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Whoomit - The confused party
121 47%
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party
134 53%
Voters: 255.
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#41
Quote by whoomit


:3
Why do you taunt me with these hyperlinks? For a second you gave me hope. For a second you made me believe. I believed that, maybe, you were actually still the good guy. The angelic force of justice and confusion I once regarded you as. Then I see this solution you've presented to me, this mockery. Do you not think I've tried this. Do you not think it failed. And once again, due to your demonic and brilliant scheming, I'm let further into the abyss of weltschmerzen.
#43
Go Dick!!
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#44
I find that I simply can't cast such an important ballot in a public poll.

Voting, like nose-picking, defecating and masturbation, should be done in private (albeit not all at the same time...).
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#45
Quote by lncognito
Why do you taunt me with these hyperlinks? For a second you gave me hope. For a second you made me believe. I believed that, maybe, you were actually still the good guy. The angelic force of justice and confusion I once regarded you as. Then I see this solution you've presented to me, this mockery. Do you not think I've tried this. Do you not think it failed. And once again, due to your demonic and brilliant scheming, I'm let further into the abyss of weltschmerzen.

Oh wow, now why doesn't that work?
#46
Quote by whoomit
I just helped an extremely distressed otter.
Lies! Lies and propaganda. I'm not actually an otter.


And that other thing was false as well! He didn't actually help me, he just cemented my misery. Behold:
#47
Vote Horsedick motherfukas!
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#48
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Vote Horsedick motherfukas!
Since we're already discussing avatars, I found this slightly amusing
#49
Quote by Draken
*slaps with a glove*

How dare you doubt my honour sir?




Wow, screw the presidential race, he just challenged someone to a duel.

#51
Are we talking an old fashioned duel? Or a D-D-D-D-dddddduel?

I'd much prefer the former.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#52
I didn't get my current location for nothing
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#53
Quote by SlackerBabbath


Wow, screw the presidential race, he just challenged someone to a duel.
Why, you dare using such profound language in this holy site of democratic election? While discussing the most honourable tradition of duelling. Why, good sir - although resent actions have brought that assumption to question - I see no other outcome of this than me declaring my challenge to you; we shall meet, armed, and settle this injustice. Are you at least man enough to accept this proclamation?
#54
Please don't vote for Whoomit, the guy is random and stupid. Although it would be funny to see him be the president, I'm afraid I might facepalm too hard at one point and bash my brains out.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#56
Quote by Telecaster7
I'm getting drunker and drunker and if there isn't a duel in the next half hour I'll have no other option than to have a nap.

We can't afford to lose you...


Not yet...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC6dgtBU6Gs
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#57
Quote by eGraham
Are we talking an old fashioned duel? Or a D-D-D-D-dddddduel?

I'd much prefer the former.


I would dearly love to see a 'balloons and blunderbuss' duel, where both parties are flying in hot air balloons and taking pot shots at each others balloon with a blunderbuss.

This has actualy been done before. Two Frenchmen, Monsieur de Grandpre and Monsieur de Pique, quarreled over a famous dancer called Mademoiselle Tirevit, who was mistress of one and lover of the other. So, at 9am on May 3, 1808, watched by a huge crowd, the two Parisians climbed into their balloon baskets near the Tuileries and rose gently up in to the morning air. At about 2,000 feet, when the balloons were about 80 yards apart, de Pique fired his blunderbuss and missed. De Grandpre's aim was better. De Pique’s balloon collapsed, the basket tipped, and he (and his second) fell head-first to their deaths on the rooftops below.
#58
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
I didn't get my current location for nothing
Strange, I didn't find Equestrian Phallic Audiovisual-file's location of"in the kitchen, buttering my asshole."
#59
Quote by lncognito
Why, you dare using such profound language in this holy site of democratic election? While discussing the most honourable tradition of duelling. Why, good sir - although resent actions have brought that assumption to question - I see no other outcome of this than me declaring my challenge to you; we shall meet, armed, and settle this injustice. Are you at least man enough to accept this proclamation?

As the person who is challenged, tradition states that I now get to pick the means of the duel.

I pick feather dusters. The loser will be the person who dies of laughter first which will be caused by being tickled with the feather duster.
#60
Quote by SlackerBabbath
As the person who is challenged, tradition states that I now get to pick the means of the duel.

I pick feather dusters. The loser will be the person who dies of laughter first which will be caused by being tickled with the feather duster.
Can I supplement my armoury with my deadly wits?
And do death strictly have to be by feathering? Because if not, I appear to have time by my side.


