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54 43%
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#41
Quote by daytripper75
I don't like any of the candidates, so no.


I already am planning to stage a coup.


Then you better succeed in killing every member of the Whoomit party in this coup, because if you fail we will come back with a thirst for blood.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#43
Quote by beefcake122
What's the election even for, and what's that gif from?

From what I can tell, the winner puts "UG President" as their user title until they don't feel like it anymore. Also, nothing bad happens if you put UG President as your user title right now, so really it's kind of a free for all anyway.
#44
All I know is that if Due wins and gets assassinated, then I'm president
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#47
Quote by gabcd86
Can't really be arsed, looking forward to the front page being clear of all the threads.

Yeah, I can't wait for the front page to be an unchanging wall of "only" threads again.
#51
Quote by falcon1439
How do you vote?

You wait till polling day.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#52
I'm going to vote for Seenejy.

That's how much I find these kind of things stupid.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#53
Seeney isn't a candidate.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#54
Quote by Telecaster7
I thought it was all some kind of joke. What do they 'win' anyway?


This exactly. I've been seeing these campaign threads and I was like "the fuck"
I have no sig
#56
Quote by Mr Winters
This exactly. I've been seeing these campaign threads and I was like "the fuck"


It's been done every year and they don't win anything at all.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#57
Quote by Hydra150
Seeney isn't a candidate.


Exactly.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#58
no, i find elections are simply an underhanded tool used by the ruling elite to fool the proletariat of the Pit into thinking they have influence. In the end, whether the winner be Jackal or Slacker, the result is the same.

/Zoot
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#59
Quote by TOMMYB22
no, i find elections are simply an underhanded tool used by the ruling elite to fool the proletariat of the Pit into thinking they have influence. In the end, whether the winner be Jackal or Slacker, the result is the same.

/Zoot


This is ultra-left posturing, although a vote for Slacker might not be a vote for revolution, he is the lesser of many evils, and will bring the Pit in a more progressive direction and create a better climate of discussion to argue for the necessity of the dictatorship of the UG proletariat. Your abstract sloganeering will only lead to political irrelevancy and isolation from the people, whereas the goal should be a mass party which can make a real difference.


...alright, I'll take my coat gain.
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#60
Quote by TOMMYB22
no, i find elections are simply an underhanded tool used by the ruling elite to fool the proletariat of the Pit into thinking they have influence. In the end, whether the winner be Jackal or Slacker, the result is the same.

/Zoot




He's right. It's a two-party system!
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#61
Quote by Hydra150
Seeney isn't a candidate.


How is this possible? Seeney being a candidate might be the only way I care about this.
#62
Quote by Child In Time
No, and all the threads are really annoying me.

This.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#64
Quote by Stugg334
I like to think I'm growing out of UG as I become older and more busy. Not voting is part of my transition to escaping the Pit, Batman style-ee.

oppan batman style

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#65
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#67
No, because it was terribly done this year and I do not support any of the choices.
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#70
Quote by daytripper75
I don't like any of the candidates, so no.


I already am planning to stage a coup.

I suggest we do this.
#71
The only candidate I would vote for is Steve Holt!

And that's illegal

Edit: Look I even would have had campaign posters!

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Better than my plan, look at those perfect little dick suckin' lips!
Kid's a natural I tell yah!Orange Rockerverb 50 MKII
Marshall JCM 900 SL-X
Gibson Les Paul Studio Faded
Fender Mexican Standard Telecaster
Hey I built a guitar
Last edited by Steve Holt at Sep 28, 2012,
#73
UG election is worse than UG plus
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#74
All the candidates are the same. I'm beginning to think that they're put there by the higher ups to fool the people into thinking an active democracy exists.

Oh wait...
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#75
Quote by Nelsean
All the candidates are the same. I'm beginning to think that they're put there by the higher ups to fool the people into thinking an active democracy exists.

I think you accidentally opened the wrong thread.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#76
Quote by WCPhils
All I know is that if Due wins and gets assassinated, then I'm president

And being the youngest UG prez in history with a moral aversion to bodyguards, that's very likely!
#77
I plan to volunteer for any and all campaigns opposing Due.

Why?


Because fuckyoudue.gif
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#78
Maybe, if the bribe is good.
not going viral


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