Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
808 IQ
#1
Ever have one of those days Pit? I went to bed at like 3:30, and got up at 6:30, so I'm already tired (no shower). My friends and I got on the road for school, as per usual, at about 7:30, but an 18-wheeler flipped on the interstate. Coincidentally, it flipped right in front of our exit, so traffic was to be bumper to bumper for the entire time we were on the interstate.

Things were looking swell, but slow, but my car is a piece. It can't idle for very long, and with about seven miles until we needed to exit, my car overheated. We got stuck in a Sunoco parking lot, fanning my car for twenty minutes and got back on the road. To keep my car moving we decided to drive through the city itself instead of on the interstate.

Unfortunately, this put us in the ghetto, and it was raining. We had the vent on to keep the hot air off of my engine, but if we rolled down the windows we'd get soaked. We decided to deal with being wet, since we were already dripping with sweat. With the windows down, we were being yelled at by passers by, as we were obviously out of the ordinary in the ghetto. I even got solicited by a hooker. She yelled at us when we were at a stoplight, "Yeah, I'm working". Shaking what her momma gave her, but her tits hung down past her belly button. Crack is one hell of a drug, man.

So eventually we get to Temple, and it's a fuckmess. There's nowhere to park. We drove up and down every street looking for parking, but there was none. By this point I'm nearly out of gas, and I'm broke with no money to get more before I get paid tomorrow. So we just drive back into the ghetto to park anywhere where others would be frightened to.

We park and walk through the rain, to our respective classes. I've missed my entire first class at this point, but I figured I'd go apologize to the professor. Turns out, class was optional today.

I didn't have to go.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU.

In total, we were on the road for three hours, and in normal traffic, I live twenty five minutes from my school... I hope that I have enough gas to get home tonight.


So, help me out Pit, drop me a line. Anybody else having a bad day? Anyone have any stories of bad days?

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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#2
Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is ****ed
Everybody sux
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away mother****er
It's just one of those days!!

Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit
(Punk, so come and get it)
Its just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm ****in' up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get ****ed up
Your best bet is to stay away mother****er
Its just one of those days!!

I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those mother****ers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your ****in' face tonight!!
Give me somethin' to break
Give me somethin' to break
Just give me somethin' to break
How bout your ****in' face
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!...
A chain saw, what!!...
A mother****ing chain saw, what!!...
So come and get it
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Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#3
I was literally just gonna post that Burgery. Seen it live
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


jakesmellspoo
turndiningbackintoeating
Join date: Jun 2007
2,165 IQ
#5
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HE SAYS, SHE SAYS BULLSHIT
I THINK YOU BETTER QUIT LETTIN SHIT SLIP
OR YOU'LL BE LEAVING WITH A FAT LIP

edit: aw f u pikaburger.
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MakinLattes
fully retractable
Join date: Mar 2007
1,097 IQ
#6
Nice job, Burgery, taking the only reason anyone has to post in the thread.
Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
808 IQ
#7
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Nice job, Burgery, taking the only reason anyone has to post in the thread.


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# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#8
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Seen it live

Same yo
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Mr. President!

You called?

...

Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
808 IQ
#9
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You called?

...



Sorry dude, but I voted MakinLattes.

Rumor has it that you put your turds in the oven to bake.
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# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#10
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Sorry dude, but I voted MakinLattes.

Rumor has it that you put your turds in the oven to bake.

Truth is, I can't even bake
Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
808 IQ
#11
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Truth is, I can't even bake


Can you percolate?
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# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#12
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Can you percolate?

I'm an expert in many forms of percolation
Bushinarin
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jan 2007
808 IQ
#13
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I'm an expert in many forms of percolation


If there's a round 3, and MakinLattes loses, you may in fact hab mah votes.
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# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#14
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If there's a round 3, and MakinLattes loses, you may in fact hab mah votes.

Oh wow, thank you I don't exactly have high hopes running against Horsedick though
Jon777
Assbender
Join date: Feb 2009
1,137 IQ
#15
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day