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#41
Quote by Thrashtastic15
A house for $160,000? That's awfully cheap.

lol poor people
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#42
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Who the fuck built that shit that way

The people who live there.

Basically, when slavery ended lots of black people in Brazil moved from the countryside to the cities and didn't have anywhere to stay, and the government certainly didn't care where they stayed, so they constructed their own shacks on hills overlooking the cities. As generations passed they expanded in a completely ad hoc manner with no oversight or regulation because the government still didn't care, setting up their own water and electrical systems and everything. And that's where favelas come from.
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#43
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A house for $160,000? That's awfully cheap.

In my area you can find a pretty darn decent house for less than that. Depends on where you live.

EDIT: I see you're from Toronto. That's why you think it's cheap. I live in Welland (couple hours from Toronto). In a big city, yea it's not much for a house. In a small town you can find an amazing house for that. Toronto is an over priced shithole (no offense intended to you, just the horrible city).
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#44
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In my area you can find a pretty darn decent house for less than that. Depends on where you live.

You live in southern Ontario. No you can't. Source: I grew up in a "pretty darn decent" house in southern Ontario.
#45
I live in a pretty darn decent house in southern Ontario. They're easy to find. Have you ever bought a house, you know the market well, huh?
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#47
Read my other post, my edit.
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#48
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I live in a pretty darn decent house in southern Ontario. They're easy to find. Have you ever bought a house, you know the market well, huh?

Show me a decent house, in a decent neighbourhood, for 160 grand. Calling BS.

edit: I'm from Burlington, and I grew up in a very modest house in a good neighbourhood. Our neighbours just recently sold their house for ~$500,000 IIRC. Can't think of very many houses I've even heard of selling for $160,000 and I'm from the suburbs.
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#49
Quote by ErikLensherr
The people who live there.

Basically, when slavery ended lots of black people in Brazil moved from the countryside to the cities and didn't have anywhere to stay, and the government certainly didn't care where they stayed, so they constructed their own shacks on hills overlooking the cities. As generations passed they expanded in a completely ad hoc manner with no oversight or regulation because the government still didn't care, setting up their own water and electrical systems and everything. And that's where favelas come from.

That was very informative, thank you.
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#50
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Show me a decent house, in a decent neighbourhood, for 160 grand. Calling BS.

edit: I'm from Burlington, and I grew up in a very modest house in a good neighbourhood. Our neighbours just recently sold their house for $500,000.

I live in a two story house, central air, just renovated, 3 car garage, in ground swimming pool, about 1.5-2 acres (it's in the city, so not that big) and I (yes I, not my parents) pay $130,000 to live here. It's in the upper class area of my city. My city is a huge shithole, so that's not saying much, but this is where the upper class live. Grocery store down the street. Tim Hortons too.

You just have to take buying a house very very slow, wait and be patient and you can pretty much always find a great house.

Burlington is a richer city, I think. I don't think you've been to Welland. It's similar to Niagara Falls (where I also used to live) as a shithole, except Welland is worse. Like I said man, it depends where you live. I can go to Fort Erie and buy a $500,000 house too, or I could go to Owen Sound and buy a 10 acre house for $150,000.

Location, location, location.


EDIT: That's the issue - you're from the suburbs, dude. Expensive to live there.
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#53
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I live in a two story house, central air, just renovated, 3 car garage, in ground swimming pool, about 1.5-2 acres (it's in the city, so not that big) and I (yes I, not my parents) pay $130,000 to live here. It's in the upper class area of my city. My city is a huge shithole, so that's not saying much, but this is where the upper class live. Grocery store down the street. Tim Hortons too.

well, i didnt realise the difference between your area and mine was that great. I was thinking of the house prices I know even in like Grimsby and I figured they were more, granted idk much about housing which i suppose comes through. thats just like, damn cheap tho. im surprised haha. i mean thats like what my dad makes in a year jeez props to your parents from the sounds of it i guess

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Burlington is a richer city, I think. I don't think you've been to Welland. It's similar to Niagara Falls (where I also used to live) as a shithole, except Welland is worse. Like I said man, it depends where you live. I can go to Fort Erie and buy a $500,000 house too, or I could go to Owen Sound and buy a 10 acre house for $150,000.

