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#1
lol jk i already lost it. But maybe you can get in the bid for this Brazilian chick's v-card.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/28/catarina-migliorini-brazilian-woman-auctions-virginity_n_1922579.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2209828/Brazilian-student-sells-virginity-build-homes-poor.html#ixzz27mDghtar

Talk about virgin air. A 20-year-old Brazilian woman is auctioning off her virginity for a one-time tryst on an airplane, reports say. To make the skies even friendlier, Catarina Migliorini says she'll donate some of the money to provide housing for poor families in her native Santa Catarina in southern Brazil. The Internet bidding reached $160,000 Friday afternoon. The auction ends Oct. 15.


She doesn't look so bad. Nothing worth more than $160k though, or even close to it. At least the money is going to a good place.

EDIT: Not sure why the link is faulty.
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#2
EDIT: nevermind, i got it


...i would, i guess
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Last edited by Primus2112 at Sep 28, 2012,
#3
Chick does realize the RAMifications of this right....
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#8
who would want to pay to have sex with a virgin? it's only going to be painful and awkward for her, and you'll have to buy new sheets after. Also, she will be a prostitute if she follows through.
#9
And, by the way, the actual sex won't be filmed. The documentary covers her life before and after the big moment. "This is not porn," she explained. "Otherwise I would die of shame."

Female logic.
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#11
tryst? lol

This is smart in a way... I mean that's a lot of damn money :| but what kind of person that rich would be THAT desperate to get some strange brazilian airplane pussy :|
#13
Bullshit. There is no way she is still a virgin.
Not sure what the culture is like down there but I doubt she is a virgin.

EDIT: Why on a plane of all places?

EDIT 2: Just checked the site where the auctions happen. The girl's starting bid was $72 and jumps quite a bit every bid. The guy started at $1000 and is now at $1300. Quite funny if you think about it.
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#14
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Catarina Migliorini, 20, is set to plough the money - currently standing at $155,000 (£95,400) - into a non-governmental organisation which will construct modern houses in her southern Brazilian home state of Santa Catarina.

oh lawd
#16
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I hope the winner has aids.

They're screening for that beforehand and wearing a condom is necessary.

Anyway, for 160 grand she can keep it. Plus it's probably going to be super awkward.
#17
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I hope the winner has aids.

I don't.

That would be terrible.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#18
I think it's funny that a dude is up for bid too like, who cares? At this rate, the entire Pit can auction themselves off.
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#19
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#21


lol nah



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#22
imagine if the dude busts too early.. that would suck




#23
Psh after I'm done with her she's gonna be paying ME money.

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#26
Prostitution for a good cause. That's all. If you sell sex for money, it's prostitution. There's no talking around that fact.
#27
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#30
Who would do this? Who HONESTLY wants to be known as that guy that paid several hundred thousand for world's lousiest hooker?
#31
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Who would do this? Who HONESTLY wants to be known as that guy that paid several hundred thousand for world's lousiest hooker?

World's lousiest? Or world's greatest innovator in the field of prostitution? Who else would have thought of this? This is some good business model.
#32
I don't get it, virgin sex sucks. You gotta go slow and the girl is in pain the whole time. How can that be enjoyable? Girl in pain the entire time, might even be crying. Sounds fun? It's not like it's any tighter than any other chick, either. Just more work to get it in. $160,000 can buy a ****ing house, a couple of cars, etc. Stupid people with money are REALLY stupid.


Also how is she not arrested for prostitution? That's exactly what this is.

EDIT: To guy above me, this has actually been done a few times on eBay before. She is not original.
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#33
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World's lousiest? Or world's greatest innovator in the field of prostitution? Who else would have thought of this? This is some good business model.

lousy because

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I don't get it, virgin sex sucks. You gotta go slow and the girl is in pain the whole time. How can that be enjoyable? Girl in pain the entire time, might even be crying. Sounds fun? It's not like it's any tighter than any other chick, either. Just more work to get it in. $160,000 can buy a ****ing house, a couple of cars, etc. Stupid people with money are REALLY stupid.


At least "real" hookers have years of experience and are trying to get people to come back to them.

...Not that I'd know, of course. >_>
#34
Quote by naedauuf
I don't get it, virgin sex sucks. You gotta go slow and the girl is in pain the whole time. How can that be enjoyable? Girl in pain the entire time, might even be crying. Sounds fun? It's not like it's any tighter than any other chick, either. Just more work to get it in. $160,000 can buy a ****ing house, a couple of cars, etc. Stupid people with money are REALLY stupid.


Also how is she not arrested for prostitution? That's exactly what this is.

EDIT: To guy above me, this has actually been done a few times on eBay before. She is not original.

A house for $160,000? That's awfully cheap.
#35
I hope she's worth it. Hey does anyone wanna pay me 160 k to take my virginity?
#37
So she's like a geisha but without the fancy artistic side
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