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#1
Sup pit. Here's the situation. There's this hot girl in my C++ class. No, I don't have pics. Anyway, she seems fresh, so I'm thinking I'll ask her to Chinese food. Maybe a movie. I never have dated girls that I didn't already know at least a little bit. I'm not ever sure what her name is. Give me a line and a time to use it Pit. I work until like 5:30 and my class is tonight at 7, so I'll check the thread in between then.

Be a bro and help me nab a honey.
#2
Girl, you an A++
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#3
"Hey girl, you seem fresh. Let's go eat Chinese food."
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#4
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"Hey girl, you seem fresh. Let's go eat Chinese food."


seems legit.
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#5
do this right after class

"hey!, I'm (insert name). I was just wondering if you like to go out for coffee some time.... and a blow job?"

wait about 2 seconds, then laugh and say" just kidding I don't drink coffee"


guaranteed to get a blow job.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#6
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Sup pit. Here's the situation. There's this hot girl in my C++ class. No, I don't have pics.
Well, you better get one if you want us to be able to fine-calibrate a killer-line for you
#7
Girl, you must be missingno, cuz you've got me glitching all over my southern region. Then specifically request for her to go out for Chinese food (ignore if she is not Asian). You're welcome.
#8
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
do this right after class

"hey!, I'm (insert name). I was just wondering if you like to go out for coffee some time.... and a blow job?"

wait about 2 seconds, then laugh and say" just kidding I don't drink coffee"


guaranteed to get a blow job.


genius. i'm gonna use that.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#10
Girl you must've been a victim of the Fukushima nuclear reactor malfunction... because you are glowing.
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#11
"First we go and have Chinese food, then we go home to me and dim sum lights"
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#12
hey girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because have sex with me.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#13
Try something simple and genuine. "Hi, I'm (insert TS' name). What's your name? (Wait for her name.) You seem like a cool person. I was wondering; do you want to go out for Chinese food sometime?"

By the way, skip the movies. Chicks like to talk, not sit there at a movie and not talk. (Because wtf talks in the movie theater?) If you go out to eat, then you can talk and tell her some of your interests and hear some of hers. If all goes well, you may even get a second date.
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#14
"You're going to look like a rat in a rainstorm after I've put my pork sword into your hairy bingle bangle and showered you with my goof juice".
#15
"With most people I know, I get the feeling that if they were exposed to an enema, they'd be buried in a matchbox. But you... I think would be much better served if I stuck something else up you ass.
Wanna eat some chinese first, though?"
#17
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Try something simple and genuine. "Hi, I'm (insert TS' name). You seem like a cool person. I was wondering. Do you want to go out for Chinese food sometime?"


This. Don't be a douchebag and use some stupid line, TS.
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#18
Be like, hey so I want to take you out, you down?

And if she says no then tell her she getting buttsecks regardless.
#19
At least she's fresh, wouldn't want any of those rotted girls.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#20
Hey girl I like what I'm C-ing, you can have access to my private members anytime...
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#21
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At least she's fresh, wouldn't want any of those rotted girls.



let's not be too hasty now
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#23
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Girl, you must be missingno, cuz you've got me glitching all over my southern region. Then specifically request for her to go out for Chinese food (ignore if she is not Asian). You're welcome.


I approve this message.

Also, don't ask her to a movie.
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#24
Write her a poem, like
"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
I've saved my rohypnol
so I can give it to you!"
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#25
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Write her a poem, like
"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
I've saved my rohypnol
so I can give it to you!"


#26
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Write her a poem, like
"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
I've saved my rohypnol
so I can give it to you!"

Very clever, good sir!
#27
"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"

Or just like... talk to her.
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#29
"Hey girl, you must need a new fan cuz u hot!"

Seriously though, I'd advise not asking her out like a douche.
#32
'There are 10 types of people; those who understand binary and those who don't'

Then proceed to hump her
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#33
Don't try and pick her up on a one-liner.. for starts


Actually talk to her, maybe about the class or something she's interested in. Get to know her before you ask her out


But if you must, my new (old) favorite
"Where was this dress made? (Check the tag) ..Oh just as I thought, in Heaven."

Works everytime
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#35
cout << "Want to grab some dinner tonight?" << endl;
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#37
"Are your nipples pink or brown?"

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"Nice ass. Can I shove my dick up it?"
#38
"What's an A++ girl like you doing in a C++ class like this?"
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#39
Step 1. Take water bottle, and 'accidentally' get a drop of water on her.
Step 2. "Oops. Let's get you home and out of those wet clothes."
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