I have phimosis guys
Just google it so you have an idea of what I'm suffering through.
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Do you actually?
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Yeah guys totally google it!
It's over simplified, So what!

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Yeah...this. I looked it up to maybe give TS some advice or something.

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just calm down and do some light stretching, bro. no need to lose your head over this.
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There are a number of ways to cure a tight foreskin without getting it removed.

The vast majority of tight foreskins can be suitably loosened within a month or so by persistant stretching twice daily. Be patient and disciplined to do it regularly, and it'll be worth it in the end.
The below website has good instructions:

If the stretching shows no significant improvement after a month, you should get a prescription for betamethasone cream.. Apply this to the tight foreskin inside and outside a couple of times a day for a month, combined with the manual stretching.

If the above methods fail outright, you should look into a minor operation called a preputioplasty, where a relieving incision is made in the tight ring limiting the foreskin retraction. It takes a couple of weeks to heal and should cure any tight foreskin without removing your entire foreskin and its sensory qualities, which is what a circumcision will do. Circumcision is an irreversible and rarely necessary procedure, so make it the last resort.

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I got it too. but you know what? my dick still functions, so I don't care.
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My foreskin is flexible as hell.
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1. Go to a GP.
2. Get given steroidal cream.
3. ????
4. Profit.
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It's an easily curable condition. Even if ti goes to surgery, circumcision really isn't as bad as many guys would have you believe.
See, this would be avoidable if you were circumcised like a civilized human being.
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