#1
People of UG.

You may me looking at me and thinking, 'I don't know this guy, who is he?!'

I've been within the mob that is, UG, for a long time now. I've done my stint as a 'popular user', and now I'm content to sit in the background and make sure everything runs smoothly.

But, if I'm elected (which I admit, is a small chance with some of the candidates are running), I will bring UG back to it's feet.

I remember when we didn't have terrible threads clogging up our precious pit.

I remember when adbots were an occasional annoyance, rather than a daily chore.

I remember when the wild pear roamed free amongst the plains.

And I've also done some funny shit in the past which has made tonnes of you laugh.

So, UG I compel you. A vote for Tanglewoodguit is not only a vote well spent, but a vote well earned.

#TANGLEFORPREZ2k12
#6
Quote by Telecaster7
Secrets about other candidates, access to lunch photos if that's what the public desires, and a knack for getting bad haircuts so the rest of the world doesn't have to.


I like your style kid.
#7
I remember you dude. Why should I cast my vote with you? Will you send us pictures of your mother?
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
#8
I'll vote for you if you send me pics of his ^ mother
Quote by lambofgod127
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#11
psshh, i have it under good authority that tanglewoodguit doesn't even OWN a tanglewood guitar.

vote whoomit, he actually cares.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#12
Quote by Harvey Swick
psshh, i have it under good authority that tanglewoodguit doesn't even OWN a tanglewood guitar.

vote whoomit, he actually cares.


I did, but alas I sold it for a far better one.
#17
I heard Tangle has a fetish for tubby ginger boys and has tonnes of pictures of one stored on his hard drive.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#18
Quote by Novacane...
Sorry. Whoomit's really hawt so he gets my vote.

This.


He's much better looking than Tanglewood, that's for sure.
#21
Tangle's a wanker, don't vote for him.
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