#1
This was said by Mark Chapman, the guy who shot J. Lennon. However, following this logic, anyone could kill all the worthwhile celebrities and become a somebody (but known as a murderer). Personally, this would make Celebrity Big Brother more interesting, especially the evictions.
But, can you think of any more TV shows which may be spiced up with this 'logic' becomes reality, and what would the titles, of the TV shows, if they were to be changed?
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Shakespeare - Macbeth
#2
"By killing Simon Cowell I could become somebody".

The name is switchable for any TV hosts/judges.
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#3
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"By killing Simon Cowell I could become somebody".

The name is switchable for any TV hosts/judges.

Pretty much this, or any really popular actor in general.
#4
Killing a prime minister, king/queen or president is more note worthy than killing any celebrity.
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#5
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Killing a prime minister, king/queen or president is more note worthy than killing any celebrity.


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#6
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This. Who knows, you may even go down in the books as the spark of a world war.


Gavrilo Princip was a banana-man.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#7
My favourite method is to crash into some kind of world center of commerce using some form of commercial mass transport. Someone should do that.
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#8
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Gavrilo Princip was a banana-man.
THE MORE YOU KNOW


Thank you, all powerful banana lord.
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#10
bang bang gavrilo principe
bang bang the first six are for you
bang bang the seventh one's for me
bang bang europe's gonna weep




#11
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"By killing Simon Cowell I could become somebody who made the world a better place".

The name is switchable for any TV hosts/judges.

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#13
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That's just mainstream propaganda. The banana men are ruthless and hideous. Be on your guard.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#15
Ben Elton wrote an interesting book on this, can't remember what it was called. About a murder in the Big Brother house.
#16
By killing in the name of, I can become Zach De La Rocha.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


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#17
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By killing in the name of, I can become Zach De La Rocha.

I am so sorry to hear of your misfortune. Is there a cure?

You know, in some situations, suicide is understandable.
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#18
Celebrity fit club

Host: Charles Manson, you gained three pounds this week.

Manson: Did I gain three? Or did the world lose over a million? Since people die every day, thus decreasing the mass of the Earth. And who's to say that this isn't the true reality? Maybe in the spiritual reality I lost seven pounds, but in political piggy reality I gained seventy-two.
#19
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I am so sorry to hear of your misfortune. Is there a cure?

You know, in some situations, suicide is understandable.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#20
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Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

if I kill you will I become somebody?

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#21
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Celebrity fit club

Host: Charles Manson, you gained three pounds this week.

Manson: Did I gain three? Or did the world lose over a million? Since people die every day, thus decreasing the mass of the Earth. And who's to say that this isn't the true reality? Maybe in the spiritual reality I lost seven pounds, but in political piggy reality I gained seventy-two.


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#22
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if I kill you will I become somebody?


You'll become the man who tried to kill me and failed.

Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#24
At least it'll be a challenge for one of us. But I like your spunky can-do attitude.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#25
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challenge accepted


This challenge is going to be legen... wait for it...

Tbh, I didn't read the challenge. Just wanted to say that.
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Shakespeare - Macbeth