quote by Nofootcanman
so anyway has anyone got the rolling stone issue yet, and can they scan up the article because i cant find it

Some guy made a review of the story. It's in the AM! Shoutbox on last.fm. I'll post it.

"Here's part 1 of my review of the Rolling Stone interview with Tom - Just read the 'Stones article. So ****ed up. He says he can't stand to see his reflection in the mirror anymore to see the manly parts of himself just disgust him. When he was in high school he skipped school to go home and wear his Mom's clothes. He claimed he thought and considered he might be gay and even made out with a couple of guys when he was younger! But he maintains he isnt gay, loves his wife and daughter.

Part 2 - He claims he once stole his friends birth control pills to see what they would do to him. He even tried to convince their A&R guy let him cross-dress for the "Thrash Unreal" video. He said the most obvious reference to the change came in the lyrics to the song "The Ocean." He claims in 2006 when the band signed to Warner Bros. he was going to swear off cross-dressing forever. 3 years later after his wife got pregnant and the band was dropped from the label he claims "the feelings became unavoidable." He took weeklong trips by himself, checking into hotels dressed as a woman. He still hasn't decided if he will perform as a woman. He says the band is behind him. He also told the band his writing a concept album about a transsexual prostitute called "Transgender Dysphoria Blues."

Part 3 - His wife helps him pluck his eyebrows and pick out shoes to wear on stage. He/She is already wearing wigs, lipstick, eyeliner & nail polish. She's already started taking hormones to hopefully grow her hair and breast size. She's considering having plastic surgery, to lose her penis! Here's the quote, "I don't give a **** if I lose my penis. It's just ****ing scary because of the surgery." She's also willing to consider breast implants if the hormones don't work.

Part 4 - She also confesses she never understood masturbating as a man. She always masturbated as woman, rubbing himself. Gabel and his/her wife are both concerned about how their parents will take it. Gabel's Father is a major military dude. They also don't think their current residence is going to be welcoming and they plan to move to LA or maybe New York. Gabel claims there's already a local group where they live now who thinks his wife is a "Satan worshiper." He says the group held hands and prayed for her in public while they were out dining at "Chick-fil-A." That's the gist of it people."
Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
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#209
Quote by BlacksailsTippa
Some guy made a review of the story. It's in the AM! Shoutbox on last.fm. I'll post it.

"Here's part 1 of my review of the Rolling Stone interview with Tom - Just read the 'Stones article. So ****ed up. He says he can't stand to see his reflection in the mirror anymore to see the manly parts of himself just disgust him. When he was in high school he skipped school to go home and wear his Mom's clothes. He claimed he thought and considered he might be gay and even made out with a couple of guys when he was younger! But he maintains he isnt gay, loves his wife and daughter.

Part 2 - He claims he once stole his friends birth control pills to see what they would do to him. He even tried to convince their A&R guy let him cross-dress for the "Thrash Unreal" video. He said the most obvious reference to the change came in the lyrics to the song "The Ocean." He claims in 2006 when the band signed to Warner Bros. he was going to swear off cross-dressing forever. 3 years later after his wife got pregnant and the band was dropped from the label he claims "the feelings became unavoidable." He took weeklong trips by himself, checking into hotels dressed as a woman. He still hasn't decided if he will perform as a woman. He says the band is behind him. He also told the band his writing a concept album about a transsexual prostitute called "Transgender Dysphoria Blues."

Part 3 - His wife helps him pluck his eyebrows and pick out shoes to wear on stage. He/She is already wearing wigs, lipstick, eyeliner & nail polish. She's already started taking hormones to hopefully grow her hair and breast size. She's considering having plastic surgery, to lose her penis! Here's the quote, "I don't give a **** if I lose my penis. It's just ****ing scary because of the surgery." She's also willing to consider breast implants if the hormones don't work.

Part 4 - She also confesses she never understood masturbating as a man. She always masturbated as woman, rubbing himself. Gabel and his/her wife are both concerned about how their parents will take it. Gabel's Father is a major military dude. They also don't think their current residence is going to be welcoming and they plan to move to LA or maybe New York. Gabel claims there's already a local group where they live now who thinks his wife is a "Satan worshiper." He says the group held hands and prayed for her in public while they were out dining at "Chick-fil-A." That's the gist of it people."


