lolmnt
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Join date: Sep 2006
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#2
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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ne14t
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Join date: Mar 2011
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#5
Pffffft its only a handgun, they are more concerned with large bottles of hand sanitizer, small nail clippers and the one thing you really don't want to try and smuggle is a Kinder Egg that shit will get you life in gitmo.
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darkstar2466
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Join date: Mar 2007
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#6
Too busy groping people to notice this kinda stuff.
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Jackal58
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Join date: Mar 2007
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#7
TSA is a fucking joke and a waste of money.
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#8
Quote by Jackal58
TSA is a fucking joke and a waste of money.

+1
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darkstar2466
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#9
Quote by Jackal58
TSA is a fucking joke and a waste of money.

Say that in the airport to one of those goons and see how long it takes to board your flight.

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ne14t
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#10
Quote by darkstar2466
Say that in the airport to one of those goons and see how long it takes to board your flight.




screw the boarding, they are going to get someone to put there hand up your butt and they are going to find the person with the fattest fingers!
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Pagan_Poetry
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Join date: Apr 2009
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#11
Quote by ne14t
screw the boarding, they are going to get someone to put there hand up your butt and they are going to find the person with the fattest fingers!


Oh no! Not Victor Wooten!
Jackal58
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#12
Quote by darkstar2466
Say that in the airport to one of those goons and see how long it takes to board your flight.


I work on an airport. They're well aware I think they're a joke and a waste of money. I get to tell them daily.
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Jackal58
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#14
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Don't surprise me. Most were minimum wage buffoons before 9-11.

I tell 'em that too.
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crazysam23_Atax
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#15
Quote by darkstar2466
Say that in the airport to one of those goons and see how long it takes to board your flight.


I used to work in an airport. I was a ramp agent. Basically, I guided planes in and out of the ramp-way and loaded and unloaded the passenger's bags. Anyway, we barely tolerated the TSA goons. And they knew it.
CoreysMonster
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Join date: Apr 2005
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#16
But a separate poll reported that 54 percent of Americans (fliers and non-fliers) think the TSA is doing an excellent or good job of handling security screenings at airports.

So 54% of Americans are idiots. This isn't news.
Jackal58
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#17
Quote by CoreysMonster
So 54% of Americans are idiots. This isn't news.

I don't buy that at all. Way to low.
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lolmnt
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Join date: Sep 2006
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#18
Quote by Jackal58
I don't buy that at all. Way to low.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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entity0009
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Join date: Nov 2008
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#20
I remember on a flight back from the US one of the TSA dudes got disproportionately pissed off at the fact that I hadn't taken some scraps of paper out of my pocket before going through security. This just confirms that they're a bunch of idiots.
Dirge Humani
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Join date: Sep 2006
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#21
Quote by entity0009
I remember on a flight back from the US one of the TSA dudes got disproportionately pissed off at the fact that I hadn't taken some scraps of paper out of my pocket before going through security. This just confirms that they're a bunch of idiots.

I had to take my flip flops off while going through the Xray, and then they got mad at me when they weren't heavy enough to turn the conveyor belt to get them back to me on.
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CoreysMonster
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#22
Every single airport security person I've seen in the USA has looked like they don't have anything higher than a poor high school education.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
Every single airport security person I've seen in the USA has looked like they don't have anything higher than a poor high school education.
That's because they rarely have anything higher than a poor high school education.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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#24
Lol, meanwhile my hands get tested for bomb juice because my pants are a little wet.
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RedDeath9
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Join date: Aug 2006
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#25
I've flown around the US a few times, and I can't say I've had a terrible experience with them, which is odd because I'm East Indian. However, I did get help up at security once for a long enough time that I missed my next flight, but then they just put me on the next one (or changed the connector that I had, I don't remember).
Jackal58
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#28
Quote by RedDeath9
I've flown around the US a few times, and I can't say I've had a terrible experience with them, which is odd because I'm East Indian. However, I did get help up at security once for a long enough time that I missed my next flight, but then they just put me on the next one (or changed the connector that I had, I don't remember).

Sounds like a terrible experience to me.
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crazysam23_Atax
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#29
Quote by CodeMonk
I know a guy that works for TSA (hes a truck driver).
Even he thinks those airport goons are morons.

That's because most of the airport goons should be working at McD's. Most of them barely even have the education to qualify for the TSA.
RedDeath9
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Join date: Aug 2006
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#30
Quote by Jackal58
Sounds like a terrible experience to me.


It was a tight connection, I must have been held up for about 15-20 minutes. Just missed it. I do remember being pissed (I've been "randomly chosen" for security checks several times while going through security, and it got me thinking about how fucked the situation has gotten). Maybe the reason I think I haven't had a terrible experience is because I expect that sort of treatment there I've never felt harassed or anything, or pissed at, like how some UGers felt.