#1


hey everybody



now listen

theres a candidate for this election or whatever
who represents everything the pit wants
and needs in a leader
the other candidates
are gonna try to drag him down in the mud
but he is gonna remain squeaky clean
no matter what
it's like he's an eel covered in
a thick transparent protective ooze
that renders him invulnerable to the filth
of conventional guitar message board politics
and on election day he will shed his gel-like crust
and stand proudly
as the sole fresh candidate
voting for any other candidate
is like putting your clean white sock
in the dirty clothes hamper
a waste



vote for due 07
#5
A vote for due is a vote for a guy? in funny looking pants.
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#6
Every time due posts, he shoots the power of a thousand facts at Pit dwellers.
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#7
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Every time due posts, he shoots the power of a thousand facts at Pit dwellers.

Every time Due posts Vladamir Putin kills a puppy.
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#8
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Doesn't he already have a thread?

I have my own thread. I'm allowed to have surrogates. Ain't no surrogate like a crazy depressed nihilistic surrogate!
#9
Another dead puppy.
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#10
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Every time Due posts Vladamir Putin kills a puppy.

base lies!!
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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#11
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base lies!!

You fool. That's the Kommie Death Grip he's using.
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