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#41
Quote by stef123
I'd like to go to Scotland one day for a few days. Anywhere nice to go?

Aboyne >.> nah, go to the Highlands, lots of nice hills/forests/tigers
#42
Quote by Burgery
no, you did it by accident

Me: "Oh no, it was by accident."

Hospital staff: "So you mean to tell me, that despite everything it says in our file here, you accidentally got ridiculously intoxicated and cut your wrists deep enough to kill yourself?"

Me: "Yes."

Hospital staff: "Of course, if that's what you say, then it's the truth."

And while they're saying that, one of them's busy sneaking behind me to drug me so that they can throw me in the looney bin without me putting up a fight.
#50
Quote by reidhasguitar
Oh man, that would be an embarrassing failed suicide attempt.


That's why practice makes perfect.

#51
Quote by FenderBender72
That's why practice makes perfect.

But imagine, you're thinking, "Hey, if I'm going to die, I might as well get off on it," so you tie it up so that it strangles you while you jerk off, and then your parents find you, but you're not dead yet, so you have to live with the fact that you masturbated while hanging yourself, and your parents caught you.
#52
Quote by reidhasguitar
But imagine, you're thinking, "Hey, if I'm going to die, I might as well get off on it," so you tie it up so that it strangles you while you jerk off, and then your parents find you, but you're not dead yet, so you have to live with the fact that you masturbated while hanging yourself, and your parents caught you.


Yeah that would suck

#54
Quote by reidhasguitar
You know what else sucks? How ****ing hard it is to find cyanide.


Drink plenty of cheese; ask your Father...

#56
Quote by reidhasguitar
What?


And let the Mona Lisa show you that it's okay to be different. Potato otatoP

#58
Quote by reidhasguitar
You on drugs?


The hardhat sees no evil, only french linguists in pork fat swimsuits.

#60
Quote by reidhasguitar
Look, if you're uncomfortable talking about suicide, you could just say so...


You can find that on smokey mountain

#62
Quote by reidhasguitar
I'm going to leave this thread now.


When you get there, send Yugoslavia... It's where you are

#64
Quote by BurningStarlV
Fake an auto-erotic asphyxiation session gone wrong scenario for them to come home to.


And record it and send it to Tosh.O

#65
fenerbender72 is pwning this thread
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#66
You're from North Kilt-Town! No way i'm from North Kilt-Town!
You know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old.
#67
Quote by Burgery
fenerbender72 is pwning this thread


For the record, a tape measure is worth a thousand words

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