Location, location, location.

ya burlington is essentially oakville part II, but i didnt think the difference was that great. because even like grimsby, brampton, sauga, like any city i think of i am unaware of houses that cheap. who knew welland had such cheap housing

location is defs big tho thats why the rents house is worth so much apparently
#54
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Have fun spending more than a half hour getting downtown.

Yea I honestly don't understand why someone would want to live in the city
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#55
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Have fun spending more than a half hour getting downtown.

46 minutes to get to union on the dot! sometimes faster if they get those express trains where they skip stops

protip from the suburbs gotta haul ass to the 2nd floor go train thingiemabobber and get the one seat right beside where the stairs to the 3rd little seating floor is. you get like a 2 seat lane and a 3rd horizontal seat so when its busy you can put your feet up and nobody bitches cuz nobody wants the other spots and nobody sits beside you. file that away you may be thanking thrashtastic with your feet up one day and no obese coughing ppl beside you trying to make smalltalk w/ ya when you are trying to read or do stuff on your phone

^ for young'uns like us its all the hustle n bustle. nightlife and all that jazz. torontos pretty safe for a big city, lots to do. the suburbs are nice, but they get pretty boring. its for when you're older and want to settle down and start a family w/ the wife and all that stuff.
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#56
Quote by naedauuf

Also how is she not arrested for prostitution? That's exactly what this is.


Haven't you ever seen "escort" ads in the newspaper?

I've never been on craiglist (thought I probably should, you can really save a lot of money that you don't need to waste), but I've heard that there's a popular demand for one night stand partners, particularly for threesomes like for couples that want to try out something now. I've heard that the most popular are giant black bodybuilders

lulz

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protip from the suburbs gotta haul ass to the 2nd floor go train thingiemabobber and get the one seat right beside where the stairs to the 3rd little seating floor is. you get like a 2 seat lane and a 3rd horizontal seat so when its busy you can put your feet up and nobody bitches cuz nobody wants the other spots and nobody sits beside you. file that away you may be thanking thrashtastic with your feet up one day and no obese coughing ppl beside you trying to make smalltalk w/ ya when you are trying to read or do stuff on your phone


I could barely read this, but you guys have three story trains in toronto? wurt
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#57
I always sit on the isle side of a three seater and never look up at people coming on and have headphones in. Nobody ever bothers me.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#59
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well, i didnt realise the difference between your area and mine was that great. I was thinking of the house prices I know even in like Grimsby and I figured they were more, granted idk much about housing which i suppose comes through. thats just like, damn cheap tho. im surprised haha. i mean thats like what my dad makes in a year jeez props to your parents from the sounds of it i guess


ya burlington is essentially oakville part II, but i didnt think the difference was that great. because even like grimsby, brampton, sauga, like any city i think of i am unaware of houses that cheap. who knew welland had such cheap housing

location is defs big tho thats why the rents house is worth so much apparently

Like I said, though, you got to live in a crappy city if you want a cheap house. Oakville, Grimsby, Burlington are not particularily rich cities (like middle-upper class), but look at houses in Welland, Niagara Falls, St Catherines, Hamilton even. All poor as shit shithole towns, and as a result all the living is cheap too.

Hell, I've seen entire houses (granted, they're small properties, and small houses) go for $50,000 here.
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#60
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I always sit on the isle side of a three seater and never look up at people coming on and have headphones in. Nobody ever bothers me.

there are only one of those a cab (idk the official word for a train section thing so im gonna go w/ cab and hope in right). i literally edge ahead to get to the door and ****in elbow, push, and act like an ass saying sorry the entire time desperately trying to get to that seat. i need some sort of semblance of leg room. it isnt much but its better than a normal seat when someone is directly across.

^Oakville and Burlington are pretty rich to be fair. Oakville's real wealthy. Burlington certainly has pockets (I went to school w/ all the Lakeshore kids, you can just tell from Lakeshore that they're gonna have money). But my area of Burlington is like the ideal suburb so I suppose that's why even the shitty houses are expensive. Like, I did a bit of googling and it's ridiculous how much some of these houses sell for.

