#1
For reasons of a personal nature, I require a cuddly toy that does not exist.

The as-yet-imaginary cuddly toy (which shall remain hypothetical for the purposes of this discussion) could possibly be assembled with parts from other cuddly toys.

My question: how do I get my cuddly toy?

My thoughts for possible solutions so far:
- make one myself from scratch (difficult and time consuming and prone to up-fuckery)
- make one myself from existing toy parts (which requires buying the separate toys and dismantling them, then all of the above)
- comission one from an expert (requires finding an expert, and will be expensive)

So Pit - what do you think?

tldr - where do you get a cuddly toy that doesn't exist?
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#4
I'll make you one too!
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#6
Seriously, guys, you can't just offer as a joke. You have to commit to this. Srs.

And I can't tell you, in case someone is watching.
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#7
mctod pls
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#8
Get ilikepirates to make you one.
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#10
Yeah make one yourself.
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#12
You could actually go on the internet and learn how to sow. Practice on rags first. Then, sow the toy together from other toys.
#13
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#15
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You should ask Axelfox if you can borrow one of his.
+1

He can even help you add a hole that you can "use at times".


...ya know, to use it to hide stuff like weed and what-not. It really helps.
#16
PM ilikepirates.

Not even joking, she used to make them daily and sell them. I'm sure she'd be delighted to make one at the right price for you. And she lives in the UK so shipping shouldn't be that hard.


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#17
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...ya know, to use it to hide stuff like weed and what-not. It really helps.

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#18
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I thought furries only had sex with other furries...of the human/animal hybrid nature...

Itis much easier and cheaper to use a plushie than to dress up a Real Doll in a furry costume.
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#21
I'd just like everybody to know that I'm about two-thirds of the way done building my cuddly toy from scratch. I just need to stuff it, but I don't know what with - rice, i guess? Any ideas?

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#22
I was always under the impressions that cuddly toys were stuffed with white fluffy stuff (probably cotton)?
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#23
Frankenstein all the parts from other toys. Go to a playschool in the dead of night and raid it. Like robbing graves but...not.
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#24
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Frankenstein all the parts from other toys. Go to a playschool in the dead of night and raid it. Like robbing graves but...not.


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I'd just like everybody to know that I'm about two-thirds of the way done building my cuddly toy from scratch. I just need to stuff it,


#28
Cotton wool, not rice. Why would you fill it with rice? There's people in india crying because they don't have rice and you're stuffing toys with it?
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#29
Stuff it with a brick.

A brick of softness, cuddles and friendship :3
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#30
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Cotton wool, not rice. Why would you fill it with rice? There's people in india crying because they don't have rice and you're stuffing toys with it?



#31
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I was always under the impressions that cuddly toys were stuffed with white fluffy stuff (probably cotton)?


WRONG. They stuff it with the tortured souls of dead children.
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#32
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Cotton wool, not rice. Why would you fill it with rice? There's people in india crying because they don't have rice and you're stuffing toys with it?



The best/worst part is, there's edible animals all around those Indian people, but they can't eat them because it might be the reincarnation of their long-deceased uncle.


I feel bad making fun of Hinduism. But when you're starving, why would you worry if that cow is someone's reincarnated kin? You're literally dying!

Anyway...cotton. Yes, I repeat. Use cotton.
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#33
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I feel bad making fun of Hinduism. But when you're starving, why would you worry if that cow is someone's reincarnated kin? You're literally dying!


A Hindu would rather die than eat a cow.
#34
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A Hindu would rather die than eat a cow.

I know. That's what I'm saying...

They're dying, but there's a cow right there. Ask for forgiveness, when you're not starving, man! Yeesh!


It's just sad...
#35
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I know. That's what I'm saying...

They're dying, but there's a cow right there. Ask for forgiveness, when you're not starving, man! Yeesh!


It's just sad...


Ah, well, many Hindus are to be vegetarian, so even eating poultry is sinning, lol.

But yeah, there are way too many cows here.

They move slowly, block the traffic, and shit on footpaths. I'm not amused by their faggotry.
#36
Is this by any chance for a kid in a hospital that was in a tragic accident and is now made of limbs from multiple different people, and you're going to use this as a subtle way to make fun of them?
#37
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Ah, well, many Hindus are to be vegetarian, so even eating poultry is sinning, lol.

But yeah, there are way too many cows here.

They move slowly, block the traffic, and shit on footpaths. I'm not amused by their faggotry.

Well, I don't have a problem with vegetarians. My sister is one.

I just don't see how eating vegetarian is a good idea, when you're literally dying of starvation!
#38
Seeing as how she found out already, I have no problem telling you now that it's for my girlfriend, not a Franken-child institutions
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