That shit is sad, yo.
guitarage
UG Newbie
Join date: Jun 2011
21 IQ
#210
Quote by BlacksailsTippa
Some guy made a review of the story. It's in the AM! Shoutbox on last.fm. I'll post it.

"Here's part 1 of my review of the Rolling Stone interview with Tom - Just read the 'Stones article. So ****ed up. He says he can't stand to see his reflection in the mirror anymore to see the manly parts of himself just disgust him. When he was in high school he skipped school to go home and wear his Mom's clothes. He claimed he thought and considered he might be gay and even made out with a couple of guys when he was younger! But he maintains he isnt gay, loves his wife and daughter.

Part 2 - He claims he once stole his friends birth control pills to see what they would do to him. He even tried to convince their A&R guy let him cross-dress for the "Thrash Unreal" video. He said the most obvious reference to the change came in the lyrics to the song "The Ocean." He claims in 2006 when the band signed to Warner Bros. he was going to swear off cross-dressing forever. 3 years later after his wife got pregnant and the band was dropped from the label he claims "the feelings became unavoidable." He took weeklong trips by himself, checking into hotels dressed as a woman. He still hasn't decided if he will perform as a woman. He says the band is behind him. He also told the band his writing a concept album about a transsexual prostitute called "Transgender Dysphoria Blues."

Part 3 - His wife helps him pluck his eyebrows and pick out shoes to wear on stage. He/She is already wearing wigs, lipstick, eyeliner & nail polish. She's already started taking hormones to hopefully grow her hair and breast size. She's considering having plastic surgery, to lose her penis! Here's the quote, "I don't give a **** if I lose my penis. It's just ****ing scary because of the surgery." She's also willing to consider breast implants if the hormones don't work.

Part 4 - She also confesses she never understood masturbating as a man. She always masturbated as woman, rubbing himself. Gabel and his/her wife are both concerned about how their parents will take it. Gabel's Father is a major military dude. They also don't think their current residence is going to be welcoming and they plan to move to LA or maybe New York. Gabel claims there's already a local group where they live now who thinks his wife is a "Satan worshiper." He says the group held hands and prayed for her in public while they were out dining at "Chick-fil-A." That's the gist of it people."


He must be trolling.
hoobariffer87
UG's Haruhiist
Join date: Jul 2003
212 IQ
#213
Quote by Mack56
Fun fact for everyone: It is possible for a MTF transgender person to alter their voice with lots of voice training/coaching and/or vocal chord surgery. I had no idea the latter existed until semi-underground pedal builder Devi Ever talked about how she had the procedure done.

That being said, there's no guarantee Laura will bother with either of those things, her choice and her voice n all that. Anyway, if she wants her voice to be different there are ways to try.

MTF and vocalist here. Vocal chord surgery is dangerous and mostly ineffective. All it does is raise your base pitch a few notes, which is no issue for a professional vocalist to do on their own. What mainly makes a voice sound feminine is the resonance. Men's voices resonate deep in the chests while women's are higher up in their throat. This is the hard part to get used to and vocal chord surgery does nothing for it.

Also, developing a female voice does not mean you lose your male voice unless you let those muscles atrophy. With enough practice, Laura could sing with both voices. It's insanely ****ing hard, but it is possible.

As for her sex life: strap-ons are awesome. Hormones help with female-type orgasms and could even make her multi-orgasmic. Find me a woman who wouldn't enjoy a partner like that.
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Guitar0player
UG's derby Spike
Join date: Aug 2006
3,174 IQ
#214
Quote by hoobariffer87
MTF and vocalist here. Vocal chord surgery is dangerous and mostly ineffective. All it does is raise your base pitch a few notes, which is no issue for a professional vocalist to do on their own. What mainly makes a voice sound feminine is the resonance. Men's voices resonate deep in the chests while women's are higher up in their throat. This is the hard part to get used to and vocal chord surgery does nothing for it.

Also, developing a female voice does not mean you lose your male voice unless you let those muscles atrophy. With enough practice, Laura could sing with both voices. It's insanely ****ing hard, but it is possible.

As for her sex life: strap-ons are awesome. Hormones help with female-type orgasms and could even make her multi-orgasmic. Find me a woman who wouldn't enjoy a partner like that.


I am a crossdresser and even if I will have surgery I will still use my male voice(and it's deep) just to **** with people's head.

