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#42
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#44
I really dont see a problem here, just kick him out. Guitarists practicly grow on trees, so you will have no problem finding another one.
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#45
Quote by Androidjoey
So i'm firing him.


Just out of interest, do the rest of the band members all work for you or are are you all equal members of the band?
#46
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Just out of interest, do the rest of the band members all work for you or are are you all equal members of the band?

i tried the whole equal thing it did not work out everyone was all wait i need bigger parts o i hate that guy you cant hire him
#47
Quote by Androidjoey
i tried the whole equal thing it did not work out everyone was all wait i need bigger parts o i hate that guy you cant hire him

you're not firing anyone, unless you're paying him. you're kicking him out of the band. It's not a job
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#48
Put some relish on his hand and sandwich it inbetween two slices of bread. Before he's realised it he's eaten his own hand.
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#49
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i tried the whole equal thing it did not work out everyone was all wait i need bigger parts o i hate that guy you cant hire him


So they all work for you then?

If that's the case, fire the guy.
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he said he would kill me should i be concerned?

Without meeting the guy and finding out what sort of a personality he has, that's pretty hard to answer. In general though, such threats are usualy empty ones. Put it this way, out of all the people who have ever threatened to kill me, not one of them has even attempted to carry out their threat.... yet.

Actualy, you could use that death threat to your advantage. Arrange a meeting with him and sincerely ask him what he would do if he was employing someone who had threatened to kill him. When he says that he would fire that person (c'mon, who wouldn't?) he should start to see reason and understand why you cannot work together anymore.
#50
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
you're not firing anyone, unless you're paying him. you're kicking him out of the band. It's not a job

You have a point there.
#51
Quote by SlackerBabbath
So they all work for you then?

If that's the case, fire the guy.

Without meeting the guy and finding out what sort of a personality he has, that's pretty hard to answer. In general though, such threats are usualy empty ones. Put it this way, out of all the people who have ever threatened to kill me, not one of them has even attempted to carry out their threat.... yet.

Actualy, you could use that death threat to your advantage. Arrange a meeting with him and sincerely ask him what he would do if he was employing someone who had threatened to kill him. When he says that he would fire that person (c'mon, who wouldn't?) he should start to see reason and understand why you cannot work together anymore.

Perfect this sounds like the plan i'm going to roll with.
#52
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Flush him down the toilet.

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#54
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Perfect this sounds like the plan i'm going to roll with.


He wont kill you, but he might want to take a strike at you. he seems like some wise guy fake-OG-THUG-life nerd who is in the gym most of the time and picks up chicks to %^$$.
Those guys are typically pretty aggressive, be on your guard.
Other than that, it does seem like a good plan
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#57
Quote by SlackerBabbath
So they all work for you then?

If that's the case, fire the guy.

Without meeting the guy and finding out what sort of a personality he has, that's pretty hard to answer. In general though, such threats are usualy empty ones. Put it this way, out of all the people who have ever threatened to kill me, not one of them has even attempted to carry out their threat.... yet.

Actualy, you could use that death threat to your advantage. Arrange a meeting with him and sincerely ask him what he would do if he was employing someone who had threatened to kill him. When he says that he would fire that person (c'mon, who wouldn't?) he should start to see reason and understand why you cannot work together anymore.
What if one of them is killing you with time?
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#58
Jerk him off and have him use your face as a toilet. Gargle his turds and spit them on your cock, after slicing it open with shaving razors. Spread the liquid fecal matter in your dick and then dress as a priest and facefuck an 8 yo child.
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#61
Quote by Androidjoey
That's the thing he's flipping rhythm guitar it's not that hard.

Pfft, try being a decent rhythm guitarist. That's hard.
#62
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Pfft, try being a decent rhythm guitarist. That's hard.

Remember, it's TS's band. The rhythm parts he writes might not be that good.
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#63
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Remember, it's TS's band. The rhythm parts he writes might not be that good.

Well, if it's anything like his punctuation!
#64
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What if one of them is killing you with time?


Doesn't that essentialy mean just hanging around waiting for someone to die? Or would the act of 'killing' with time necessitate that the killer somehow speeds time up and causes someone to age and die unaturally quickly.
#65
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Doesn't that essentialy mean just hanging around waiting for someone to die? Or would the act of 'killing' with time necessitate that the killer somehow speeds time up and causes someone to age and die unaturally quickly.

Perhaps he's spending time in a stasis booth that he invented and is keeping secret, and is even now only 2 years older than he was 2 years and one day ago?
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#66
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Perhaps he's spending time in a stasis booth that he invented and is keeping secret, and is even now only 2 years older than he was 2 years and one day ago?

Surely that's just extending his own lifespan rather than shortening someone elses?
#67
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Surely that's just extending his own lifespan rather than shortening someone elses?



The net effect is the same, you die first...

Doesn't strike me that it would be particularly satisfying though?
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#68
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The net effect is the same, you die first...

That's hardly anything that could be defined as 'killing' someone though.
#69
Quote by SlackerBabbath
If that's the case, fire the guy.

Without meeting the guy and finding out what sort of a personality he has, that's pretty hard to answer. In general though, such threats are usualy empty ones. Put it this way, out of all the people who have ever threatened to kill me, not one of them has even attempted to carry out their threat.... yet.

Actualy, you could use that death threat to your advantage. Arrange a meeting with him and sincerely ask him what he would do if he was employing someone who had threatened to kill him. When he says that he would fire that person (c'mon, who wouldn't?) he should start to see reason and understand why you cannot work together anymore.


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#70
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That's hardly anything that could be defined as 'killing' someone though.


Agreed, it doesn't meet any definition I've seen, even loosely.

I was just noodling.

I suppose we would make an extraordinary stretch and claim it killing because the person in question was withholding technology available that would extend your life, a 'killing by omission' of sorts, but I'm not politician enough for that...
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#71
Quote by Arby911
Agreed, it doesn't meet any definition I've seen, even loosely.

I was just noodling.

I suppose we would make an extraordinary stretch and claim it killing because the person in question was withholding technology available that would extend your life, a 'killing by omission' of sorts, but I'm not politician enough for that...


Ahh, I get what you're saying. By withholding technology that would extend another's life, it could possibly be construed as death by 'negligence', which is an accepted form of 'killing', but it's only an accepted form of killing when the person that's being neglected relies upon the person that is doing the neglecting to keep them alive, such as a parent and child or a doctor/nurse and patient.
#73
leave him in the woods for a night.
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#75
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He wont kill you, but he might want to take a strike at you. he seems like some wise guy fake-OG-THUG-life nerd who is in the gym most of the time and picks up chicks to %^$$.
Those guys are typically pretty aggressive, be on your guard.
Other than that, it does seem like a good plan

You pretty much just put his personality into words. And yes i plan to go with my drummer seeing as he is like the hulk on a set of drums he will probably beat him down if he hits me.
#76
Quote by silver_haze
find ho's of your own to show him you can have ho's and learn the songs.

thatll show him inadaquate it will

Also a good idea but i already did that and he just changed his excuse to i have a life and i'm not going to fail at it because of guitar.
#77
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Pfft, try being a decent rhythm guitarist. That's hard.

They really aren't that hard just galloping power chords at around 180 with some more power chords. I'm the one doing all the crazy licks and melody driven stuff
#78
Just find a replacement.

Really thats about all you can do.
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#79
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That's hardly anything that could be defined as 'killing' someone though.

So not only does he outlive you, he will also never be found out.

The perfect crime.
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#80
bang his ho's. then kick him out the band.
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