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#161
Quote by element4433
How about conjoined male twins connected by the wiener?

No further questions. Just how about them?

#162
Quote by element4433
How about conjoined male twins connected by the wiener?

No further questions. Just how about them?

Hmm, how about that...

Are they connected at the end? Or like down the side?

I guess what I'm asking is, is there two distinct cocks, or one?
#163
I don't think that would work. Would they cum into each others' dicks? How would they climax? Do they even have a dickhead?


I might be imagining it wrong, though.
#164
Quote by fail
I think she sounds unreasonably insecure and that you shouldn't let her insecurities control you.

She doesn't have to look at porn to get off with a vibrator, btw. Women tend to go for fantasies rather than visuals. :


this too.... men are visual, we like to SEE things...
Women are more about Hearing things (and sinces fantasies are somewhat hearing too, sort of, cause you can hear shizzle in ur head u...) that's a valid excuse too, i guess, but then you'd be turning it into an argument/discussion and it will end up her dumping one way or the other... dont think of excuses, just tell her how you feel about your (Granny, animal, and interracialgayhardcoreshittingpissingBDSM)porn
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#165
Quote by element4433
How about conjoined male twins connected by the wiener?

No further questions. Just how about them?

Where are they actually connected? At the base or the tip?

Are there four balls or two?
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#166
Two wieners, but they're connected on top of each other. Would they be gay?
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#167
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Two wieners, but they're connected on top of each other. Would they be gay?

no, they would be brothers.... kinda
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#168
Quote by element4433
Two wieners, but they're connected on top of each other. Would they be gay?


It's not their fault, but it's kind of gay... maybe bisexual if they stick it in the vag
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#169
Quote by adamgur96
no, they would be brothers.... kinda

Gays can commit incest bro. Equal rights!
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#170
Quote by element4433
Two wieners, but they're connected on top of each other. Would they be gay?

Freaky.


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no, they would be brothers.... kinda

Male twins are brothers? You're ****ing with me, aren't you?
#171
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
It's not their fault, but it's kind of gay... maybe bisexual if they stick it in the vag

How would it even fit?...
#172
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
It's not their fault, but it's kind of gay... maybe bisexual if they stick it in the vag
What if the way their wieners were positioned they could only pee into each other's mouths?

And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#173
Quote by WCPhils

Are there four balls or two?

I'm waiting Element
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#174
Two sets of balls, but the rub together when they walk.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#175
Quote by element4433
What if the way their wieners were positioned they could only pee into each other's mouths?

And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?

Holy fuck, what is wrong with you?!
#176
Quote by element4433
What if the way their wieners were positioned they could only pee into each other's mouths?

And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?

Well now it just sounds like they were playing Twister in utero.
#177
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Well now it just sounds like they were playing Twister in utero.

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#178
this thread is becoming way too disturbing.........
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#180
Quote by element4433
What if the way their wieners were positioned they could only pee into each other's mouths?

And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?
I hope that when I no longer post on this site, this is the post I'm remembered by.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#181
Quote by element4433
I hope that when I no longer post on this site, this is the post I'm remembered by.

The thought of some veteran UG'er 6 years from now telling this story to a noob is hilarious to me.

Poor noob'd be so confused and so disturbed!
#182
How do you know enough about her to say this? Honestly, you can't go saying this kind of shit without even having met TS's girl.

I'm just doing the best I can with what information I've been given. His description of her behavior sounds like typical girlfriend insecurity.
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#183
Quote by element4433
I hope that when I no longer post on this site, this is the post I'm remembered by.


So much so, that it's now in my signature, i couldnt stop laughing. xD
Also, that would make it freakisly filthy, but not more or less gay.
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#184
Quote by fail
I'm just doing the best I can with what information I've been given. His description of her behavior sounds like typical girlfriend insecurity.

Are you saying that she shouldn't feel hurt and insulted? Because if you say that, you don't know women very well.

And yes, I'm purposely phrasing the question in this manner to get you to realize that women DO NOT think the same way as men. What's an illogical line of thought to you is completely a logical feeling to her.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Aug 30, 2012,
#185
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Are you saying that she shouldn't feel hurt and insulted? Because if you say that, you don't know women very well.


women shouldn't, nope... not by men's standards. but they are women.. so naturally, they will
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#186
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
women shouldn't, nope... not by men's standards. but they are women.. so naturally, they will

*Ahem* See my edit. It's all in size 1.

