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Getting caught wanking by your mum
44 27%
Having a dream where you have sex with your mum
45 27%
bro............................
76 46%
Voters: 165.
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#1
inb4 "one of these happened to TS last night and now he feels bad cos he is such an idiot"


cos that's not true


cos they both happened.
#3
the third one is definitely worse

EDIT: ooooooohhhh it's a poll

EDIT 2:

Nah they're both fine, I mean, If she caught you wanking then said 'need any help?'

That would be hot.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
ew.
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#6
Getting caught. At least you can make a dream lucid.
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#7
2nd one.

Because I never get caught and therefore it's not feasible that option 1 could ever happen.
#9
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT


"Having a dream where you have sex with your mum"

cos they both happened.


Was she any good?
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#11
You smoked a couple of joints, you're tired as phuck, go to sleep, wake up randomly at 2:30 am, turn to the side and this is sleeping next to you. What do you do?


#12
scream like a little girl.
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#13
I bet it gives great head^
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#14
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

cos they both happened.

Wow, is there something you need to tell us, KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT?
#16
I've never understood how people get caught wanking.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#17
Your mom catching you is worse...

Never had either happen, but I can shake off a dream. I couldn't shake off my aunt walking in while I gave the trash can a facial.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#18
Quote by Todd Hart
I've never understood how people get caught wanking.

seriously. the closest i've ever come (lol) to getting caught is when my mom knocks on the door and then tries to open it and the door's locked.
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#19
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Wow, is there something you need to tell us, KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT?

before the dream with my mum, I was having a dream with this really hot girl I know in, we got all the way to my house, up my stairs, to my room, took our clothes off, I split her legs apart and THEN I WOKE UP

and the dream with my mum went off unhinged


this is what I'm most upset about.



Also please call me Dhan I hate my username.
#20
Quote by Todd Hart
I've never understood how people get caught wanking.

This. Seriously.

Do you guys like fap in the kitchen or something?
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I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
#21
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
before the dream with my mum, I was having a dream with this really hot girl I know in, we got all the way to my house, up my stairs, to my room, took our clothes off, I split her legs apart and THEN I WOKE UP

and the dream with my mum went off unhinged


this is what I'm most upset about.



Also please call me Dhan I hate my username.



alright dhan,

Maybe tonight they'll combine and you'll have an awesome three-way dream?
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#22
I'm American and what the hell is a mum?
Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#23
ITT:



does anyone wanna ask what happened in the dream
Last edited by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT at Sep 25, 2012,
#24
Quote by McTodd
I'm American and what the hell is a mum?



It's this thing that makes the world revolve around americans and their lifestyle.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#25
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT



does anyone wanna ask what happened in the dream



I asked if she was good


What else happened then?
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
Last edited by Obsceneairwaves at Sep 25, 2012,
#26
I've never had a lock on my bedroom door.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Sep 25, 2012,
#27
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I asked if she was good


What else happened then?

Well she was upset so my gran told me to talk to her and we were in our old house and she was on the floor next to her bed and then we made up so she got in bed so we spooned and then I started grabbing her boobs and then asked her a question and the answers were A) One Direction B) Justin Beiber C) (Can't remember but it was another gay pop group) and B) was allocated to her fufu and A) & C) to her knees and I was like "I think the answers Justin Bieber can I go down and check?" (might use this line in the future) and she said "you dirty old man " and then I started eating her out.

Last edited by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT at Sep 25, 2012,
#28
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
Well she was upset so my gran told me to talk to her and we were in our old house and she was on the floor next to her bed and then we made up so she got in bed so we spooned and then I started grabbing her boobs and then asked her a question and the answers were A) One Direction B) Justin Beiber C) (Can't remember but it was another gay pop group) and C) was allocated to her fufu and A) & B) to her knees and I was like "I think the answers Justin Bieber can I go down and check?" (might use this line in the future) and she said "you dirty old man :P" and then I started eating her out.


pinga
#29
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
Well she was upset so my gran told me to talk to her and we were in our old house and she was on the floor next to her bed and then we made up so she got in bed so we spooned and then I started grabbing her boobs and then asked her a question and the answers were A) One Direction B) Justin Beiber C) (Can't remember but it was another gay pop group) and B) was allocated to her fufu and A) & C) to her knees and I was like "I think the answers Justin Bieber can I go down and check?" (might use this line in the future) and she said "you dirty old man :P" and then I started eating her out.



I hate it when that happens.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#30
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
Well she was upset so my gran told me to talk to her and we were in our old house and she was on the floor next to her bed and then we made up so she got in bed so we spooned and then I started grabbing her boobs and then asked her a question and the answers were A) One Direction B) Justin Beiber C) (Can't remember but it was another gay pop group) and B) was allocated to her fufu and A) & C) to her knees and I was like "I think the answers Justin Bieber can I go down and check?" (might use this line in the future) and she said "you dirty old man " and then I started eating her out.


#31
So basically, TS had a dream about banging his mum, and then cranked one out whilst thinking about it, when his mum walked in and caught the load in the face.
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#32
I think the only rational course of action from here is to actually have sex with your mum.


in all seriousness though, it's all good. unless you're some hippy fuck psychotherapist, dreams don't mean a thing. watch a crazy movie and forget it ever happened. or have sex with her, just sayin.
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#35
i once had a dream where i was a young girl having sex with an old man...
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#36
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i once had a dream where i was a young girl having sex with an old man...

when I was around 11 I had a dream I was having sex with Buu saga Trunks in the air (we rubbed wieners together)
#37
From Urban Dicitonary

Suicide Wank:

"When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room"
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#38
Walking in on your mom taking herself to pound town couldn't get it up for two weeks after that true story.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#39
Quote by losing battle
Walking in on your mom taking herself to pound town couldn't get it up for two weeks after that true story.


I feel like there's a lot of essential punctuation missing from this sentence.
#40
Quote by Portuguese_boy
You smoked a couple of joints, you're tired as phuck, go to sleep, wake up randomly at 2:30 am, turn to the side and this is sleeping next to you. What do you do?




What the hell is that?
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
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