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angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
578 IQ
#2
Who would want to fuck a sofa?

“It’s great exercise just jiggling around,"



lol.
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Jul 12, 2012,
vicarious46
Registered Masshole
Join date: Aug 2007
437 IQ
#6
“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around,"



Done, I made it that far
Quote by ErikLensherr
Don't belittle it like that, your mom produces top quality stuff.



C4C
[thread="1339859"]Hammerhead[/thread]
[thread="1341152"]Anglerfish[/thread]

VOTE
Thrustor: 2012
sacamano79
Fighter of the Nightman
Join date: Jun 2007
2,222 IQ
#8
Pro tip: Go down to the very bottom and click on the second picture of the slideshow.
Gibson SG Standard
Ibanez S2170FB
Peavey JSX
Marshall 1960A
TEXAS A&M
MDoggDX316
UG's Token Black Guy
Join date: Sep 2005
450 IQ
#9
Hell Yeah
Quote by Dæmönika
I'm afraid of you...MDoggDX316phobia

Quote by Imperial
Yes, Master MDoggDX316

Ain't Nuthin' But a UG Thang: The Hype Man of the UG Hip
Hop/Guitar Music Equality Illuminati
pwnadgebunny
Registered User
Join date: Apr 2009
774 IQ
#10
lol, that guy should write a book.


She's so pretty in her casts
The prettiest thing I've ever seen
I only get to hold her when she's injured
I only get to kiss her where she's sore
Primus2112
whatever you say "Mor-ty"
Join date: Jul 2008
915 IQ
#11
whoever this alex is


he's a fucking saint


like he probably throws up in his mouth all the time, because nobody is attracted to that
Quote by raoooos
slipknot are actually just terrible, they're such a "holy shit i'm 14" kind of band. like fuck off mum i'm not going to school i have to clear the stone of leaves.
StewieSwan
Decent User
Join date: Feb 2009
5,001 IQ
#12
Quote by sacamano79
Pro tip: Go down to the very bottom and click on the second picture of the slideshow.



Go camp on a railroad track.
666atheist666
megano28
*Snickers Nefariously*
Join date: Feb 2009
1,261 IQ
#14
Quote by jetfuel495
lost


I got to the same point
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
behind_you
Very good!
Join date: Apr 2010
1,375 IQ
#15
Quote by angusfan16
Who would want to fuck a sofa?
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guns for hire
Bandwagon
Join date: Oct 2009
121 IQ
#16
Quote by sacamano79
Pro tip: Go down to the very bottom and click on the second picture of the slideshow.



Thanks dude, i was eating.
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I furiously masturbate on public transportation.
Kensai
49ers
Join date: Jul 2006
4,147 IQ
#17
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Lptubeking
Ug's Interpol Fan
Join date: Dec 2011
259 IQ
#19
Quote by sacamano79
Pro tip: Go down to the very bottom and click on the second picture of the slideshow.


For a second I couldn't figure out what the hell I was looking at.
But I won't let you sit by
So call in the kids
Alone, you can't make amends
Now I won't let you sit by
But so call in the kids
Now that's enough with this f*cking incense
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Interpol - Mammoth
Primus2112
whatever you say "Mor-ty"
Join date: Jul 2008
915 IQ
#20
Quote by behind_you


what the hell bro

i have the weirdest boner

like, dem sex sounds were human


but it was chairs

the fuck
Quote by raoooos
slipknot are actually just terrible, they're such a "holy shit i'm 14" kind of band. like fuck off mum i'm not going to school i have to clear the stone of leaves.
beau05
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jul 2005
451 IQ
#21
Quote by sacamano79
Pro tip: Go down to the very bottom and click on the second picture of the slideshow.


Thanks for the tip maestro
HeretiK538
Petrol
Join date: Aug 2010
869 IQ
#22
With all the extra weight on her, Potter became depressed. She contacted the Guinness Book of World Records in hopes that winning the title of "World's Heaviest Woman" would shame her into losing weight.

When Alex got wind of the publicity surrounding Potter, he decided to visit her and the flame was quickly rekindled.

So, upon finding out his ex was the world's heaviest woman, he goes back to her for some hot wobbly loving? Consider that a while. This man may have issues of his own
Rotten Playground
Listen to me and Jameh muck about on a podcast
as if you have anything better to do.


Quote by Reverend_Taco
Grass stains on my dicks

Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Pfft. Gay? Nah, gay is the manliest sex that exists.
BeefWellington
UG's Tastiest Dish
Join date: Jan 2010
262 IQ
#24
How in the Jesus titting flying whopper shit kicking carpet humpers does she get laid? It's not fair, for ****'s sake!

She is literally the most grotesque specimen of a human I have ever seen. Fat people are gross.

"Shagging can make you slimmer, if you do enough of it," Dr. Yvonne Kristin


Nice to see medical professionals using proper terminology.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#25
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Tag43
for the lulz
Join date: Mar 2008
571 IQ
#27
Quote by sacamano79
Pro tip: Go down to the very bottom and click on the second picture of the slideshow.


It took me about a minute or so to figure out that was her stomach almost touching the floor.
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#29
Quote by Neo Evil11
I puked.

In despair that you will never get all up in that? I know that feel.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,485 IQ
#31
Quote by ErikLensherr
In despair that you will never get all up in that? I know that feel.

From the fact that it is gross. I am happy the puke missed my phone.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
Vantage
One hit wonder UG'er
Join date: May 2005
855 IQ
#32
TS, dude, like, fuck you bro, shit mang.
Dirty betch
theguitarist
I closed your thread.
Join date: Sep 2003
1,293 IQ
#33
Quote by jetfuel495
lost



yup.


also:



lol @ phone necklace.


Quote by behind_you


quoting to remind to watch later.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
Stugg334
Bristolian
Join date: May 2009
368 IQ
#34
Good strong breeding hips and formidable calves, she's my type.
Quote by slash11896
I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


Quote by WhiskeyFace
I like women with balls.
Gorelord666
Lone Buffalo
Join date: Jul 2010
80 IQ
#36
Quote by Telecaster7
How can you die from a bed collapsing?

Guy on bottom, crushed.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#37
you guys are pansies. a hole is a goal, i'd tap that in a second
Quote by JamSessionFreak
lots of really smart stuff
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,302 IQ
#38
i would totally tap that mushy sheit nigga
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
Ali priori / Ali posteriori
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Jesus christ Ali is a nutcase

I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
Metallicuh
PonyFan #1305968
Join date: Nov 2009
1,312 IQ
#39
want to know another way to lose 100 pounds?

Exercise.
Quote by kaptkegan
Don't think I've ever been sigged.


I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
DukeDeRox
I draw STUFF
Join date: Oct 2010
87 IQ
#40
Eat 10000 calories a day and have sex 7 times a day burning 3500 calories.
Still leaves a lot of room for fat.