Poll: Who do you want to be your president?
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View poll results: Who do you want to be your president?
Ichikurosaki. - The Desuuuuuuu party
20 6%
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party
52 17%
Tanglewoodguit - The oddly Handsome Party
14 5%
Whoomit - The confused party
61 20%
Blake 1221 - The sarcasm party
38 12%
The Hypnotoad - the All glory to the hypnotoad party
16 5%
makinlattes - The Coffee and tampons party
39 13%
slapsymcdougal - The possibly Scottish party
8 3%
Jackal58 - The Early Bird special party
28 9%
Due 07 - The socialist Liberal Obama Nazi party
32 10%
Voters: 308.
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#81
whoomit 2012
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#85
That girl looks just like a girl I know IRL, but with different hair. That girl looks very unhealthy, way to skinny. She's probably anorexic or bulimic or something. And you support that? What, do you want her to starve to death? Malnourishment also causes things like tooth and gum loss, premature hair loss, and all kinds of terrible things.

MakinLattes cares about hot girls' health. Ponypenis.png does not.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#86
i for one am not an advocate of mudslinging but i still agree with theogonia, horsedick.MPEG. you could have found a better pic, that girl looks like her face is made of plastic
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#87
I was going to vote for Lattes but I inexplicably and unregrettably voted for The Hypnotoad.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
#88
Quote by Harvey Swick
i for one am not an advocate of mudslinging but i still agree with theogonia, horsedick.MPEG. you could have found a better pic, that girl looks like her face is made of plastic


I was digging through FB
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#90
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Wait one f*cking minute... I'm sure I had my staff amend the law making me sole ruler for life.

Lazy shits.


Every president passes that law, but i never listen.
#92
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Well f*ck that. I'm going to clog the only toilet in the Presidential suite with my poop as a leaving present.


No deposit returned to you then.
#93
Quote by Draken
No deposit returned to you then.

That doesn't bother him; he's going to give another deposit, anyway.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#94
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Well f*ck that. I'm going to clog the only toilet in the Presidential suite with my poop as a leaving present.

Did you find that turd under the bed I left for you?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#96
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Next to the (obviously used) blowup doll of Hilary Clinton?

The doll was Yakult's.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#98
Quote by Jackal58
The doll was Yakult's.

But that wasn't Yakult leaking out of the orifices.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#99
Vote for DUE!

Also it feels really weird to be voting for due. Like I felt like vomiting.
If you're into that kinda shit VOTE DUE!!! YEAH!!
#102
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
That's because Whoomit actually cares!


It's really because I didn't vote for myself
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#106
Quote by sam b
Whoomit




WHOOMIT 2012
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#107
Quote by sam b
Whoomit


Hey, you're unbanned
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#109
Quote by Harvey Swick


WHOOMIT 2012



Quote by adamgur96
Hey, you're unbanned

That I am

Quote by SlackerBabbath
Vote for Whoomit, we need something to keep him occupied.


Let's be honest.. the "president" does shit all
#110
Quote by sam b

Let's be honest.. the "president" does shit all

True, but Whoomit would be kept occupied enough just finding out that the president does shit all.
#114
Why vote for someone other than Lattes when you could Make Lattes?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#115
I will vote for whoever will get porn legalized on this site.
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#116
throwing my support behind Blake, on the condition that im a part of his cabinet upon winning
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#117
On realising that Jackal's policy is Beer AND Boobs, rather than Beer NOT Boobs, I extremely regret not voting for jackal.
#118
Round 1 is over. The 4 candidates going through are:
Whoomit - The confused party
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party
makinlattes - The Coffee and tampons party
Blake 1221 - The sarcasm party


The other 6 will be taken out and shot.
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