Poll: Socks
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View poll results: Socks
No socks
7 4%
Ankle/low cut
76 40%
Crew
48 25%
Over the calf
14 7%
I wear socks on my dick
44 23%
Voters: 189.
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StopReadingThis
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Join date: Sep 2007
811 IQ
#1
You know, bands from the 60's and 70's like Cream and Led Zeppelin. Now we have shitty artists like Justin Beiber and One Direction.


No, i'm just f*cking with you guys. Actually I wanted to know what kind of socks you guys wear. I just bought some really high, over the calf socks, and they are awesome. They're warm and they keep my pasty hairy legs from showing.
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Big Gumbo Jones
Join date: Aug 2011
70 IQ
#4
Ankle/low cut. Don't really know why. Higher socks just annoy the shit out of my legs when they tug on my leg hair.
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Andrea55
The Boss
Join date: Aug 2007
83 IQ
#6
I love wearing knee high socks. My boyfriend likes them also.
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
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#7
Quote by blake1221
I wear argyle socks because argyle.


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necrosis1193
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Join date: Oct 2008
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#8
If I pull them all the way up, they typically end up two or three inches above the top of my ankles. But generally I just scrunch them down around the base of my ankles. Comfier, and I have crappy ankles, so stuffing them into my shoes makes it feel a little more stable, be it real or just my head.
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Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#10
I'm not sure what crews are but I don't wear ankle socks and I don't wear over the calf socks so I'm gonna guess crews.
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turndiningbackintoeating
Join date: Jun 2007
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#13
Quote by mental_zer0
low cut/no show for people with some ****ing dignity or a penis

i don't follow.
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haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#16
Quote by blake1221
I wear argyle socks because argyle.

xx
beefcake122
no fun.
Join date: Jan 2010
350 IQ
#17
low cut, any others tug at my leg hair and cause a burning sensation
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Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#18
I wear socks like the red hot chili peppers, ON MY DICK!


...


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you got me... I'm not that cool
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Join date: May 2006
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#19
Quote by StopReadingThis
You know, bands from the 60's and 70's ....


I stopped reading this!
cgmetallica1981
BOBROVSKY
Join date: Aug 2009
590 IQ
#20
Crew.

On the other topic though... just because it's old doesn't mean it's good, and just because it's new doesn't mean it's bad. Edgy kids need to stop having the mentality that the only good music is dad rock and anything new that comes out is automatically terrible.
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jthm_guitarist
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Join date: Apr 2006
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#21
I wear regular socks but high socks sound like fun

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Skynyrd890
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Join date: Sep 2007
506 IQ
#22
I'll either wear no socks (only with a couple things, and once in awhile, so nothing gets nasty), or low-cut/no-show...


Anything else feels weird.
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Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,716 IQ
#24
I've been wearing nothing but crew socks or barefoot forever, but recently, I've tried wearing the ankle cut socks. Now they've grown on me so much, I think that's all I want to wear.

Though I do appreciate the "I wear socks on my dick" option up there.
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#26
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WCPhils
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Join date: Sep 2010
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#27
heel and ankle.

Why do you care if people see your legs because they're hairy?
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#28
Quote by WCPhils
heel and ankle.

Why do you care if people see your legs because they're hairy?


Some people have super hairy legs, and they can be self conscious over it.
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§ArmyofAngels§
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#29
Quote by beefcake122
low cut, any others tug at my leg hair and cause a burning sensation

Me too! Except if I'm wearing an outfit that might require me to cover my calves.
I think it's time for a change.



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Skynyrd890
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2007
506 IQ
#30
Quote by §ArmyofAngels§
Me too! Except if I'm wearing an outfit that might require me to cover my calves.

Please tell me when covering your calves involves anything other than pants?
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Axelfox
Banned
Join date: Feb 2010
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#31
I don't wear socks.

On the other topic,it seems music died after Grunge came on the scene.
matsif
gone fishin'
Join date: Jun 2007
32 IQ
#32
unless I'm wearing a suit/something that requires dress socks, ankle cut. I have large feet and I don't like anything around my ankle for movement purposes (tight pants included)
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#33
Quote by Axelfox
I don't wear socks.

On the other topic,it seems music died after Grunge came on the scene.


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#34
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#36
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Good music is on youtube.
slybacon
Snarky Little Git
Join date: Dec 2009
114 IQ
#38
I wear over-the-calf socks on my dick. Which option do I pick? TS didn't think it through
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snipelfritz
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Join date: May 2006
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#39
Quote by blake1221
I wear argyle socks because argyle.

This for realz, but mine have holes from liking to wear them so much, just like the crotch of a couple pairs of skinny jeans.

but anyway I wear crew. Not having something hugging my ankles makes me rather uncomfortable (I also always wear either hi-top Chuck Taylors or Doc Martin boots).
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