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#41
We're wasting a year of the acrobatic diving prowess of Ryan Kesler.
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#42
Quote by sharpshootr55
We're wasting a year of the acrobatic diving prowess of Ryan Kesler.

No, it gives him time to train without hockey getting in the way. We screwed up by not having the lockout last year so he could train to compete in the London Olympics.
#43
Prediction: Steven Stamkos scores 65 goals next season

In the first game


Ending a dry streak is always a euphoric experience.
#46
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Either way, better than ending your dry streak by busting in a stripper.

I think we should be honest. Strippers don't have sex for money. We need a new word to adequately describe Ace's debauchery. Some sort of stripper/prostitute hybrid. We could get it in Merriam-Webster or some shit man.
Last edited by Thrashtastic15 at Sep 17, 2012,
#47
Everybody's got their price. Some people's are lower than others.

And then there's the kind of girl whose price is you showing up and saying "Hi".

Which brings us full circle back to Tyler Seguin's sister.
#50
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Everybody's got their price. Some people's are lower than others.

And then there's the kind of girl whose price is you showing up and saying "Hi".

Which brings us full circle back to Tyler Seguin's sister.

It isn't like Ace brought it up. The girl told her that she was giving him a discount on her regular price and would do more stuff with him. Although, at least she manages to make money out of being community property. Something that can't be said about Seguin's sister...
#51
Quote by RU Experienced?
Unlike Teemu




Thread title should be The Official Teemu Selanne thread
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#53
He is the only one left though.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#55
No it isn't.

And Avs top 6 in 03/04 was:

Forsberg, Sakic, Kariya, Selanne, Hejduk, Tanguay

Beauty. Except Forsberg and Kariya were injured for much of the season and Teemu had his worst year ever.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#58
Quote by Demon Wolf
No it isn't.

And Avs top 6 in 03/04 was:

Forsberg, Sakic, Kariya, Selanne, Hejduk, Tanguay

Beauty. Except Forsberg and Kariya were injured for much of the season and Teemu had his worst year ever.

I know what the Avs team was Swede. The paint job of my room is a testament for my love of Joe Sakic Avalanche.
#60
hey, at least bryzgalov has an entire year to perfect that pass to timmonen
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#61
Quote by TDS
hey, at least bryzgalov has an entire year to perfect that pass to timmonen



Kimmo will probably be dead in a year.


He's my favorite player on the Flyers, after G Money of course.


But really, the dude is 37.
#64
My prediction is that in revenge for all the years of mocking. Leafs sweep the league in the single largest scoring season ever. Just because it'd be funny as hell.
#65
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Salami is coo', but he's no Sakic, Foppa, Kariya, etc.

pssh selanne>kariya

Quote by Demon Wolf


Teemu had his worst year ever.

dem deteriorated knees




Last edited by MinterMan22 at Sep 17, 2012,
#67
So Minterman. Apparently, according to a random drunk chick on the internet, your heli-cockter move could actually conceivably work.
#71
if we get locked out, the leafs will have their best record in years
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#73
Quote by Thrashtastic15
So Minterman. Apparently, according to a random drunk chick on the internet, your heli-cockter move could actually conceivably work.

under what circumstances? dear lord i regret doing that
edit:
Quote by RU Experienced?
Under the circumstances where you're the one she lost her virginity to and she is for that reason cray attached to you.

guess i didn't even have to wait for an answer

dubs edit: just read that thread.. the ****?

editeditedit: francois allaire should come back to anaheim that would make me stop crying and get hard




Last edited by MinterMan22 at Sep 18, 2012,
#74
Quote by TDS
if we get locked out, the leafs will have their best record in years


Nice try, but .something is better than .000 numbnuts.

Finally stickying this thread.
#76
Yeah I played some at my dad's last week. Fun stuff.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#77
^^^holy shit i just had an indepth discussion about helicockters with someone that lasted almost an hour. i feel pretty validated now
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#78
Quote by daytripper75
RIP.

I didn't even know he had died.
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#79
Quote by TDS
if we get locked out, the leafs will have their best record in years



So they can expect to finish above 4th in their division for once?