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#1
Surprised there's not a thread on this. Basically, ITV are airing a documentary on Wednesday in which a few women are going to say Jimmy Saville, the legendary entertainer/TV presenter, sexually assaulted and raped them when they were still in school.

It could have pretty big ramifications if this all turns out to be true (which I expect fully will happen), especially if a big BBC cover up is exposed (again, I fully expect that too). It looks like it was basically an open secret at the beeb, and they've gone to quite extensive efforts to cover it up, such as cancelling finished programs that would've shown him as a paedo.

Something else that seems to confirm the cover up is this transcript from Have I Got News For You when Jimmy Saville appeared as Paul Merton's team mate. Whilst some of it would've been a joke, Merton seems pretty mad at Saville and the floor manager seemed pretty anxious for them to stop. These sections never saw the light of day.

HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago...
SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years.
MERTON: And ****ed twelve year olds. (Audience laugh)
DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me.
MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your show, wasn't it?
(Audience laugh)
SAVILLE: No, they never did want me.
HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley?
SAVILLE: She was an exception.
DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley?
SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is...
HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she?


MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me.
SAVILLE: A pus-filled ****, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh)
MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take)
DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul?
MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant to say.
(Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who ****s minors.
(Audience unrest)


Full transcript: http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

Yeah.

TL;DR: Guy who people thought was probably a paedophile seems to indeed be a paedo.
#2
Yeah, I can definitely see this being true. He is a complete freak.
Anyone who doesn't know who he is, look at this picture.
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#4
Jimmy wouldn't do it, I don't believe it.
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#6
Whaaaa?


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#7
The only bad thing about Jimmy Saville was his shell suits made him look like a scouser.
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#13
Merton always goes mental when he has cunty team-mates. Did you see what he did to Kilroy-Silk?


Yeah never has Kilroy been more appropriately treated on television.
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#14
I can't believe people are surprised by this, he reeks of child paedophilia, just look at him.
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#15
Merton is normally cordial even to people he doesn't like when they're on his team, but if they come back on the show on Ian's team he let's loose.

The best one was both Ian and Paul having a go at Angus Deayton after his many scandals.
#16
Jim properly fixed 'er...

I was rather hesitant about this story because I assumed that it was one of those things that always happens after someone dies and can't defend themselves. He's been dead for a good while, why would that woman only come out and say it now?

But after reading the conversation I could totally see it being true.
#17
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I can't believe people are surprised by this, he reeks of child paedophilia, just look at him.

Child paedophilia?


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#19
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Child paedophilia?




I meant child molesterer, shut up
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#20
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Child paedophilia?




It's the worst kind!
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#21
Probably the only thing comparably bad in this situation other than the actual ****ing of the kids is the fact that the BBC and the entertainment industry at large enabled him and covered up for him.
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#23
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Paul Merton is such an underrated comic. I never liked Saville either.


I saw him live(Merton, that is!) He was great.
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#24
Did this guy ever coach at Penn State?
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#26
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Well, that's that cleared up then.

I saw that
I giggled
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#27
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Well, that's that cleared up then.



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#29
Why is alleged in quotes?
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#31
Transcript is fake as hell. Doesn't sound like Merton at all but I wish it was true. And it's such a shame that it's only come about now.
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#32
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Why is alleged in quotes?

Because it's pretty certain that he did it, even if it's only allegations at the moment.
#33
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all brits are pedos


You're just jelly that we can legally fuck 16 year olds.
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#34
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Yeah, I can definitely see this being true. He is a complete freak.
Anyone who doesn't know who he is, look at this picture.

what's the problem here? he looks like my favorite uncle, Touchy.
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#36
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^^^

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrk76a_hignfy-s17e07-jimmy-savile-diane-abbott_fun

The episode is here. Savile is on Hislop's team, not Merton's. The cuts from the transcript obviously aren't in there but I'm posting it for anyone who wants to see it.


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#37
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what's the problem here? he looks like my favorite uncle, Touchy.

Weird, that's what my uncle calls himself too. He's a really nice guy, always giving me presents and stuff. He's the affectionate type, you know, the type that gives you an xbox after feeling you up in the walk in closet while your parents are away buying groceries.

Anyone else?
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#38
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Because it's pretty certain that he did it, even if it's only allegations at the moment.

Alright, Nancy Grace...
#40
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You're just jelly that we can legally fuck 16 year olds.


We can do that in the majority of states in the United States.

But it seems like most people my age are clueless of this even in America.
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