I mean, just look at this! I mean, how the hell

Like, I knew houses were more, I didn't realise they were that much more.
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#61
Quote by piratemetalhead
Haven't you ever seen "escort" ads in the newspaper?

I've never been on craiglist (thought I probably should, you can really save a lot of money that you don't need to waste), but I've heard that there's a popular demand for one night stand partners, particularly for threesomes like for couples that want to try out something now. I've heard that the most popular are giant black bodybuilders

lulz


I could barely read this, but you guys have three story trains in toronto? wurt

Yea, but she doesn't even label it as an "escort" or "date" or anything. It's a straight up "pay me money to **** me" deal.
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#62
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Yea I honestly don't understand why someone would want to live in the city

Like Thrash said, being young and all you want to be near the entertainment districts and all that. Thursday nights are good for getting drunk at the bar and making an ass of yourself in front of the women.
Not that I come off as an ass. >_>
It also costs quite a bit to travel there and back if you're a student. Subways tend to close around 2.
#63
I don't know some peoples virginity is worth millions and i can't give mine away.
#64
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#67
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I would only **** her if the highest bidding guy paid me to.

Are you a homosexual?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#68
Quote by Hydra150
Are you a homosexual?


No, I wouldn't pay a girl $160,000 to have sex, but if someone else did and paid me, that would be coo.
#69
Quote by WannaFuqMeow
No, I wouldn't pay a girl $160,000 to have sex, but if someone else did and paid me, that would be coo.

What if no money was involved in this transaction of bodily fluids?

You seemed to say that you would only **** her if you were being paid to.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#70
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What if no money was involved in this transaction of bodily fluids?

You seemed to say that you would only **** her if you were being paid to.


Seems coo, then.
#72
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Seems coo, then.

You seem coo.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#73
Maybe because it's an auction it surpasses international prostitution laws? Have you ever taken a chicks V-card? It's nothing special for a number of reasons besides they've got no experience, so I'd try to avoid doing that. The sad thing is either the winner will be some rich old borderline sexual predator or ironically a 38 year virgin that is a level 3000 Grand Sorcerer in Dungeons and Dragons.
#74
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That's just smart prostitution.


This.

Kinda reminds me of that story about the guy who asks a woman "Would you be willing to have sex with me for £1 million? " to which she answers "Yes, of course."
Then he asks if she''s willing to have sex with him for just £1:50, to which she answers, "Of course not, what do you think I am?"..... to which he replies "We've already ascertained what you are, now we're just haggling over the price."
#75
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This.

Kinda reminds me of that story about the guy who asks a woman "Would you be willing to have sex with me for £1 million? " to which she answers "Yes, of course."
Then he asks if she''s willing to have sex with him for just £1:50, to which she answers, "Of course not, what do you think I am?"..... to which he replies "We've already ascertained what you are, now we're just haggling over the price."





I personally would never pay money to have sex, especially not $160,000.

I kinda pity the guy that'll win the auction, he must be a sad man.
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#76
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This.

Kinda reminds me of that story about the guy who asks a woman "Would you be willing to have sex with me for £1 million? " to which she answers "Yes, of course."
Then he asks if she''s willing to have sex with him for just £1:50, to which she answers, "Of course not, what do you think I am?"..... to which he replies "We've already ascertained what you are, now we're just haggling over the price."

Damn it old man, you screwed up the joke. It's supposed to be "What kind of girl do you think I am?"
#77
16.4 is the average age to lose your virginity in the US? That's surprisingly young, I think.
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#78
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16.4 is the average age to lose your virginity in the US? That's surprisingly young, I think.


There was a time when losing your virginity at 19 was surprisingly young.

Today kids have sex in ages of 12 - 14. That is surprisingly young.
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#79
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This.

Kinda reminds me of that story about the guy who asks a woman "Would you be willing to have sex with me for £1 million? " to which she answers "Yes, of course."
Then he asks if she''s willing to have sex with him for just £1:50, to which she answers, "Of course not, what do you think I am?"..... to which he replies "We've already ascertained what you are, now we're just haggling over the price."

Good one
#80
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Damn it old man, you screwed up the joke. It's supposed to be "What kind of girl do you think I am?"


Only if your the 'kind of girl' who gets all bent out of shape over someone using a slightly different script to tell a gag you're familiar with.