(Also, I forgot to mention this in my last post, but your sig-quote is adorable :3 )
#62
Quote by lncognito
Can I supplement my armoury with my deadly wits?



No, infact, I suggest that we both be gagged so that the victor is definately the person who has the most skill with a feather duster
Quote by lncognito

And do death strictly have to be by feathering? Because if not, I appear to have time by my side.

Ahh, but I have guile and more life experience on my side.
#63
these are not the candidates i wanted.

which one of you is less of a wiener?
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#66
Whoomit is such a good guy that he didn't even vote for himself.
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
#67
Quote by SlackerBabbath
No, infact, I suggest that we both be gagged so that the victor is definately the person who has the most skill with a feather duster

But if we are gagged, we will be incapable of laughing properly - thus death will not be caused by laughter in itself, but failed attempts at it. It's almost as if you don't want this duel to be implementable.
Ahh, but I have guile and more life experience on my side.
And I suspect that you will find that Guile is not on your side, but is merely deceiving you, acquiring intelligence that will further guarantee my victory. It also seems likely to me that life experience will fall short to muscular mobility.
#68
Quote by lncognito
Strange, I didn't find Equestrian Phallic Audiovisual-file's location of"in the kitchen, buttering my asshole."

With words like that, you need to watch your back.

My location has a true story behind it.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Oct 5, 2012,
#69
I demand a recount.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#70
People that voted for Whoomit:

A Moody Nerd, adamgur96, billtsas, BladeSlinger, BlitzkriegAir, Burgery, ChamsRock, cjviper, crackerpleaz, daytripper75, Deliriumbassist, Deotima, Draken, edgeyyz, eGraham, G!!, GoxGetterxGuy, GuitarDomen, Harvey Swick, Jackal58, Jacobbarnes1, Jearl, jimihendrix6699, Joshua Garcia, jugglingfreak, Kensai, KingTighe, kratos379, L2112Lif, Lord_Doku, MoJo-EaTeR, Nickpocalypse, niels-uiterwaal, PaulyVengeance, Sagati, Scarmadillo, shavorules42, Shotgunmerc, SlackerBabbath, slapsymcdougal, Smeghead64, Soccerguy, Tag43, Telecaster7, theguy579, thes50, Tunaman008, WCPhils, whywefight, wolvesofmibu, yoman297


lol
#71
My daily question for candidates:

I have a puppy. He recently lost his job at the fire department because of city spending cuts. Oddly enough, he was injured on the job the week of his departure, and no longer has health insurance. What action do you propose to help hardworking citizens like these?
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#72
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
With words like that, you need to watch your back.

My location has a true story behind it.
I know; there's little I don't know about your sexual adventures. I was trying to subtly make a point of Ponypenis.gif being a liar - since if whoomit wasn't winning I'd feel bad about my behaviour with him, so I thought I'd help him out a bit to even things out.
Since my attempts at subtlety apparently didn't work, I'll go for blatancy: Coltcock.jpg is a liar. A a terrible, machiavellian, master crafter of brilliant and entertaining lies. In fact, he is not even endowed with a horsedick. And he's actually asian, and thus not entitled to the amount of street-talk he utilises.

Btw Whoomit, if you win, you can try to have the mods capitalize that W :3
#76
Quote by Trowzaa
I demand a recount.

this.

the whole election is a sham.
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#77
Quote by lncognito
I know; there's little I don't know about your sexual adventures. I was trying to subtly make a point of Ponypenis.gif being a liar - since if whoomit wasn't winning I'd feel bad about my behaviour with him, so I thought I'd help him out a bit to even things out.
Since my attempts at subtlety apparently didn't work, I'll go for blatancy: Coltcock.jpg is a liar. A a terrible, machiavellian, master crafter of brilliant and entertaining lies. In fact, he is not even endowed with a horsedick. And he's actually asian, and thus not entitled to the amount of street-talk he utilises.

This is you.

Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Oct 5, 2012,
#78
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
This is you.

delicious_jelly.jpg
Of you or him or both? Because let's admit it; both of you are feasible objects of jelly. Since most of my knowledge of you are based on the "weird-sexual experiences thread" (which does say a lot about you ), I know that you did the quoted thingy, are bisexual and once penetrated a girl with a fucking guitar. Three points to you, none to me.
And Horsey practically runs the "embarrassing horney things you did when you were little". Even if his contributions consists of complete fabrications.

Although, admittedly, within this context you could favourably have used another kind of "jelly" to get your point across, along with other implications
Last edited by lncognito at Oct 5, 2012,