Men think; women feel. If you want to have a good relationship, you'd better give a damn about her feelings.
#187
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Are you saying that she shouldn't feel hurt and insulted? Because if you say that, you don't know women very well.

And yes, I'm purposely phrasing the question in this manner to get you to realize that women DO NOT think the same way as men. What's an illogical line of thought to you is completely a logical feeling to her.

Should I tell him?


No no, I think I'll let it go on for a little longer.
#188
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
*Ahem* See my edit. It's all in size 1.

Men think; women feel. If you want to have a good relationship, you'd better give a damn about her feelings.

that's right, women don't think, just like men don't feel. fail needs to learn that about them.
#189
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
*Ahem* See my edit. It's all in size 1.

Men think; women feel. If you want to have a good relationship, you'd better give a damn about her feelings.


It should come both ways, really... maybe men should give a damn, but maybe women should stop giving a damn... what is the big deal with watching porn again? oh right.. nothing...

I'd still say he has to make a porn vid with her, that would be meeting in the middle.
It's not like he has done something wrong.. she's just periodflooding all over something small that isn't even significant in a relationship at all.

here ends my shot at being a dr. phil.
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#190
Quote by █▐▌█▐▌
that's right, women don't think. fail needs to learn that about them.

Here's what a man does:
1) Thinks about something.
2) Come up with solution to said something.
3) Possibly gets annoyed if there is no solution.
4) Feels about that something. (Optional)

Here's what a woman does:
1) Feels about something.
2) Evaluates her feelings about it.
3) Reacts to her feelings.
4) Thinks about her feelings. (Optional)

Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
she's just periodflooding all over something small that isn't even significant in a relationship at all.

You're a man. What's significant to you is NOT significant to a woman (and visa-versa). Likewise, a woman may find something significant, while a man may not. Quit being so thick-headed, man!
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Aug 30, 2012,
#191
Oh man, this thread How did I miss this one? I have GOT to start getting up earlier, all the gold always seems to happen in the morning.

OT: TS is an idiot. Did you honestly think she would never find it if she LOOKS THROUGH YOUR PHONE and uses your computer all the time?
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#192
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Here's what a man does:
1) Thinks about something.
2) Come up with solution to said something.
3) Possibly gets annoyed if there is no solution.
4) Feels about that something. (Optional)

Here's what a woman does:
1) Feels about something.
2) Evaluates her feelings about it.
3) Reacts to her feelings.
4) Thinks about her feelings. (Optional)


You're a man. What's significant to you is NOT significant to a woman (and visa-versa). Likewise, a woman may find something significant, while a man may not. Quit being so thick-headed, man!

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#193
The stupid bitch should have been dumped the moment she started going through your computer anyway.
#194
Quote by willT08
The stupid bitch should have been dumped the moment she started going through your computer anyway.

You're cute. *pats Will's head*

You're also quite young.

Btw, did anyone consider that TS (at one point or another) gave his girl permission to use his computer?

Edit:
ITT: Lots of men expecting a woman to think like a man. Also, conjoined twins of both genders! YAY!
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Aug 30, 2012,
#195
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
You're cute. *pats Will's head*

You're also quite young.

Btw, did anyone consider that TS (at one point or another) gave his girl permission to use his computer?


I've come to the conclusion that you have no balls at all.
#196
Quote by willT08
I've come to the conclusion that you have no balls at all.

Hmm. In other words, you couldn't come up with a response to me basically telling you that you don't get women, so you figured you'd call me a man without balls...




#197
Man it's not that she even went prying, the stuff wasn't even hidden, truth be told it didn't even occur to me, I don't mind her checking my phone, I'm not keeping nothing from her in that respect, only the vids
#198
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Hmm. In other words, you couldn't come up with a response to me basically telling you that you don't get women, so you figured you'd call me a man without balls...






Where was this, let me go back and point out that you shouldn't pander to women being irrational like it's okay.
#199
Quote by willT08
Where was this, let me go back and point out that you shouldn't pander to women being irrational like it's okay.

By telling you that you were cute and quite young I was implying you don't know much about women.

And guess what? You're still not getting it. To a woman, that's 100% not irrational. Stop acting like a woman should think like a man and get that it's "irrational". They never will. I know a man who's been married happily for 30 years and raised 3 women (I'm actually dating his daughter); he still has no idea how women work. However, he does know this: woman feel while men think. Meaning that (in this case) what you think is irrational, she feels is 100% rational.

Now, can we stop this idiocy about how woman shouldn't be irrational and how TS's girl was totally wrong?
#200
This page has way too much OT and way too little conjoined twins!