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#1
My parents get back from Scotland in about 2 hours and 15 minutes.

What should I do in that time?

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#2
your homework
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#3
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#4
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your homework

Already done, like a good boy.

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Already done, like a good boy.
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#5
Sit there and wish you had come to Scotland.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
I've been many times, I love it there. I couldn't take a holiday from sixth form this early in the year, apparently
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#8
F*ck dem bitties Fornicate with classy women
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Jesus died for their sins. It would be a waste if they just didn't sin it up. If you ask me, it's almost unchristian if you DON'T eat the kiddies.
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Hahaha you short fuck
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#9
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Where in Scotland were they? They're probably dead.

Near Aberdeen. I forget the name of the town.
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#11
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They're not dead, my dad texted me.

At least, I think it's him...
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#12
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They're not dead, my dad texted me.

At least, I think it's him...

Nah, the probability of them being dead is directly proportional to their proximity to Glasgow, and the probability of them brining back a box of shortbread is directly proportional to their distance from Glasgow.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
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Nah, the probability of them being dead is directly proportional to their proximity to Glasgow, and the probability of them brining back a box of shortbread is directly proportional to their distance from Glasgow.

Well, chances are they're alive then. Good.
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#14
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Well, chances are they're alive then. Good.

And with shortbread
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#16
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And with shortbread

I fucking love shortbreak

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Dye your hair ginger and learn bagpipes

brb, doing.
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#20
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Eating shortbread right now.

Fuck you

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Don't forget the Irn Bru

brb, getting Irn Bru.

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come to my house party on Sat

Already going to one
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#21
Get on a plane to Scotland.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
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you could probably fap again by now

Good point.
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#26
run around the house naked.
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#27
Cut your wrists. Your parents should come home in time to find you.
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
#30
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How long does it take to kill you if you cut to the appropriate depth? Would it be easier to do if you were drunk?

IDK. Try it out and report back.
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#32
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IDK. Try it out and report back.

Catch 22. I won't do it unless I know how long it would take, and whether it was as difficult to do while drunk, but in order to know, I have to do it. Also, I would be dead.

What if I did it at my computer, and I set a timer, and I set it up so that when I press enter, it tells you how long it took?
#33
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Catch 22. I won't do it unless I know how long it would take, and whether it was as difficult to do while drunk, but in order to know, I have to do it. Also, I would be dead.

What if I did it at my computer, and I set a timer, and I set it up so that when I press enter, it tells you how long it took?

Have paramedics standing by. As soon as you technically die they can revive you
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#35
Anything that you wouldn't be allowed to do if your parents were there? Maybe listen to music really loud or something.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#36
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But then I wouldn't be able to try again, because they'd lock me away.

they'd let you out as soon as they realise you're not suicidal and then you can try again
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#38
I'd like to go to Scotland one day for a few days. Anywhere nice to go?
R.I.P Jon Lord, Rory Gallagher and Jimi!
#39
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But they know that I am.

no, you did it by accident
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#40
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I'd like to go to Scotland one day for a few days. Anywhere nice to go?

No.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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