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#41
Quote by funkbass369
This.

use a netti pot. It doesn't feel as weird as you think it will and you quickly get over the sensation. It works well for most people but doesn't work as well for me because I have a deviated septum.


While there are a lot of very helpful suggestions here... this is what you should do.
Another guy mentioned a funnel and saltwater - basically this.
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#43
Quote by Todd Hart
To a handstand in the shower and wee into your nose.


I literally laughed my ass off when I read this.
#45
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Oh god I hope you are able to get it reattached.


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I lol'd at this as well.
#46
snots a shot glass full of Listerine mouthwash origonal.... oryou can try to snort 3 big lines of black pepper and salt..watched my friend do that in a restaurant.had a very funny outcome. XD runny nose and he vomited in the washroom lol
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#47
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Try a cup of coffee beans. I hear it completely refreshes your sense of smell.

Do what with coffee beans? Eat them? Snort them whole or ground?
Try doing what with them? I have to know this secret of yours.
#48
Drink a couple of litres of water then vomit it through your nose, that will clean the pipes out!
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#49
Quote by Rocketface2112
snots a shot glass full of Listerine mouthwash origonal.... oryou can try to snort 3 big lines of black pepper and salt..watched my friend do that in a restaurant.had a very funny outcome. XD runny nose and he vomited in the washroom lol

ive done this a few times

what else is a nigga gonna do when waiting for a buuger i mean really, they put no entertainment anywhere close to the table as if they want you to snort the salt and pepper, it's all a sadistical conspiracy i tell ya
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#50
Quote by Extra Ordinary
Do what with coffee beans? Eat them? Snort them whole or ground?
Try doing what with them? I have to know this secret of yours.

No, just smell them.
In fact, some malls have them lying around the cologne / perfume area in case you can't smell the samples. Take a whiff of the cup and your sense of smell will be cleared.
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#51
inb4 the brain-eating bacteria that enters your brain through your nose via water.
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#52
TS, clearly this is just your body punishing you for being a senseless moron, by leaving the smell of sick in your nose to remind you not to continue to be such a moron. On the plus side (for you), at least by throwing up you didn't 'overhydrate' (read: drown) yourself by taking too much fluid into your body over too short a period of time, which is a surprisingly common cause of people collapsing while running long-distances with little experience of how much fluid they actually need.
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#53
Quote by Ometh
Shit diarrhea into a tub, until it's about half full. Dump two gallons of horse urine and three gallons of bleach. Throw in there two baseballs and one basketball spraypainted green with sparkles (this is important). Get a ear piercing and tell your mother you're gay. Go out in the middle of the night and blow a homeless guy: doesn't matter who, anyone. Go home and strap your dick with a belt until it starts to hurt. Cut any vein in your dick and remove the belt: scoop all the blood into a cup. Use it to write in the wall "OMETH PLZ" and throw yourself into the the tub. Stop breathing and die.

OK, what now?
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#54
Quote by 剣 斧 血
Yeah, I tried to drink two litres of water in under a minute and puked out of my nose. I've cleaned out all the gunk and bits that were stuck in there but I can't get rid of the smell. Suggestions?

Shoulda drank 1.12 Quarts, instead of 2 liters..


Get that worldly unit of measure out of here.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#55
Quote by Ometh
Shit diarrhea into a tub, until it's about half full. Dump two gallons of horse urine and three gallons of bleach. Throw in there two baseballs and one basketball spraypainted green with sparkles (this is important). Get a ear piercing and tell your mother you're gay. Go out in the middle of the night and blow a homeless guy: doesn't matter who, anyone. Go home and strap your dick with a belt until it starts to hurt. Cut any vein in your dick and remove the belt: scoop all the blood into a cup. Use it to write in the wall "OMETH PLZ" and throw yourself into the the tub. Stop breathing and die.


Mind = blown.
ayy lmao
#56
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7779079.stm

A mother died after drinking four litres of water in under two hours, an inquest has heard


Yeah.....

Quote by 剣 斧 血
Yeah, I tried to drink two litres of water in under a minute and puked out of my nose. I've cleaned out all the gunk and bits that were stuck in there but I can't get rid of the smell. Suggestions?


Is TS still alive?
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#59
I have no idea, Kenfuchi, or however you pronounce that...

Also, how the hell can you puke out of your nose?
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