Like, come to a bar, all girly and feminine, come to the bartender and with the deepest voice possible say to him "Hey bro, can you get me a beer?"
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#215
I found a .gif that adequately describes me reading through this thread:





I got some words for this thread:

“You can tell a bigot, but you can't tell him much.”
ConeShred
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Join date: Apr 2008
232 IQ
#216
This is a big deal?


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Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
Deadlock Riff
UG's Dark Gym Leader
Join date: Nov 2009
372 IQ
#217
^^^ @hoobariffer87

If you don't mind me asking, how long did it take you to switch? Most people I know who's MTF/FTM take about 1.5years/2yrs


Quote by Windysurfs
OK, so I get the transgender thing. But I'd be pissed if my husband wanted to cut if his schlong! If I didn't want a dick in the relationship I'd be a lesbian. Maybe the wife is a lesbian; maybe she's tired of the dick; or MOST LIKELY- he has no idea how to work the **** and his wife is tired of faking it.
But I don't know this guy, or even listen to his band. But your comments are funny as hell and the story is so outrageous it might just be a freakin joke! I don't know ANY man who would ever say that he wished he was born a chick (unless it's because they wish they could be hookers and make money on and not with- their backs). Anyone who didn't get a clue from his-I wanna be a woman-lyrics, is just oblivious. Got nothing against the guy, or future girl, whatever. I have a best friend who didn't know he was a female until science class in grade school!



Something is wrong with you.......
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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Guitar0player
UG's derby Spike
Join date: Aug 2006
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#218
Quote by Deadlock Riff



Something is wrong with you.......


Yeah, but let him be retarded, we need amusement.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
Deadlock Riff
UG's Dark Gym Leader
Join date: Nov 2009
372 IQ
#219
Quote by Guitar0player
Yeah, but let him be retarded, we need amusement.


I thought the poster was female. .o
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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Guitar0player
UG's derby Spike
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#220
Quote by Deadlock Riff
I thought the poster was female. .o


Then let him/her be retarded.
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hoobariffer87
UG's Haruhiist
Join date: Jul 2003
212 IQ
#221
Quote by Deadlock Riff
^^^ @hoobariffer87

If you don't mind me asking, how long did it take you to switch? Most people I know who's MTF/FTM take about 1.5years/2yrs

I've been on hormones for about 8 months but it's been a little over a year since my first therapist visit. I can't actually switch over full time until I move out because my parents are ****ed in the head (living at home still because economy is ****ed, working on that), but I've been passing for the last two or three months. Making the full switch takes around two years mainly because of money issues. Also, it takes hormones 2-3 years to have their maximum effect and most people aren't comfortable switching until they can pass pretty reliably. With enough money you could technically do it as fast as someone will write you a letter of recommendation for surgery (if you want it), which usually takes around a year on hormones or living as your identified gender; whichever comes last. If you don't want surgery, then there's basically no limit on how fast you can switch over.
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What to change the band name? No way!! We have a kick-ass logo of a washing machine eating guitars and everything!!




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Lol, when I'm bored I'm gonna try that with regular dice! If I'm famous I'll thank you for it
MightyAri
Banned
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#222
Quote by Weaponized
I found a .gif that adequately describes me reading through this thread:







Deadlock Riff
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#223
Quote by hoobariffer87
I've been on hormones for about 8 months but it's been a little over a year since my first therapist visit. I can't actually switch over full time until I move out because my parents are ****ed in the head (living at home still because economy is ****ed, working on that), but I've been passing for the last two or three months. Making the full switch takes around two years mainly because of money issues. Also, it takes hormones 2-3 years to have their maximum effect and most people aren't comfortable switching until they can pass pretty reliably. With enough money you could technically do it as fast as someone will write you a letter of recommendation for surgery (if you want it), which usually takes around a year on hormones or living as your identified gender; whichever comes last. If you don't want surgery, then there's basically no limit on how fast you can switch over.



Are you going for surgery?
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hoobariffer87
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#224
Quote by Deadlock Riff
Are you going for surgery?

Eventually. But with the amount of money involved, current insurance practices, and the local economy, it's practically a pipe dream at this point. I try not to think about it too much because it's kinda painful. Maybe something drastic will change in a few years and it'll become more accessible.
Quote by franz.d.
What to change the band name? No way!! We have a kick-ass logo of a washing machine eating guitars and everything!!




Quote by elvenkindje
Lol, when I'm bored I'm gonna try that with regular dice! If I'm famous I'll thank you for it