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#81
Quote by Saint78
For being attracted to the opposite sex? Nah.

No, for judging them how I did lol.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#82
Quote by eGraham
No, for judging them how I did lol.


Nah. Slightly worse. But nahhhh.
you're a stone fox
#83
Quote by Saint78
Nah. Slightly worse. But nahhhh.

Well, you've convinced me otherwise now.


Line up more women to be judged! To the GIFs thread!
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#85
Quote by eGraham
Well, you've convinced me otherwise now.


Line up more women to be judged! To the GIFs thread!


Huzzah!
you're a stone fox
#86


Here for you bro
If you're traveling in the North Country Fair
Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline
Remember me to the one who lives there
For she once was a true love of mine
#88
"Hey baby, wanna go out? I don't have any money, but we can go to PetCo and stare at the animals."
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#89
"I'll take you out to a fancy meal...'n then we'll pork."

edit: oh. damn, well now i'm dying to know if this is gonna work out or not.

it's like god damn Melrose Pit up in here.


...sorry.
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
Last edited by BassFishin at Sep 13, 2012,
#90
Quote by Joshua Garcia
"Hey baby, wanna go out? I don't have any money, but we can go to PetCo and stare at the animals."


This is a legitimate pickup line if you take out the "I don't have money" part.
you're a stone fox
#91
Quote by Saint78
This is a legitimate pickup line if you take out the "I don't have money" part.


Yeah, like 'I have lots of money but I still would love nothing more than to take you to Petco and stare at the animals'

Edit: Nah, I don't know what I'm talking about.
#92
Quote by whywefight
Yeah, like 'I have lots of money but I still would love nothing more than to take you to Petco and stare at the animals'

Edit: Nah, I don't know what I'm talking about.

More like "Baby, Imma take you to Petco and stare at the animals. It's on me. Don't worry, I got this."
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#94
The only pick up line that works 100% of the time is: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
#95
Quote by Saint78
Tbh girls just want a guy who can dance, so you should just South Dallas Swag next to her until she asks you out.


For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#98
What the hell do you need a pickup line for? Be a man, walk up to her, and talk to her like she's a person. Damned kids don't even know...
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
Last edited by strat0blaster at Sep 14, 2012,
#99
Quote by TheChaz
hot girl in my C++ class.



Having taken two C++ classes, I feel like I'm qualified to call absolute BULLSHIT on there being any hot girls.

You should prove to us that she is hot with a picture.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#100
Quote by Skynyrd890
Having taken two C++ classes, I feel like I'm qualified to call absolute BULLSHIT on there being any hot girls.

You should prove to us that she is hot with a picture.

Like I said earlier, she didn't show last class. Also, taking pictures of people and posting them on the internet is.... questionable. I know it sounds like bullshit. Everyone else in the class is old, fat, grimy, or frumpy. This chick comes in wearing yoga pants and one of those shirts that do the thing with the shoulder.
#102
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Come on people share nudes here all the time.

If by "people" you mean "moscaespanol," and by "all the time" you mean "that one time before he got perma'd."
#103
Quote by TheChaz
Like I said earlier, she didn't show last class. Also, taking pictures of people and posting them on the internet is.... questionable. I know it sounds like bullshit. Everyone else in the class is old, fat, grimy, or frumpy. This chick comes in wearing yoga pants and one of those shirts that do the thing with the shoulder.



Like that, only I hope less bimbo-y?

Sounds like you were actually at an 80s party, not a programming class.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#104
Quote by eGraham


Like that, only I hope less bimbo-y?

Sounds like you were actually at an 80s party, not a programming class.

Yeah kinda. But not a hideous shirt. More like this

#105
Quote by Kensai
Girl you must've been a victim of the Fukushima nuclear reactor malfunction... because you are glowing.

I laughed way too hard at this
#106
Quote by TheChaz
If by "people" you mean "moscaespanol," and by "all the time" you mean "that one time before he got perma'd."

Mosca isn't perma'd and he didn't get banned for posting nudes. He got banned for posting a pic of a spider bite.
#107
I find limericks always work best

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the c*nting van!


Apologies if this has been done, not read through the thread
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#108
Hello! I like to program in python, would you like to see MY python!?




This is not actually a question....
#110
Ey girl, I'd call u a DIME, but you're worth a at LEAST a QUARTER!
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#111
Alright, I hate to say it...but I'm thinking she dropped the class.

Think about it: If you're really into programming, would you really ditch the second day of class? Plus, if she's all yoga pantsy and shoulder thingy, I mean...I hate to go off stereotypes, but I can't picture her being interested in any kind of programming. Maybe she thought it would be different, went to the first class, and decided it was too over her head and/or not her thing.

Then again, I don't want to crush your hopes Chaz. There's always the chance that she's both incredibly hot AND intelligent, and maybe she was just really sick that day.

If that is the case, then I'll just leave this here:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/intersection/files/2009/09/song-chart-memes-girl-paradox.jpg
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#112
Quote by devourke
Mosca isn't perma'd and he didn't get banned for posting nudes. He got banned for posting a pic of a spider bite.

I was under the impression that the spider bite was on his dick.
#114
ask her out in C++
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#115
Quote by MorganFiddler
Hey girl you're so kawaii desu, lets go steady.

"Hey girl, you're so cute you are, let's go steady?"

Double-fcking-entendre, son!
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#116
Quote by TheChaz
I was under the impression that the spider bite was on his dick.

It was on a hand
#119
you're going to let that stop you?? Hello just slam her in front of him while he just watches horrified
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#120
I see you took your time.

And is it that she actually has a boyfriend, or she is telling you that because she "doesn't want to hurt your feelings" (AKA doesn't want to feel like a bitch)?