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#41
occasionally i sit down to pee but that's when i know my ****ed up nozzle is gonna spray all over the place so i spare myself a mess

i've never pissed on my balls though.. lean forward a bit more or something




#42
TS has a small penis and just posted about it in the pit?
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#43
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TS has a small penis and just posted about it in the pit?

where have we seen this before?

hmm




#44
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TS has a small penis and just posted about it in the pit?

It fits my mouth nicely so STFU
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#45
No dude. Does anyone know that feel when your balls dip in the toilet that you just peed in (whilst shitting of course)?

It's the worst.
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#47
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I was taking a shit one time and when I started pissing the stream went right through the crack between the seat and the porcelain bowl and got all over my pants. Shit sucked, I was at home too though so that was fortunate.

I've done this too
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You pissed on your sack?

I thought the sack is what shrunk when you got cold, not the shaft. If that's the case then I've never experienced shrinkage.

I can't say I've ever pissed on my own sack. You must have a short shaft.

My sack does sometimes but often it's my shaft. I'm not necessarily the most packing person though either
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#48
It's okay: I have big balls so i do know this feel. You aren't alone, Snake. And you never will be.

#49
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My sack does sometimes but often it's my shaft. I'm not necessarily the most packing person though either

Sorry, I didn't mean to be so degrading

Whenever I am sitting and have to pee, I usually have to angle it down so I don't pee out of the toilet. I don't know if anyone else shares that trouble. It's annoying though.
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#50
wat

i dont know that feel bro
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#51
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Sorry, I didn't mean to be so degrading


It's koo
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#52
I don't get it, does it go inside you when you sit down?
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And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?

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#53
That happened once to me. I was shitting and the shit made me have to pee. I'm the ultimate grower not shower (it's a goddamn magic tric, I'm thinking of buying a specialty little hat to put on it or a wand or something), plus my balls are pretty large.
#54
I'm having a difficult time even imagining the logistics of how something like that could happen, so no, I don't know that feel...
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#57
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That happened once to me. I was shitting and the shit made me have to pee. I'm the ultimate grower not shower (it's a goddamn magic tric, I'm thinking of buying a specialty little hat to put on it or a wand or something), plus my balls are pretty large.

At long last I'm not alone ;_____;
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#58
How does that even happen?
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TFW when your pubic hair gets caught in your foreskin and the pain paralyses you.

That feel when this happens and your girlfriend's like "are you okay?" and you have to explain that you just got a pube stuck under your foreskin.
#59
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How does that even happen?

That feel when this happens and your girlfriend's like "are you okay?" and you have to explain that you just got a pube stuck under your foreskin.


Why don't you shave?

Then the only thing you have to explain is the post-sex pee stream that forks like bloody lightning all up the walls and shit.
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And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?

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Or don't. Yeah don't.
#60
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#62
Quote by Laird95
Why don't you shave?

Then the only thing you have to explain is the post-sex pee stream that forks like bloody lightning all up the walls and shit.

The only reason I would shave is if my girlfriend wanted me to. I've offered, and she's fine with it the way it is. There's no problem
#63
Fair dos, but shaven oral is best oral.
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What if the way their wieners were positioned they could only pee into each other's mouths?

And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?

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Or don't. Yeah don't.
#64
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To be fair, I was giving you shit. I figured you probably were either lazy or had to take a shit and piss at the same time.

But really, the only time that's happened to me is when I've taken a shit and piss at the same time. And it usually ends up on the toilet seat, not my balls.
#65
NO.
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#67
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lol at people with foreskins

ohgawd.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!
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#68
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lol at people with foreskins


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What if the way their wieners were positioned they could only pee into each other's mouths?

And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?

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#70
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lol at people with foreskins

You just insulted my penis - prepare for a duel!


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#71
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lol at people with foreskins

As a man without a foreskin, I lol at you for starting a shit storm...
#72
At least you didn't get it on your purse
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#73
Its official- the Pit now has Piss-balls and Poop-Balls.
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#74
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Why don't you shave?

lol gay
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#75
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lol at people with foreskins

See Due's sig
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#76
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lol gay


lol no bj for u
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What if the way their wieners were positioned they could only pee into each other's mouths?

And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?

PLAY
UG
MINECRAFT



Or don't. Yeah don't.
#79
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lol at people with foreskins

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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#80
^i think we need some female "input" about the subject.

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