Tanglewoodguit
Davostated
Join date: Feb 2006
2,658 IQ
#1
People of UG.

You may me looking at me and thinking, 'I don't know this guy, who is he?!'

I've been within the mob that is, UG, for a long time now. I've done my stint as a 'popular user', and now I'm content to sit in the background and make sure everything runs smoothly.

But, if I'm elected (which I admit, is a small chance with some of the candidates are running), I will bring UG back to it's feet.

I remember when we didn't have terrible threads clogging up our precious pit.

I remember when adbots were an occasional annoyance, rather than a daily chore.

I remember when the wild pear roamed free amongst the plains.

And I've also done some funny shit in the past which has made tonnes of you laugh.

So, UG I compel you. A vote for Tanglewoodguit is not only a vote well spent, but a vote well earned.

#TANGLEFORPREZ2k12
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Tanglewoodguit
Davostated
Join date: Feb 2006
2,658 IQ
#3
What would you bring to my cabinet? I'm all for campaigners but I'm not in for a cheap vote.
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Tanglewoodguit
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Join date: Feb 2006
2,658 IQ
#6
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Secrets about other candidates, access to lunch photos if that's what the public desires, and a knack for getting bad haircuts so the rest of the world doesn't have to.


I like your style kid.
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Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
898 IQ
#7
I remember you dude. Why should I cast my vote with you? Will you send us pictures of your mother?
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slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
396 IQ
#8
I'll vote for you if you send me pics of his ^ mother
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Harvey Swick
Naive American
Join date: Jun 2011
1,260 IQ
#11
psshh, i have it under good authority that tanglewoodguit doesn't even OWN a tanglewood guitar.

vote whoomit, he actually cares.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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Tanglewoodguit
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Join date: Feb 2006
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#12
Quote by Harvey Swick
psshh, i have it under good authority that tanglewoodguit doesn't even OWN a tanglewood guitar.

vote whoomit, he actually cares.


I did, but alas I sold it for a far better one.
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padgea7x
I'll wank you, you dick.
Join date: Jun 2008
1,091 IQ
#17
I heard Tangle has a fetish for tubby ginger boys and has tonnes of pictures of one stored on his hard drive.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,710 IQ
#18
Quote by Novacane...
Sorry. Whoomit's really hawt so he gets my vote.

This.


He's much better looking than Tanglewood, that's for sure.
Tanglewoodguit
Davostated
Join date: Feb 2006
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#19
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you bring shame to the haxball thread, shame i tell you, shame


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I'MA MAKE YOU HURT
Join date: Aug 2008
452 IQ
#21
Tangle's a wanker, don't vote for him.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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Tanglewoodguit
Davostated
Join date: Feb 2006
2,658 IQ
#22
Quote by Thrashtastic15
But, at least you aren't ginger. You'll always have that going for you.


true
hey Jon want to be my running mate?

I'll let you beat me at haxball
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