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TheChaz
Other Barry
Join date: Jun 2008
543 IQ
#1
Sup pit. Here's the situation. There's this hot girl in my C++ class. No, I don't have pics. Anyway, she seems fresh, so I'm thinking I'll ask her to Chinese food. Maybe a movie. I never have dated girls that I didn't already know at least a little bit. I'm not ever sure what her name is. Give me a line and a time to use it Pit. I work until like 5:30 and my class is tonight at 7, so I'll check the thread in between then.

Be a bro and help me nab a honey.
lushacrous
drunkacrous
Join date: Sep 2007
190 IQ
#2
Girl, you an A++
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
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ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
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#3
"Hey girl, you seem fresh. Let's go eat Chinese food."
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#4
Quote by ErikLensherr
"Hey girl, you seem fresh. Let's go eat Chinese food."


seems legit.
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Obsceneairwaves
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Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#5
do this right after class

"hey!, I'm (insert name). I was just wondering if you like to go out for coffee some time.... and a blow job?"

wait about 2 seconds, then laugh and say" just kidding I don't drink coffee"


guaranteed to get a blow job.
It's over simplified, So what!

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lncognito
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Join date: Dec 2011
44 IQ
#6
Quote by TheChaz
Sup pit. Here's the situation. There's this hot girl in my C++ class. No, I don't have pics.
Well, you better get one if you want us to be able to fine-calibrate a killer-line for you
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#7
Girl, you must be missingno, cuz you've got me glitching all over my southern region. Then specifically request for her to go out for Chinese food (ignore if she is not Asian). You're welcome.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#8
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
do this right after class

"hey!, I'm (insert name). I was just wondering if you like to go out for coffee some time.... and a blow job?"

wait about 2 seconds, then laugh and say" just kidding I don't drink coffee"


guaranteed to get a blow job.


genius. i'm gonna use that.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
sam b
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Join date: Nov 2003
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#9
Quote by TheChaz
Anyway, she seems fresh

Kensai
49ers
Join date: Jul 2006
4,147 IQ
#10
Girl you must've been a victim of the Fukushima nuclear reactor malfunction... because you are glowing.
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Demon Wolf
GT's Iron Fisted Leader
Join date: Jul 2005
1,902 IQ
#11
"First we go and have Chinese food, then we go home to me and dim sum lights"
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Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#12
hey girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because have sex with me.
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,700 IQ
#13
Try something simple and genuine. "Hi, I'm (insert TS' name). What's your name? (Wait for her name.) You seem like a cool person. I was wondering; do you want to go out for Chinese food sometime?"

By the way, skip the movies. Chicks like to talk, not sit there at a movie and not talk. (Because wtf talks in the movie theater?) If you go out to eat, then you can talk and tell her some of your interests and hear some of hers. If all goes well, you may even get a second date.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Sep 12, 2012,
Banjocal
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Join date: Sep 2009
1,174 IQ
#14
"You're going to look like a rat in a rainstorm after I've put my pork sword into your hairy bingle bangle and showered you with my goof juice".
lncognito
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
44 IQ
#15
"With most people I know, I get the feeling that if they were exposed to an enema, they'd be buried in a matchbox. But you... I think would be much better served if I stuck something else up you ass.
Wanna eat some chinese first, though?"
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,130 IQ
#17
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Try something simple and genuine. "Hi, I'm (insert TS' name). You seem like a cool person. I was wondering. Do you want to go out for Chinese food sometime?"


This. Don't be a douchebag and use some stupid line, TS.
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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metalblaster
UG Newbie
Join date: Jan 2008
494 IQ
#18
Be like, hey so I want to take you out, you down?

And if she says no then tell her she getting buttsecks regardless.
Trowzaa
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Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#19
At least she's fresh, wouldn't want any of those rotted girls.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Antis0cial
UG Fanatic
Join date: Dec 2008
94 IQ
#20
Hey girl I like what I'm C-ing, you can have access to my private members anytime...
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every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

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Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#21
Quote by Trowzaa
At least she's fresh, wouldn't want any of those rotted girls.



let's not be too hasty now
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
Rockford_rocks
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Join date: Apr 2006
1,316 IQ
#23
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Girl, you must be missingno, cuz you've got me glitching all over my southern region. Then specifically request for her to go out for Chinese food (ignore if she is not Asian). You're welcome.


I approve this message.

Also, don't ask her to a movie.
Last edited by Rockford_rocks at Sep 12, 2012,
slapsymcdougal
Banned
Join date: Nov 2011
1,961 IQ
#24
Write her a poem, like
"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
I've saved my rohypnol
so I can give it to you!"
Rockford_rocks
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Join date: Apr 2006
1,316 IQ
#25
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Write her a poem, like
"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
I've saved my rohypnol
so I can give it to you!"


crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,700 IQ
#26
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Write her a poem, like
"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
I've saved my rohypnol
so I can give it to you!"

Very clever, good sir!
rjdusa
UG's Interrobang Advocate
Join date: May 2007
36 IQ
#27
"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"

Or just like... talk to her.
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Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#29
"Hey girl, you must need a new fan cuz u hot!"

Seriously though, I'd advise not asking her out like a douche.
MakinLattes
fully retractable
Join date: Mar 2007
997 IQ
#31
Give her a fortune cookie with a note inside asking her out for dinner.
Wiegenlied
Registered Usurper
Join date: May 2008
1,620 IQ
#32
'There are 10 types of people; those who understand binary and those who don't'

Then proceed to hump her
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vicarious46
Registered Masshole
Join date: Aug 2007
437 IQ
#33
Don't try and pick her up on a one-liner.. for starts


Actually talk to her, maybe about the class or something she's interested in. Get to know her before you ask her out


But if you must, my new (old) favorite
"Where was this dress made? (Check the tag) ..Oh just as I thought, in Heaven."

Works everytime
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Weaponized
Creaky
Join date: Mar 2011
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#34
"Am I in a beehive? Cause you one fine honey"
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If she is poor then she is a fucking idiot despite being an atheist.


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mtshark
is the bees knees
Join date: Jul 2009
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#35
cout << "Want to grab some dinner tonight?" << endl;
I pride myself on my humility.
burghUK
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2011
162 IQ
#36
nice tits , but they would look better with my dick between them.
LostLegion
32CSM
Join date: Oct 2010
2,216 IQ
#37
"Are your nipples pink or brown?"

"There are 206 bones in the human body. Want another?"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly. I can't jelly my dick up your ass"

"Nice ass. Can I shove my dick up it?"
ma_tt11
Threadkiller
Join date: Jun 2008
889 IQ
#38
"What's an A++ girl like you doing in a C++ class like this?"
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slapsymcdougal
Banned
Join date: Nov 2011
1,961 IQ
#39
Step 1. Take water bottle, and 'accidentally' get a drop of water on her.
Step 2. "Oops. Let's get you home and out of those wet clothes."
captaincrunk
See, I Got News for You.
Join date: Jun 2008
921 IQ
#40
Quote by ErikLensherr
"Hey girl, you seem fresh. Let's go eat Chinese food."

Or "how would you like to go eat some chinese food" instead, that way you don't look controlling (if you think she might be bitchy).