Poll: and the winner is...?
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Whoomit - The confused party
121 47%
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party
134 53%
Voters: 255.
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#1
It's the final round.

and this time the poll is public so you can judge your friends.
Last edited by Draken at Oct 5, 2012,
#3
Quote by Confusius
Draken, you are fixing it! I know it!


*slaps with a glove*

How dare you doubt my honour sir?
#4
By voting in this bipartisan election with little to no knowledge of either canditate, I have hereby fulfilled my democratic duty to the Pit.
#5
I figured there was a third round. After seeing the last 2 rounds, I'm not sure about this one.
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#6
Quote by Draken
*slaps with a glove*

How dare you doubt my honour sir?


Fack you! I have always doubted your honour!
#8
this is some bs. lattes was clearly the only fit president. this is like voting between a douche and a turd, or romney and obama or something.

i'm voting for whoomit
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#11
I'm fine with either choice tbh.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#14
Quote by LostLegion


I thought you were calling whoomit sad and useless then Then I realised it's the website.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
Quote by Jon777
Who do I vote for? Someone tell me please.

Whoever you feel is best for the position.

I mean, me! Vote me!
Last edited by whoomit at Oct 5, 2012,
#22
Quote by whoomit
Whoever you feel is best for the position.

I mean, me! Vote me!


Quote by necrosis1193
The black guy.


I'm not getting a consistent answer here, guys.

...unless whoomit is black
#23
Quote by Jon777
I'm not getting a consistent answer here, guys.

...unless whoomit is black


Whoomit's whiter than a sheet of paper made from Mitt Romney.

Now granted unlike a sheet of paper made from Mitt Romney, Whoomit's actually a cool guy.

But he's also not black.

And you should totally listen to me.

THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
#24
Quote by Jon777
I'm not getting a consistent answer here, guys.

...unless whoomit is black


You sound confused. That means you fit in the confused party. Vote Whoomit.
#25
Both candidates are good. I don't know who to vote for.
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
#26
Vote Jackal, eliminated

Vote Lattes, eliminated

Now I'm stuck with two sods that I can't be bothered to choose between.
#27
If this final stage of the election had happened but a day ago, I would have voted Whoomit and advocated that everyone do the same - and I would have been content with that. Alas, this is not yesterday, and in the light of a new day, a horrendous event has come to my attention and sadness; forcing me to re-evaluate my previously stern support of this drunken dino.
Earlier today, I was happily browsing the pit and minding my own business, when suddenly I ca-... ca-... Sorry, it's just that... Thinking about it burdens my mind still... As I said, I was minding my own business, when suddenly I came across by this hung bastard, with his fluffy, inanimate - and extensively sodomized - grinning girlfriend. His post indirectly encouraged me - no, figuratively compelled me - into changing my avatar. I still regret that he - a man I considered my friend - forced me to do that, even to this day. For some time after that violent procedure, I came to discover that the action was not as easily undone as I had hoped. My old avatar was... unavailable to me (by absolutely no fault of my own, I assure you), so now I'm forced to either change avatar completely, keep this blasted thing that currently resides beneath my name, or spend literally minutes uncovering the template for my beloved avatar and edit it.

And there is another thing... This man, who presents himself to you as a presidential candidate. He is easily recognisable, is he not? The loveable drunken dinosaur of the pit. Well, I've got another horrendous discovery to reveal; he is not a true dinosaur - he is a homo sapiens, a mere boring mammal. And ask yourself this, when was the last time you actually saw him drunk?

In the end, it is impossible for me to endorse him as things stand.
#28
Quote by whoomit


I have to admit, that's why i'm voting for you

Edit:
Quote by daytripper75
I dislike both.


Yet you voted for Whoomit
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
Last edited by adamgur96 at Oct 5, 2012,
#30
Quote by lncognito
If this final stage of the election had happened but a day ago, I would have voted Whoomit and advocated that everyone do the same - and I would have been content with that. Alas, this is not yesterday, and in the light of a new day, a horrendous event has come to my attention and sadness; forcing me to re-evaluate my previously stern support of this drunken dino.
Earlier today, I was happily browsing the pit and minding my own business, when suddenly I ca-... ca-... Sorry, it's just that... Thinking about it burdens my mind still... As I said, I was minding my own business, when suddenly I came across by this hung bastard, with his fluffy, inanimate - and extensively sodomized - grinning girlfriend. His post indirectly encouraged me - no, figuratively compelled me - into changing my avatar. I still regret that he - a man I considered my friend - forced me to do that, even to this day. For some time after that violent procedure, I came to discover that the action was not as easily undone as I had hoped. My old avatar was... unavailable to me (by absolutely no fault of my own, I assure you), so now I'm forced to either change avatar completely, keep this blasted thing that currently resides beneath my name, or spend literally minutes uncovering the template for my beloved avatar and edit it.

And there is another thing... This man, who presents himself to you as a presidential candidate. He is easily recognisable, is he not? The loveable drunken dinosaur of the pit. Well, I've got another horrendous discovery to reveal; he is not a true dinosaur - he is a homo sapiens, a mere boring mammal. And ask yourself this, when was the last time you actually saw him drunk?

In the end, it is impossible for me to endorse him as things stand.



:3
#31
Message to both candidates: I am an undecided voter. Convince me to vote for either of you. A duel to the death would also suffice.
pinga
#32
Quote by Jon777
As it stands, I suppose I do fit in rather nicely with the Confused Party. Hmmmm...

It's not about fitting in or whether or not your ideal policies line up.

IT'S ABOUT STOMPING THE OTHER SIDE!
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#33
Quote by Cb4rabid
Message to both candidates: I am an undecided voter. Convince me to vote for either of you. A duel to the death would also suffice.

I just helped an extremely distressed otter.
#34
Actually, I propose a 3rd option be opened for those of us who are actively against both parties to make a vote of no confidence in the abilities of either candidate to effectively run the Pit and demand new candidates be found and the election re-run.

I DEMAND IT!
#35
Quote by willT08
Actually, I propose a 3rd option be opened for those of us who are actively against both parties to make a vote of no confidence in the abilities of either candidate to effectively run the Pit and demand new candidates be found and the election re-run.

I DEMAND IT!

this
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#36
Quote by whoomit
I just helped an extremely distressed otter.


Dammit Whoomit, you sexy bitch, stop making me want to vote for you instead.

THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2016: 78-65
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 1-0
2016 NFL Pick 'Em: 10-6
#37
Quote by whoomit
I just helped an extremely distressed otter.

This is not relevant to my interests.
pinga