urhot
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Join date: Aug 2012
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#1
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Join date: May 2005
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#2
What the **** is this, and why is it so damn funny!?!
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#3
It's an ergonomic baby carrier. Some of us have other shit to do besides carrying around babies all day. Mine is covered in patches.
Senor Kristian
This is bollocks
Join date: May 2006
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#4
This is the single greatest advert I have ever read...

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Most mothers are reluctant to invest in public because of the lack of privacy to breastfeed.

I nearly died!

Please sticky this.
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So Babysitter Rides in this society, instead of hanging affects the groin area

What does this even mean?
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#7
Who stickied this shit?

R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

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Breastfeed your baby can be granted immunity against the disease.

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your baby can be granted immunity against the disease.

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can be granted immunity against the disease.

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granted immunity against the disease.

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against the disease.

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the disease.


THE DISEASE.
rg_metal
The Clit Commander
Join date: Aug 2005
2,225 IQ
#11
Quote by urhot
Ergo Baby Carriers come with adjustable straps, so it would be very easy for the best position that your baby is able to easily get your breasts

I need to buy this thing... I want to easily get your breasts too

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Argonaut
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Join date: Dec 2008
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#13
"You can continue shopping while you're breastfeeding, without attracting attention to himself."

Wait... wut?

Also this:

"a baby carrier can offer you the opportunity to do most mothers."
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
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GaryBillington
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#14
Quote by Argonaut
"a baby carrier can offer you the opportunity to do most mothers."

I'll have to get one then. I always like having the opportunity to do most mothers.
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Quote by rg_metal
I need to buy this thing... I want to easily get your breasts too

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I was absent mindedly browsing this forum when I came upon this spectacular piece of art.
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#21
You can continue shopping while you're breastfeeding, without attracting attention to himself.


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#22
I can't believe i've gone my entire life without owning this. I think i'll purchase a child from Africa just so I can use it.
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