Poll: Who do you want to be your president?
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Whoomit - The confused party
61 26%
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party
74 31%
makinlattes - The Coffee and tampons party
59 25%
Blake 1221 - The sarcasm party
45 19%
Voters: 239.
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#85
horsedick stahp.

you can try to ply me with hawt bewbs all you like, but i already cast my vote.
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#87
hellz yeah for people who actually have boobs!
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#88
Quote by MakinLattes
Yeah, and I, like, actually have boobs.

I don't see any .gifs of your boobs on this website...


...or do I?
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#90
Quote by institutions
i vote 4 horse cuz his rad policies, not his lame bribes of boobs.


You can't forget about the aspect of my policy that includes boobs.
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#91
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
You can't forget about the aspect of my policy that includes boobs.


what about that policy you told me about yesterday involving creating an army of sentient robots to destroy all religious people, because as an atheist you believe they are worth less than roaches?
#92
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what about that policy you told me about yesterday involving creating an army of sentient robots to destroy all religious people, because as an atheist you believe they are worth less than roaches?


You weren't paying much attention to our conversation last night, because clearly you only payed attention to the robot army aspect of the story
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#93
Quote by eGraham
I don't see any .gifs of your boobs on this website...


...or do I?

I don't see any moob gifs. I bet the other candidates don't even have any. My cabinet, however, has several members with constant boob access.
#95
What a first-class group of candidates.
I'm voting the sarcasm party.
not going viral


Hot E-Cousin of rjaylaf

Non Evil E-Twin of stealstrings

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#98
Quote by whoomit
Did you incorrectly capitalise every candidate name deliberatly?


He capitalized .MPEG so that's all I worried about
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#99
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
He capitalized .MPEG so that's all I worried about

ur th3 only 1 he cars 4 :sniffle:

Is there a 3rd voting round?
#100
Quote by whoomit
ur th3 only 1 he cars 4 :sniffle:

Is there a 3rd voting round?


Maybe, it'll probably be only the final 2, which will most likely be just us 2
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#101
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Maybe, it'll probably be only the final 2, which will most likely be just us 2

Well I'll be pulling out the charm in that one. Suited and booted presidential candidate right here

I've got less votes this round than I did last round though
#102
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
He capitalized .MPEG so that's all I worried about

equinepenis.douchebag

suck it.
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#108
Quote by whywefight
I'll vote for whooms if lattes isn't put through to the next round. Which won't happen, because lattes, as stated, is the only option.

Coffee fascist!
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#109
luke, make the next poll visible so they don't accuse me of rigging, plox.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#110
Horsedick, i have a question for you.


Any big booty bitches?
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#111
Quote by theguitarist
luke, make the next poll visible so they don't accuse me of rigging, plox.

Could you rig it in my favour if he doesn't make it public? :3
#112
I vote the animal with the obnoxiously large member.


It kind of looks like Craig Robinson
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#113
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I vote the animal with the obnoxiously large member.

I hope you mean the dinosaur with the large lollipop.
#114
Quote by whoomit
I hope you mean the dinosaur with the large lollipop.


That's EXACTLY what I meant!


The dinosaur.


Yeah...
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#115
Makinlattes - I hate coffee. And i hate tampons. Nothing for me here.

Horsedick.MPEG - Bullshit artist.

Whoomit - All around stand up chap, but too nice to tell the bronies they're not some kind of brotherhood/gender/race, they're just a bunch of idiots trying to be off-the-wall.

Blake - Wears slouch hats when he has no dreadlocks. That said, I like converge, and he seems to hate bronies. so if I don't spoil my vote, I'll give it to this guy.
#116
Quote by shmeegle
Makinlattes - I hate coffee. And i hate tampons. Nothing for me here.

Horsedick.MPEG - Bullshit artist.

Whoomit - All around stand up chap, but too nice to tell the bronies they're not some kind of brotherhood/gender/race, they're just a bunch of idiots trying to be off-the-wall.

Blake - Wears slouch hats when he has no dreadlocks. That said, I like converge, and he seems to hate bronies. so if I don't spoil my vote, I'll give it to this guy.


Vote MakinLattes cause I'm her vice president and we're goregrind buddies.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#117
Quote by shmeegle
Horsedick.MPEG - Bullshit artist.


I'm a history major in university, that's basically what that major really is all about.



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Horsedick, i have a question for you.


Any big booty bitches?


That's for round 3

Quote by whoomit
I've got less votes this round than I did last round though


I was surprised as well, I was expecting you to be in the lead like the last thread.
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#118
I voted Blake because he's the one I find the least annoying.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#120
Question for candidates:

What is your stance on Sesame Street?
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