Poll: Who do you want to be your president?
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View poll results: Who do you want to be your president?
Whoomit - The confused party
61 26%
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party
74 31%
makinlattes - The Coffee and tampons party
59 25%
Blake 1221 - The sarcasm party
45 19%
Voters: 239.
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#1
Round 1 is over. The 4 candidates through to this round are:
Whoomit - The confused party
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party
makinlattes - The Coffee and tampons party
Blake 1221 - The sarcasm party
#2
Anything the guy below me says is a lie.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
Last edited by JustRooster at Oct 3, 2012,
#3
Vote horsedick and I'll supply topless photos of sexy girls.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
MakinLattes is objectively the best choice.



That's just lovely, isn't it?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Oct 3, 2012,
#5
Now I know why I was banned, so I couldn't participate in the presidential election. Bloody mods.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#6
Quote by Neo Evil11
Now I know why I was banned, so I couldn't participate in the presidential election. Bloody mods.


No, it's because you said Liverpool fans are scumbags even in death.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by Trowzaa
No, it's because you said Liverpool fans are scumbags even in death.


The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#8
Can't believe I wasted my vote on Tangle in the first round. Well, that won't happen again
#12
Vote for UG's second youngest 21 year old!

Last edited by whoomit at Oct 3, 2012,
#13
Quote by whoomit
Vote for UG's youngest 21 year old!



DonGlover is one day younger than you. He had a thread yesterday and everything. You don't even care about him. I care about DonGlover, and so does MakinLattes.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#14
Quote by whoomit
Vote for UG's youngest 21 year old!



Sure thing mr.prezidant
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#16
Quote by WaterGod
Horsedick so he can legalize posting topless boobs on UG.


He won't be able to legalize nudez you gullible prick, nobody can legalize nudez but zappp. And he's russian so he wouldn't.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#18
Screw these idiots, Paul Ronson is where it's at.
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#19
Quote by theogonia777
DonGlover is one day younger than you. He had a thread yesterday and everything. You don't even care about him. I care about DonGlover, and so does MakinLattes.

I knew it was his birthday yesterday, but I always thought he was like 30 or something
#20
I vote for whoever tucks me in at night and tells me bedtime stories.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Quote by adamgur96
He won't be able to legalize nudez you gullible prick, nobody can legalize nudez but zappp. And he's russian so he wouldn't.


Don't you slander Horsedick's name.
Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
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Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#22
Quote by skylerjames13
Don't.MPEG you.MPEG slander.MPEG Horsedick.MPEG's name.MPEG.


FTFY.

I'm not slandering his name, i love him :3

But he won't be able to legalize nudez.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#24
Quote by captaincrunk
Look at horse dick's name, and the name of his party. He isn't legalizing human female nudes, he wants to send you horse porn.


I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#26
Quote by captaincrunk
what if I told you

it was serious

cunt


Then i would say


you're a little tiny bit


dumb
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#29
SUPPORT WHOOMIT!!!!


He isn't as sarcastic as Blake, so you know he's a good person.

He isn't a zoophile like Horsedick.

He isn't... Well... The Confusion party supports coffee/any beverage that has to do with it, so I have nothing on Lattes...

REMEMBER, COMRADES! A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT IS A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT!
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#30
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
SUPPORT WHOOMIT!!!!


He isn't as sarcastic as Blake, so you know he's a good person.

He isn't a zoophile like Horsedick.

He isn't... Well... The Confusion party supports coffee/any beverage that has to do with it, so I have nothing on Lattes...

REMEMBER, COMRADES! A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT IS A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT!


But he is mentally deficient and Scottish.

A vote for Blake is a vote for Margot & the Nuclear So and So's, which is clearly the only way to vote.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#31
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13

REMEMBER, COMRADES! A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT IS A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT!

A vote for whoomit is a vote for democracy. Therefore, any vote towards anyone is a vote for democracy. Further, since all pariticipants are active in the process of democracy, I could argue that a vote for democracy is a vote for all its parcipitants.

A vote for whoomit is a vote for democracy is a vote for blake/horsedick/lattes, and vise versa.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#32
Quote by Todd Hart
But he is mentally deficient and Scottish.

A vote for Blake is a vote for Margot & the Nuclear So and So's, which is clearly the only way to vote.


As the campaign manager for the Confusion party, I deny these malicious allegations about Whoomit being mentally deficient.


And do you know who else is Scottish?



Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#33
Quote by whoomit
I knew it was his birthday yesterday, but I always thought he was like 30 or something

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#34
This is so obviously fixed.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#35
Quote by Jackal58
This is so obviously fixed.


shhhh now take your bullet.
#36
Vote for horsedick



nigga he's kawaii
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#37
Quote by Trowzaa
No, it's because you said Liverpool fans are scumbags even in death.


As if that is bannable.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#38
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I vote for whoever tucks me in at night and tells me bedtime stories.

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Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#39
Blake! Blake! Blake!
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#40
Lattes, anything else is simply bollocks.
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