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#1
If someone were to clone themselves, then have sex with that clone, would this be incest, masturbation or otherwise? Settle a band argument.

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#2
It'd be damn sexy whatever it is.
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#3
I'd write a song about it.

But incest. Your clone isn't you.
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So, pretty much masturbation then?
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#6
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So, pretty much masturbation then?
While crying, yeah.
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I'd write a song about it.

But incest. Your clone isn't you.

But that's wrong. If you could make a perfect clone with the same memories as you, it would be you. Or better yet, how about this: What if you from two seconds in the future came to sex you up two seconds in the past. The only difference would be an age of two seconds.
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I'd write a song about it.

But incest. Your clone isn't you.


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#9
I got one that will blow your mind further, could it be considered rape if the clone didn't consent?
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But that's wrong. If you could make a perfect clone with the same memories as you, it would be you. Or better yet, how about this: What if you from two seconds in the future came to sex you up two seconds in the past. The only difference would be an age of two seconds.


But then surely after two seconds of this, you'd have to travel back in time to have sex with yourself in the first place?
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I got one that will blow your mind further, could it be considered rape if the clone didn't consent?


But we'd be the same person - wouldn't we have the same opinions?
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But that's wrong. If you could make a perfect clone with the same memories as you, it would be you. Or better yet, how about this: What if you from two seconds in the future came to sex you up two seconds in the past. The only difference would be an age of two seconds.
Yeah, the second option would be closer to masturbation.
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#14
Kinda like if a hooker gets sexually assaulted; is it rape or theft?

I vote incest cuz a clone is just a genetic copy of your body. Not your consciousness. At least with current technology anyway.
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#17
Incest, defined as sexual intercourse with a member of your immediate family; it doesn't get much more immediate than yourself, and since this clone would be genetically identical to you, it would be a member of your family. At least as much as you yourself are.

Masturbation? No. That's something that you do to yourself, not a representation of yourself, and doesn't involve one person doing it to another. When a second person becomes involved, it becomes something else.

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#18
It would be more like having sex with a toy. inb4 clones that are exact replicas are human too
#19
If someone were to clone themself then that clone would only be a baby, and therefore that someone would be a paedophile.
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If someone were to clone themself then that clone would only be a baby, and therefore that someone would be a paedophile.

+1

It isn't masturbation unless you are touching yourself, you in another body that looks exactly like you and thinks exactly like you is still you in another body.
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#24
It has to be incest. Because you obviously need a sample of your own DNA to make a clone, right? And assuming you used some sort of machine to clone yourself, that would technically make it your child, who looks exactly like you. I mean you give a woman your DNA to make life, how is it different by using a machine?
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+1

It isn't masturbation unless you are touching yourself, you in another body that looks exactly like you and thinks exactly like you is still you in another body.

Actually nevermind, you can by definition masturbate other people who aren't even clones and it is still masturbation.
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#27
You gotta change the gender of the clone.

But then the real question is, what if you had a baby?
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If someone were to clone themselves, then have sex with that clone, would this be incest, masturbation or otherwise? Settle a band argument.

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im almost 100% positive this was already a thread. and im pretty sure the question was even structured the same grammatically. i think there was a poll in which the winner was "incesturbation" or some shit.
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#30
All that is relevant is whether they have identical genes. In this hypothetical situation we might as well assume that they do (although if you were capable of cloning a human I imagine you could tamper with its DNA easily); therefore it's incest. If your clone was of the opposite sex and you got it pregnant my guess would be the risks of birth defects would be tremendous because the genes of the parents are identical. Just a guess, though.
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#31
i seen dis thread before.

i would totally bang an adult female clone of myself.

not because i want to be outrageous, but because i'm desperate.
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#32
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i seen dis thread before.

i would totally bang an adult female clone of myself.

not because i want to be outrageous, but because i'm desperate.


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#34
Would you feel pity for your clone if it had a hard time of it, like you would a twin?

Brotherhood and family ties can be a strong invisible bond. I think you would latch onto a clone like a twin, psychologically.

If you forced a dirty sanchez upon your clone, you would pity it afterward. It would be bad and you would regret your momentary bliss on its tenders.
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#35
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Actually nevermind, you can by definition masturbate other people who aren't even clones and it is still masturbation.

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#37
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That would be gay, because when I jerk it I don't think about me.


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#39
I thought it was a requirement that if you were locked in a room with a clone of yourself that you had to commit to coitus with it after a certain amount of time.

I would consider it incest as its definitely not masturbation. as others stated it doesn't get more related to you than being an exact genetic replica of yourself.
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#40
It would just be sex with a person with identical dna as you, but not self masturbation nor is it a family member.
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