"Have you ever played your guitar with so much emotion that women literally cried?"

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Tom Hess really is the worst person on the planet. I'd rather go out for drinks with a rapist. At least he wouldn't try and sell me shit, he'd just rape me and get it over. I'll then proceed to go home, and my mum and I would have a conversation.

"Hi, what happened to you? you look raped?", said Mum.
"Yeah, that because I was. But it was ok, it had nothing to do with Tom Hess and his bullshit", I replied.
"Well ok then", she said, before turning away.
My anus wept.
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